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And you'll hear about the real hardcore cult is doing weird camera what the surgery is called But it's like you put a tendon in your wrist from another guy So that's when you hear about activating your DNA and all that new-age shit There's not nothing to that, but you're not hearing what the grizzly shit is they're doing at the top They're taking some kind of parasite into them. That makes them less human 100%

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it's like ai doing it i don't i i couldn't figure out what it is but zoom has some ai thing that I don't get it.

Apple's now in all your phones has put some AI recording device. It's called center stage. It's like, all I want to do is look at buttholes and you got to infringe on my freaking...

Dude, I'm just trying to find diaper furry material.

And then I got to have this nonsense. Diaper furry. Furries and diapers.

The most reviled of the furries. I'm sure, dude. If it comes out that the Charlie Kirk shooter was dating a diaper furry, I say guilty. No trial.

Kurt, how's the show going? Have you put out the audio version yet? No, but

very soon. I'm in the middle of the cutout still, which I am rushing to finish my final draft of it, which I think Callan's directing it. Nice. Yo, Callan, this is annoying as shit, dude. Why is he doing this?

It's okay. It just keeps us

guessing i'm doing nothing it's just like shifting around about yeah you're just your energy is too

powerful for the zoo for the zoo you look good dude don't worry about it it's fun it looks like you're literally floating in space is this a new i thought i'd watch it and i'm like people

be getting seasick watching this dumb shit hold on what is happening is it a new camera

no it's the laptop's camera oh is it an apple yeah it has to do with center stage probably on

the on the mac maybe my green screen's causing it i maybe shouldn't have draped it instead of stapling it to the wall anyway it looks great cut out i'm working on with uh merging order and uh callan is like you know how callan's like a good actor and he you know he really took i gotta say man that guy really took to the script and fucking is trying to make it good like it's shocking

watching his acting chops up close oh he's a he's a he's a a thespian he was never meant to be where he is he was meant to be just float floating around the met gala telling everybody how awesome they look in their weird fashions i mean he is clearly the victim of horrific abuse his dad's a banker so he probably got some weird moloch shit going on

uh well i wouldn't even bring it up to him because i he'll he'll get

dude nobody cares it's all good it makes us laugh you're floating in space

you're floating in space dude it's all good uh what do you call it he went to like a one of them private schools where they do stuff to your butt to fit it yeah yeah i'm not saying that's what happened but it's i'm saying that's what happened anglo-american world power kind of school yeah

yeah you go to school in saudi arabia you you're getting butt stuff done to you that's so he has

a deep under but so as a result though of this hideous abuse that i assume i don't know but he is a very sensitive actor who is able to get really good acting out of people.

Yeah, he's a great actor.

It is like I'm weightless, isn't it? It looks like you're floating in space.

It's like you're just swimming in plasma. I wish I could fix it, people. No, don't worry about it.

I think you just have to sit really still.

No, how about we just let him flow and nobody cares? How about that one?

one i'm cool with the floating it's so funny it is what it is man it is what it is dude it is what it is sometimes it's so funny sometimes you just got float dude what the fuck is that this is a very tim and eric kind of i know what it is dude you know what it is no i don't want to know what

it is now there's a door in space wait move out of frame and see if it follows you or tries to

No, no, it's not. It's because of my... Okay, I don't know what's going on.

I think it's center stage because it's trying to keep your face in the center of the frame. Do you see? I think it's center stage on your Mac.

Is there a way to turn it off?

I'm sure, but I have no idea.

I just don't care. Do you care? All right, sorry. I'm getting this short. I love it. I'm a fan.

We're talking about the horrific upbringing of Brian Callen.

Yeah. He started talking about that. Apple gets very sensitive.

Yeah, Apple doesn't like if you bring that up too much. I think he sounds like a Jesuit and the head of the Bank of Saudi Arabia.

Yeah, his dad was in charge of getting all the money loaned out, which is like the essence of fractional reserve banking.

An IMF loan shark? Do you think that might be something sinister?

His dad was a Jesuit IMF loan shark.

I mean, holy shit. Brian, it's probably not in like a Dan Brown movie, his childhood. whipping himself

his father left him notes but was in symbols on the wall in blood

his own blood

they're making a fucking new religion you saw the pastors got UFO yes with their Israel money they got UFO briefings yeah

so crazy

the guy I saw it from too has an affliction shirt on and I'm just like okay

if you're doing MMA from 2008 i'm not gonna hear about aliens from you i'm sorry yeah yo that's like i'll listen to sully from god smack and that's it oh you know it's like it's like you knew that um what was the trucker hats from van von dutch von dutch you knew that was done when homeless people were wearing it i'm like oh that's over that means there was a giveaway of von dutch hats that's just some chick who needed money for coke sold it to the you know you some fucking like thrift store or

something or some fucking would you ever get those big red boots that they make for freaks like oh

they're terrible the mickey mouse boots those things yeah yeah they're hideous well they're

red sneakers so no expensive i would never wear red they're very they're like five hundred dollars

yeah they're very expensive what do they look like astro astro lad you know you know what he's talking about those yeah the halo they're like halo boots right what i i don't they're some it's some artists they sound like super mario boots yeah they look like super mario boots yeah

yeah uh it's very hard to walk in and uh but they are sturdy mischief that's the guy's name ms

c h f actually uh mischief it's called big red boot and they're fucking hideous i mean it looks

like some snoopy would wear isn't that where kind of fashion is like how ugly can we make you

how stupid can we make you just put out i think whitney just texted it to me whitney cummings I always text fucking kooky shit with Whitney

yeah look at that that looks like straight up out of a fucking Mickey Mouse cartoon you look fine dude every time you turn it you get more wigger yeah you're trying to be a rapper

I know that's the idea

I want to celebrate

I want to celebrate Stephen Fiore making it to the final round Steve you watch

uh uh funny af i haven't watched it yet ron uh what's his face won it yeah jenna watch it my fifth wife jenna watch it live to vote for ron ron is so fucking funny ron turner ron turner so fucking ron taylor right ron taylor fucking insanely funny i know his life is like a comedy of errors that you cannot even fucking believe he was driving around in a van that didn't have windows I'm like, I'll fix your windows. Just call me. All right, man, I'll call you. He never calls me.

You want to give him money, and it's hard.

Yes. It's hard. It's freaking hard. But he has the best joke about how he could never get pegged by a white woman because his ancestors would be disgusted.

He was supposed to be an engineer or something, some kind of job befitting of his haircut.

Yeah, 100%. He definitely has Verizon wireless haircut, you know, where he's like, I just want unlimited data.

That's all I want with this afro. Unlimited Verizon. Oh, by the way, I was watching Professor Zhang today.

Yeah, what are your thoughts on him?

i'd like to get the info i don't know maybe he's a spy but let's say he just got some good insights and he's telling me something can we just be that please let's say he's doing that and he's a spy why would i give a shit yeah you know what i mean like like they tried to slip in a thing called malinformation which is when a foreign adversary tells you the truth and it's not good for our country meaning like them not you it's good for everybody in the country is good to know the truth it's not good for the people in charge of it yeah that used to be called the

news by the way and now you have to go to professor jang they get it dude that's a great point really

the news was the shit that you yeah you got yeah dude that's a good way to put it johnny points

johnny points on the points it's true though before you know before before the uh yeah before Clinton got blackmailed

by... Because there ain't no more working class journos, dude. There ain't no journalists.

Nobody can afford to do it, dude. I came out of journalism for that reason.

I made no money. I couldn't afford to live there. Right, so now you gotta do just whatever they'll pay you to do, hit pieces, and you gotta suck on fucking Barry Weiss's fat lesbian ass.

I bet it's a better deal than back when it was like HuffPo, social jihadi times, because they were doing Hunger Games with losers that just got out of school who they're all like got to find a scalp because you can really see the whole trickle down of we'll occupy wall street then your bill ackman types as in zio billionaires are something like we're gonna push wokeness now yeah right yeah and then and then i said on jimmy show october 7th i go this is the death of woke and i was right because that's why wokies ain't it ain't going nowhere no more because the rich zionist billionaires aren't on that team all those democrats liked obama all went to trump because it turns out their interest didn't lie here

with america yeah and it's really freaking crazy and they're just like we're gonna spend another 200 million dollars i'm trying to convince everybody to like israel i'm like there's just

no amount of money you know what would convince me if you move your rich ass to fucking israel and start talking that shit i'd feel a little more oh the oh larry ellison he's not in his own private hawaiian island he now lives in israel to support the team right because he's a fucking patriot right oh no oh that's right the whole thing has always been for the jews that the rich jews didn't want put them as the buffer that's that's how theodore hurtzel was selling it to the rothschild guy like what's his name the rothschild that that theodore hurtzel went to and

really caught his ear with it i'm sure some baron von rothschild something like that yeah lizard dick von fucking lizard dick von braun baron edmund what's his name edmund the rothschild

baron you said though baron incorrect i knew who's the one that dated and it says uh theodore

hertzel and the rothschild family specifically baron edmund the rothschild oh okay right initially strained relationship as hertzel saw political blah blah so all those jews come out of lithuania

and poland and shit that so edmund rothschild's like i don't why would i give it everyone's going to america they weren't going to jerusalem okay um but whack job occultists need you in jerusalem for some reason and also to sell it they go uh and hertzel i don't think he's an occultist at all by the way i think he was kind of like pretty sincere guy actually but he goes all these lithuanian poor jews are going to show up uh here in england and then because roger's like i have a great here you know i'm a baron and all that shit like why would i want to even get involved well you're jewish so it might come this might hit you eventually so you want to get these poor ones somewhere that's useful to you like that's how he sold it and it was and that's why all those that's why your Liberty and Levens don't live in fucking Israel only stupid chump Christian whose pastors are being paid Hasbara money go to fucking Israel like that everybody else is you know there's that one comic here or who's sure I'm watching Voss talk to her because Voss is like a Mary who knows nothing and I'm watching the overly about Israel she's like you know I can see on hers you're like i live here for a reason dude like 100 i'm from there it's not what you

think i'm probably gonna lose you on this kurt but whatever the number of the holocaust is i'm not here debating any of that at all but i think that they basically got all the anti-zionist

jews i know for a fact they did i knew it dude that's it's the same principle with with netanyahu telling the liberals that's why they oh dude the these psychopaths kabod lurianic types yeah they love a good story about how these one jews were so liberal and actually ironically wanted to didn't want to genocide the arabs and look what these bad arabs did to the nice jews so you see who it serves the psychopath ones so if you say some israeli with like raver taste and let's face so it's not going to be great days, but you're probably more liberal than the average Ben Gavir. And then they check with the IDF if it's okay to have their rave next to the concentration camp that day. And they say, yeah, definitely go do that. That's what happened.

No, they moved it. They moved it the day of. They're like, oh, we're going to move it over here even closer. I forgot. You're right. Dude, I go to music festivals. So that's two groups. Do you know how hard it is to move a music festival from one day to another? There's like stages. It's a whole fucking thing.

Not if you got the IDF and American Money Money. but anyway they um as you remember it looks like a shitty rave to be honest with you just look like

patio furniture especially after the how long does it take to figure out the hang gliders aren't part of the ring this is awesome it's funny if i was oh shit look at these yeah because you'd be a

molly yeah that was the point we covered on jimmy from the get out of the gate and right out the gate it was fucking fishy because you saw these people complaining and especially idf people who were like how the fuck did that even possibly happen yes okay and as you know nanyahu is

supposed to go to court like october 8th over and over again dude over and over again they just keep canceling his testimony yeah it's kind of crazy and so there's still people out there that are like release i mean still release the hostages why did you kill the baby like

there's no hostages and then by the way the hostages israel killed themselves first some came back but their stories obviously Hamas didn't want to harm the hosages how would that help them they're trying not to all be killed if those Abraham accords go through so Israel knows that and they would say it as much they go that's why they have a Hannibal hey that's why we have the

Hannibal mass Hannibal directive yes and so that's how all the cars blew up

and all those fake rapes that's all fucking fake fuck you if you don't like hearing it i'm just telling you what reality is dipshit uh uh hang gliders and guns you don't you can't blow up cars with i don't know i don't care how much grand theft audio played those soldiers ordered to do that make sure they don't can't take hostages because and historically israel doesn't want to deal with hostages and think of how crazy that is that you would sacrifice your own citizens for the pr of the state like why would you be loyal to a country like that and why would you think has anything to do with god especially if you're

i don't understand christians i think it's crazy no that's the craziest shit as they're blowing up old churches they're like but we gotta support the chosen people you're like no god don't even like america motherfucker you think he likes that shit yeah 100 and the reason they got they the reason they kill everybody is because it gets them more sympathy from their own citizens who are so brainwashed they can't even go what is who gains from this what who gains from what happened okay

so the the end of the world cult which you know your bill mars would have you believe it's all american evangelicals are mostly the end of the world create no it turns out that the cabod fuckers have a whole thing that's even crazier right it turns out that you couldn't do it if it was just it remember they try to shift the blame onto the dumb fat ass christians so anybody who's like into the red heifer you are such a a warlock motherfucker like why would you ever the red heifer i remember hearing about that as a kid i've had a couple red heifers me too hey richie cunningham's daughter what's her fucking name from uh you know who's the redhead director

oh ron howard ron howard yeah what's his daughter's name but she's not a red heifer she's just hot she's a big bitch

I mean I'm not against her but I mean

I'm pro Amazon

I'm just saying she's a big bitch she's a big bitch she's substantial she exists a lot hey I'm substantial thank you hey

no but you're totally I'm not going to say names because you see them too comics we love we just love them and they're all just like oh you just hey oh it's the j hate everywhere j hate you just everywhere there's a j and it's like well i'm not saying that at all

but are you saying there's no j hate i live with i say zionist and i'm not even like i'm mad because you're a zionist just at this point you should have maybe looked into some shit beyond what your bub ironically a lot of people's bubbies and zadies i'll bet we're not approving of this because i know norman finkelstein his parents you know were like auschwitz and they they weren't like yeah they hated germans they really hated germans he said they weren't like go kill all them kids in gaza that's not a thing that they thought was cool you know you would think if you just been through that you wouldn't want to inflict it but it's much like being molested some people get mad at that and some people get the the hunger right that's why i call it the hunger

oh you got that hunger

they called the six million number just you know that was called out by the guy wolfson that took over after hurtzel i can't remember you can look it up you find the speech but he the six million number was designated why is it called the holocaust dude that's a greek word yeah the bird offering so you're looking at one of the greatest trauma-based mind control rituals ever ever done by the oligarchs and the anglo harry potter powers that'd be and uh that trauma of that and there's a guy justin sledge uh uh he's a professor of like you know he's pretty popular channel of like a cult and it's real good if you want to just basic like academic looking at at these old writings without any kind of you know because it's very hard to to get the real story with this kind of stuff but he has a very good video about the golem you know a golem that jewish frankenstein yeah it's made out of clay and blobby blob and and uh i don't know if he i took it this way but from what you're saying it was like israel's a golem that's powered by hate and revenge and that's why anti-semitism is a kind of fuel source for it unfortunately

no 100 when they get mad i'm like dude you want everyone to talk shit theodore heard the said

when they when they what was it when they um when anti-semitism spreads i grow because again people weren't trying to go to jerusalem they're trying to go to america yes 100 but america even i mean dude i i think i don't think something changed like i think matt eric has a better opinion of the founding fathers than i do because i just look at him as luciferian fucking human traffickers um what they fucking are okay and now i realize and i have a very bad like my viewpoint of uh famous sayings is real cynical now in a way it wasn't before so for example ben franklin saying those who would trade a little uh freedom for freedom for a little security and peace deserve neither you know a famous saying which is um you know let me tell you that fat fat pedo occultist is really sad if if you give up your freedoms willingly which most which we have you deserve what comes to you that's why it's called the american experiment it was always meant as a mere stepping stone to the one world government america is what all the countries of the world right you the melting pot like oh ye olde atlantis right and that's why when you cci fucks like john pompeo go like the glory of the american experiment and i and i would say on jimmy show i'm like why does he keep saying experiment are we not a country like is this like maybe we're a country yeah no that is what it always was that's what it always was and it's all the satanist idea of like it's your fault you're oh you're the degenerate so you know like lying to you and tricking you and then making it your fault that it's always been that yep that is about saying

that's the ultimate illuminati a guy that doesn't exist revelation of the method if hey you didn't stop us we did it you let us do it and yeah and and i don't believe i don't think that there's

some cosmic law that they have to do revelation of the method i don't think that there is i think

they're definitely starting going why are we even telling them why do we need their permission at all anymore i think they're just going forward with stuff that they just because it's it's not

what I think it is it has more to do with the integrity of the of the ritual so if you're gonna create a fake world around me which is what like you know Bannon and Epstein and probably a couple of Asian video game designers making QAnon that's the architecture that's the matrix is I'm building a LARP around you okay so Cicada Matt Arrett told me what I don't know if he said on your show too but great great info to have Cicada that thing that was famous online that was a beta test for um q anon okay and so it's like a little little cryptic for it was like fun to follow it i guess i never got into that because i'm not an actual spur do you remember that it was a it was

called cicada and it was this uh worldwide search for uh these clues it's like a code and it's a

puzzle and they wanted to find out because there was also like who could solve this puzzle they'd be valuable to us yeah but it's also and and for my every bit of data is scraped from that there's

so much useful stuff gathered and then that made q anon very successful and q anon yeah q anon was

a test to see if ai could connect with us so they used ai to write i i believe that that q anon was the actual introduction of ai to the masses really in a way to see if it could connect and get people to trust it so the way it talked was just written in ai it just reads like ai if

you understand that's interesting that's very interesting dude but but people didn't think

it was ai right no no no no no no no the people that were putting it out i mean it reads like nostradamus really which also i guess reads like ai yeah man and they were just like can ai I create something that's believable. to people it's like a cold reading almost and when everybody fell for and listen it's operation trust they told us everything that was happening yeah because that's how they corralled all of us to go dude patriots in control you know patriots in control so let's just wait they're gonna take care of it which is very much a part of religion as well just wait they're gonna come and save us and i'm not saying they're not and i'm not here to insult the idea of white hats on the face of it

white and black hats is some chessboard yeah straight up a cultist you know yeah and and so the l ron hubbard saying which is uh there's the pieces that don't know they're the pieces and then there's a players and then their game master doesn't have to obey the rules of the game at all that's that's probably he's he's breaking down a much older saying because that's how all this works and they all are doing these like you know okay america's an experiment i don't even understand what do you mean experiment to see if we shouldn't have to have an inbred king we need to experiment to see if that's okay the are you talking about they act like it's a foregone conclusion everything gets framed a certain way so you already like you're thinking about things in a very specific framework as the great bill maher explained on his last new rules he's not gonna he's not gonna learn what the overton window is which is the vice on his whoremonger brain you you know and uh that over to window if he had bothered to learn it it would explain why the news repeats those phrases that he hates which he said in the same you know they repeat the same phrase over and over that if you found out about mk ultra bill he acted like it was crazy to bring up mk ultra asshole the whole media is that like you're part of it fuck face yeah like you didn't anyway he knows better too i don't believe that bill is a better better at controlling

the info then what's his face on cbs the late night show james um jimmy no no no who's on cbs you ever see colbert freaks out when they say something he doesn't think they should be short circuits he can't he can't do it but bill mares when claire danes was on better yes and it's

happened a couple times but claire danes talking about the cia being involved at cia camp with the

What was the location you guys shot the last episode?

Whoopi Goldberg will fart over you if she has to. And that one black chick said she wouldn't get it. I swear to God, it was the funniest thing. The one black chick, I can't remember who. She wasn't on a lawn, but she was like, well, if I don't want to get that vaccine, I ain't getting it. And the Whoopi just farts. Oh, excuse me. She's farting over it. She's like, think fast, Whoopi. But I don't think they are doing it. A skillful host is steering the conversation how they want it to go. They use any mechanism at their disposal.

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sponsoring the show and we had jimmy uh uh see bannon on jimmy's show because i gave jimmy a couple questions asked him about um one why that documentary had never come out because they were bermuth showed me the previews i used it in uh i think me and kyle did as a joke because i couldn't believe it's epstein talks like woody allen and he's like one talking about committing suicide if you ever owned a cell for 24 hours and then the other one is him talking about um uh uh how he's a time's up me too guy supporter that was one of the funniest things i ever heard so uh there's supposedly 14 hours of footage right so obviously the thing was just a to help epstein that's why epstein's saying such like real midwit in the interview because it's the kind of thing that seems smart to people that aren't that smart um they're not saying the real they're talking about which is like a cult that's what that chalkboard behind him that one picture that's game design that's why he's got game designers and he's talking to that one game designer is talking about that chick from uh what's the name of the uh some african country but they have a huge problem with uh satanic human sacrifice in this country first thing it pops up when you look it up and he said she's already in phase three and there's a thing phase three means it's like really bad anyway uh it's all game designers they're and uh world warcraft

cia infiltrated you know that no i didn't know that but i know that you know we had uh what was it dr kelly is that her name she was on your show too she's talking about the steve bannon book about him being a wizard oh heather lynn yeah heather lynn yeah sorry my apologies doctor

heather lynn i was saying heather leer on danny jones i was like really fucking it up yeah would

you like to see whoopie goldberg fart over that woman yeah i mean you did find it yeah i did find the uh is that black on black crime by the way uh yeah i suppose technically it would be many people are refusing to get a flu shot this winter because almost half of americans are convinced the flu shot can make them sick. Now, doctors insist that it is biologically impossible. Okay. Do you all get the shot? I will not get the shot. I feel like, why do I want to inject something into my skin that's going to make me sick? Excuse me. Yeah, whoa.

There you go. I forgot it was about the flu shot. By the way, fuck the flu shot. Isn't it?

Oh, and Rosie O'Donnell's there. Oh my god.

What a disgusting animal. I would love to ask that chick if Whoopi really even farted. She even whiffed it in her.

She's like, I feel so much better now. What an animal. You know, those breakfast burritos, they kill us everything. I tell you. You're so right. Boy, she killed that right quick, didn't she?

And then luckily, Rosie was there with some great comedy. Yeah, boy.

She's known for that. I mean, just a caveman-looking motherfucker. Look at that. I mean, unbelievable Rosie O'Donnell. And you remember the greatest tragedy that ever happened in Hollywood was someone thought it would be a good idea to fucking cast Rosie O'Donnell as Betty from fucking Flintstones?

I thought you were going to be that retard on the bus movie, was he going to say, riding the bus with my sister? You know that movie, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to have a great joke that if you add Asian hookers to any movie, it becomes instantly a better movie. And I brought that up, like the Rosie O'Donnell retard. movie if you wait it had asian hookers in it no but if you added it would have fucking probably

been award-winning oh i thought you were making a tasteless like down syndrome eye joke no i was making a tasteless asian hooker joke yeah well that's fair as long as it wasn't ableist that's

i got no problem with it okay i respect it but yeah you're 100 correct dude it's just everything

is fucking manipulation dude it's that that actually looks less believable than the first time i saw it where i thought it might be a sincere fart at first oh no that's not i'm like oh this is some fucking hammy thing you did to cover like why the fuck would you get a flu shot

shot if you're not 80 yeah why would you get one ever especially when well now i wouldn't ever and did she have it in the chamber was she just like in case someone brings up yeah maybe that's why she's on the show because she could fart on cue and they're just like, you never know when you need this. Remember that Will the farter that used to go on?

I didn't hear a fart, okay? So she could fake it easily and if you didn't hear it and she's going, I bet your mind fills in the rest of the fart.

She starts smelling toxins.

That's called magic. That's called dark. That's the darkest magic there is.

That's called bark magic, dude. Only the impressionable people smell it. Oh, I'll be the NPCs. Oh my God, it's disgusting. Yeah, anybody who can be hypnotized in a magic show got to smell the fart and then everybody else was like what uh anybody could be as long as you've

smelled a fart before you just like how uh uh charles manson hypnotized the guy from machete

to feel like he's on heroin in prison do you smell that oh i smell it okay three two one you're on

heroin uh but if you had never done it then you wouldn't work yeah it didn't work if you've never body had to know how to feel to to reenact because your body's fully capable of duplicating you know the chemicals that trigger a thing in your body so that's the whole deal with with really good hypnotism and the kind of programs they do is uh forming a mind-body connection to to so things that would be involuntary are now under your control do you understand that's why they love all that llama shit and all that like meditate all that bullshit they they study this for a long

fucking time you know 100 for like hundreds of years they've been messing around and they finally got it now they're like oh dude we could split their personalities turn into the assassins i

mean the the templars got that from the assassins the old man in the mountain and that you know that whole deal where they they take them to fake valhalla or whatever that's where the the virgins bullshits from it's from that it's not from i don't understand in the quran uh and and so it's like a promise to get guys to not care about their lives and and they would like they'd pass out and and then they wake up in that garden paradise with all these whores that are like virgins.

Virgin whores? Chicks who are willing to do weird shit even though they've never done it before?

Like a front virgin or a back virgin? Or a full service virgin?

Now God's just going through the scrap meat looking for one person. Can we find one virgin for these warriors? That's a whore.

Meanwhile, they're virgins, so they don't fucking know. Just throw anything. The warriors are virgins, right? They don't know what the fuck is.

Yeah, that's such a good point. Yeah, yeah.

It's just like Whippy Whoopi don't have to even really fart. It's like a lot of trickery, you know?

Just think about that, dude. Like, sometimes you'll hook up with someone and it just doesn't work. But imagine back in the day where you hooked up with somebody and the pieces didn't fit. What do you mean by, like, big dick problems? Well, I mean, Kurt Metzger's got a fucking cannon on him.

Just like a J.P. Morgan. I like that he was positive about it Because Jenna told me I have clown dick, and I feel like I... What does that even mean? I don't know. I know what she means.

It just makes sounds like a clown shoe.

Just a fucking, yeah. Just a goofy-ass long clown shoe of a dick. I'm about to come. I know, it's Shurky's dick.

Make balloon animals out of it? Yeah, that's great.

Oh, fuck. I don't know. It's like, I don't know what it means, but I do kind of know.

It's pretty insulting, though. What? It's kind of insulting you. I would love to have a big dick and someone call it fucking clown dick. Oh, please, yeah. I would much more prefer that. That's the reason you want them to laugh.

Dick's been no friend of mine.

Then have some dick no friend of mine. Try to convince me she can feel it. I would much rather have clown dick. Oh, it's in my stomach. It's impossible. It can't reach there. It's impossible. There's no way. It's near there. It can't reach it.

do you ever think of you know those caps you can put on your dick

oh yeah why don't they come up with that wait is that a thing yeah you can make your dick singer by putting it on there

but then it's like who's having a good time

they sponsor the show how much would people lose their mind

If we had boner pills and dick caps He only fucks with a condom

It's so weird No it's like you put it over your dick It covers your whole dick

It's like you have a giant Clown dick

But it's obvious that it's fake Yeah she doesn't care She's finally feeling something I thought it was supposed to be a secret Only you know

Are you familiar with the mega fuck slut It's a fucking torso

Like, the second she sucks on it, she's going to know it's fake.

The girl with no arms and legs? Hey, what do you call a gal with no head or arms or legs? A mega fuckslut from DDX. Human fleshlight. It's a tourist dude at the Hustler store in San Diego. Oh, yeah.

I remember those where it's just like, it's just a torso. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw one of those in the Met.

We were just buying a Christian dildo. There's a Christian rabbit, dude. Nothing crazy. just a normal sunday family style christian rabbit gildo okay that's it yeah just normal kind and i look over the corner i see a fucking box of a torso it's called the mega i'm trying to find the picture for you because i couldn't believe what i was looking at it's like a i mean like dude at that point because there's like the live the dolls i guess you could get which they had, like a giant life-size box of like a fuck doll. Yeah.

Drew Carey owns like 20 of them. Oh, those real dolls. Yeah.

If you're on a budget, you don't want extra heads and legs.

You got to pay extra for limbs. Was there one like this one?

Oh, boy. Okay, now we...

That one's fire. The Hustler Hollywood? Go to that one. Holy shit. Do you want me to put this up? No.

I'm going to give you a picture. No, not that one.

the one with that one yeah look at that one dude do you just buy it and wear it out of the store yeah would you like to get insurance on this put insurance on it i'll be back next week

first of all how do you bag that up do you have a body bag to take this home

yeah what was that oh that'd be the best prank ever you just at like four in the morning just carry out a bag with a fucking with a torso in it and just watch your neighbors freak out

that's just coming where they stick an ai and what optimus or whatever and you can fuck it it's it's i mean a decade away maybe no we're here dude they have that they have that i know but i mean like when it comes down to us in north carolina it's 10 years away in california we already have they don't even i'm talking about like an optimist like the robot with an a sentient

robot that you can fuck is like a decade no you you'd better do that do you get a a dick sleeve and then you you go on some porn app that is compliant with like whatever you're fucking

Yeah, that's exactly what it's going to be. Like an AR.

You just put it out there and it works your junk.

Yeah, but you want something in meat space, right?

Dude, me and Kyle, I'm going to find that picture, dude. We're going to see this mega fucks. We were sponsored by the Autoboy AI. I don't know if it's still being made.

Autoboy AI? No, Autoblow. Oh, hold on. They sponsored your show? What was that like? Hey, just ask them.

We got a lot of good bits out of it

I found it

You found what? The mega Let's see Is it this one?

I'm going to bring this one up You're going to have to edit it out There you go

It's a fucking This is what it is What's wrong with that? 2,000 It's $2,100 and you don't even get a face?

You don't even get a face.

No, you want a face, that's a lot pricier.

Yeah, you got to pay more for that. I need a face. That looks good. That looks good. Oh, you could turn it like that?

You could turn it.

No, it's not.

And it has like different categories.

I know what I'm getting you guys for Christmas.

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Guys, if you want to get a movie, just use our promo code. It's only one. Oh, no, it's both holes. It better be both holes.

Who can I text these to? There's great pictures of me.

Oh, is that terrible? Yeah, it's supposed to be her. No, that's someone else. That's not the one I thought of.

Email it to me at the number I sent you the invite from, Kirk.

Is that like the equivalent of a – is a fleshlight the equivalent of like an athlete getting a shoe deal? Oh, if you're in porn?

Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, totally. Yeah.

All right, back to conspiracies. After we just did – Mega Fluxlet? Yeah. i'd love to name that episode this there's no way you should just it could be just all asterisk maybe mega and then mega dot dot dot fuck dot dot dot slut dot dot dot dude it's like what's the

commercial like it's like a grizzled vice cop who's like this most close closely resembles the torsos I would find night after night in my 30 years working in homicide.

That happened. Remember they found that fuck doll and somebody thought it reported it as a body? And then the police, like they sent out the whole, the coroner and everything went out to find, to pull this thing out. That's a great ad for a real doll or whatever. Imagine fucking your real doll so much you'd throw it out. Like how much did that guy fuck his real doll? I think that's rude.

I'll bet you, how about this? You touch your dick to it one time and were disgusted with yourself. what i would hope it is because i remember moon tower gave us fleshlights were you remember that sam when moon tower was giving our fleshlights yeah i wasn't there

so what they were giving out free fleshlights throughout every comic yeah i mean you remember

when joe rogan was fleshlight like dude we'll look back at weird who was i talking to last night 2015 was such a wild west amazing time like i mean the shit that was going on on the internet the free flow of information was just amazing and then hillary clinton had to come and jack the primary from bernie sanders and it ruined everything dude i wonder what country would

have been if bernie would have really won or if he would have at least been no the only thing we

have gotten out here's what it would be it would be exactly you you it's john mccain whoever you vote for you're getting john mccain the very idea that it would be different based on the president that's story about bernie sanders i believe it 100 that he had to do something horrific with a boy and the person who who said he said they never saw a grown man cry like that because he didn't have no choice so they're gonna wipe out his family he carries himself like a man that was forced i said a black mirror like in black mirror the primaries of a pig member yeah

It's like the first Black Mirror, right? Isn't that the first time? That's the first one. That's why Sam won't watch it.

I can't watch it because I can't do a joke about fucking a pig without the crowd getting angry at me. But you watch fucking Black Mirror. You're like, oh, this is such great.

So you can't watch Black Mirror because you're jealous of Black Mirror.

What Black Mirror is allowed to get away from? To him, it's Black Guy Mirror. Yeah, it's Black Guy. It's this new interracial porn that everyone saw. Who's the guy that everyone saw? Benny Johnson loves watching Black Guy Mirror, dude. He does? Is he a gay guy? Benny Johnson. He's the guy that was talking to Matt Gaetz. And he's like, yeah, we got aliens. I know he is. And he called it interracial. Oh, yes. Yeah, I got you. Is he a gay guy?

Dude, all the pastors. Yeah, he's a homo. All the pastors just got their briefings of, oh, get ready. Everybody ready. And Steven Spielberg's movie is coming out.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a big, hey, a big marketing push. And Diana Pasolka is starting that fucking religion, Cosmism. Cosmicism In league with some creepy ass Catholic thing It's been in the works for a while This is going to be the externalization of the fucking tulpa

I wonder if she's going to take out Instagram ads To promote her religion Her next book

They're all part of the Matt Arrett traced all these people's shit Where they come from It's all at the end Now this is if you get the deluxe one

That's like a super Duper flashlight. That's like at least five grand. And they're like, let's make her bow legged like she's been getting rocked all the time. Look at that. That was, yeah, that was

like, got to treat yourself for your birthday, I was saying.

Can you rent that out?

Hashtag self-care. Can you rent that

out? I mean, can you rent it out for the weekend?

Well, do you get to find out who had it before you?

I mean... Okay, so then look, now, I know you're

asking, are there torsos of color? The answer's yes. That's right, I can see it right there.

Yeah, perfect 10 torso. Cheaper? or same price same i don't know but i mean shouldn't have ran balmas it's unbelievable really that's what they should be dropping this is one of the grisliest things

i think i've ever seen uh as a as a toy in a that where i'm like is it weird in any i mean like dude you pretty much have given up on ever anything with women right at that point yeah

yeah yeah because you can't have that in your house if some chick

isn't it weird if a woman came there and saw you have that she'd be turned off but if you came home and a chick had a little torso with a fucking clown dick on it you're like okay you're a freak

is that weird um you the fleshlights they gave them to us right and i remember i had my free fleshlight from moon tower festival and uh it was like the first moon tower and um i tried it one time i put on my dick and i i've never felt ashamed of jerking off ever in my life since i was like you know a kid doing it where you feel bad but as an adult never i was like this is wrong i just remember going there's like a dead there's like i think you're supposed to heat it up or something to do you throw it in the microwave microwave it yeah normally hand there's nothing the feedback of hand is that's well that's the problem you keep trying to create things

when we just have our hands So, so.

women are more complex like that they need a bunch of stuff they because they just they don't even want work they just want to put something on it and just sit there yeah but then you got

to clean you know later why wouldn't that's that's the part the cleaning out is the problem that's the shame and then i i mean you're like and i don't think you can let it sit there and not clean it right after because then it's kind of get hot no dude come back and it's pregnant.

You can't return it. What a fucking creepy ass thing to see.

If you were a porn star and you had one like Fleshlight, would you give that out on Christmas? That'd be so funny.

Everyone has the exact same

and everyone knows what you're giving them and they're like, is this appropriate right now? Another Fleshlight from Tammy.

You know Brooke? The comic Brooke Arnold? Do you know her? Do you ever meet her? Her fucking family, I think it's like a cousin or something, is the one that married Randy Quaid. You know Randy Quaid when he went nuts and he was with that chick? I think that chick's her relative. And she said that she got the whole family fucking custom-made soap that smelled like her fucking pussy. What? She made a point to tell them. I'm like, why would you make that?

Hold on. Hold on. But what is the pitch meeting on that? it was like listen we're excited your work is great you're one of the top stars out there we got ideas we're thinking literally outside the box

I don't know if Randy Quaid this might be pre-Randy Quaid

yeah what's the name of the person

Randy Quaid's a fucking nutty wife how about one of you guys with a keyboard look up Randy Quaid

I don't see anything about Randy Quaid he was not involved in this

soap to my knowledge bitch but randy quay was worried about the hollywood star whackers and he'll say they're not a gang he's just saying there's people that kill and there are so who knows what the fuck uh you know who knows what the fuck a lot of these fucking stars if they're really big and they've stayed in the limelight dude how how how did tom hanks and all tom hanks works with cia 100

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candle. I don't think that was specifically her vagina and I did look into it. I think it was just... Is it Evie? it was called smells it was called the candle was called smells like my vagina and and i remember covering this on my old stupid podcast because we're like does does she mean like hers or is it like you know a good day boat after you my boat's named after you he's like that yeah you know

somebody burned their house down with it and who who is that candle meant for women or men

no i i don't like

He's like, dude, you know it would really be great if this place smelled like Wentz Poundro's pussy. It smelled like a fucking whorehouse. Yeah, it would be great.

Somebody burned their house down and stunk like Poundro pussy.

Let's have the house smell like a chick who slept with Harvey Weinstein for a roll. That'd be really fucking great. The whole factory would make him fun.

Be nice to Harvey. He's nice to you.

That's what I was doing. I could see it being some whack, some nerdy guy buying this candle to prove that he fucking gets pussed. Be like, you smell that?

No.

You smell that? I mean, I don't know.

Just let the smell do the work

You know your friends coming over You just light candles, put it out Dude, what does it smell like in here? Sorry, dude

I just fat check over

It says the Gwyneth candle Is the one that's called This smells like my vagina

Right, but does it mean hers Or are you the buyer now that you've bought it?

Yeah, that's a great question The scent was developed after Paltrow remarked That a particular scent smelled like her vagina.

Stop bragging about your pussy smell. I mean, my God.

How much did you pay for it? Or how much do you think it was worth? Oh, my God. 20 cents?

Does she hand dip the candles?

Like Debbie does Dallas? Yeah. It's like a sourdough starter. You just fucking swipe. Oh, it's disgusting. You wanted $75 for this thing. $75? $75?

Fuck you, bitch. That's about, what would you say, $70? No, you just get a hooker to stink your house up. You just get someone to stink up your house. But it's just how disgusting men are.

It wasn't what men are on goop buying lifestyle items. Dude, when I worked at a strip bar, men would go nuts.

Women would take the shirts, rub it between their legs, and guys would want the shirt.

But she didn't market it like that. This is hoop is to fucking new age broads. So there's something dark and dykey going on, dude.

Dark and dykey. That should be our new podcast.

Yeah.

Imagine a guy. That was my goth man.

This smells like my dick candle.

Like some guy was like, this smells like my dick. No, you don't think any girl would buy it? I just don't think women. I think women are into their guy's dick. I don't think dick is their big thing.

Is that my asshole or a candle?

It shouldn't be like, this smells like my bank account. That's what women would be into. This is my wallet.

Gwenna's pussy smells like fine Corinthian leather. Oh, that's a quality leather, you know?

It's unbelievable. Now, Kurt, were you amazed that like all last week there wasn't really a big psyop it's like almost like they're gearing up it's like all the ufo

shit's been psyop that the pat i'm telling you they're getting the alien shit together but like

the actual dropping of it is the psyop the leading up it's almost like well i feel like we're like the two weeks before the super bowl where everyone's just waiting you know why i'll tell you why you know where you're like there's nothing really going on no okay yeah here's what's

happening they can't so the ceasefire they're still shooting or whatever trump's trapped because he has to do whatever israel says israel is not gonna let go netanyahu and the gavir gang are not gonna let go of this because their whack job thing depends on it and uh meanwhile russia and china told iran listen don't annihilate israel with your hypersonic missiles right now because they might do the samson option and that would be bad for all of us so just try to have a ceasefire right now and then russia in turn said to trump in the strongest diplomatic terms like you better not fucking do a land war motherfucker but they said it like that would be really bad if you did that like so trump is stuck in a fucked up place right now um which means uh we're all stuck in it and the gas is gonna go i think it already spiked right you had to have well there's people that

think it's just about raising the price of gas okay it's about going to world war three because

there's no way out except world war three let's say it doesn't lead to world war three the dollars fuck dude the petrodollar is done they're already off of it remember how we i would like to i don't want to put this out there if i could get on the riyadh comedy festival i would love to go so i'd apologize i'd like to apologize to saudi arabia on behalf of america if i ever get the opportunity i hope the good folks of riyadh will allow me i think i apologize for this cannibal pedal cult of a fucking country i came from because they're a bad friend they're a bad friend you know you guys were fucking doing all u.s bidding and what happened immediately the u.s can't protect you we had 19 bases right 13 of them are gone it'd be a trillion dollars replace them they're not going to be replaced all the missile defense went to israel which doesn't even work against hypersonic missiles we may have a hypersonic missile coming out

it's really like a do you believe in the samson option

of course what what is the one what is it if everything goes wrong they're gonna shoot their missiles off all over the area all over the world is gonna fall apart yeah well i don't know how far it'll reach but definitely the middle east look if they just did the middle east that'd be bad enough no because that's fucks up you know and and don't think i'm one of these pussies that cares about human life because i am not i'm talking about the gas prices sam i'm talking

about gas listen you gotta know about kurt doesn't care about human life gas prices i'm not some kind of a far left nut job you know doesn't even have a car he cares that much yeah he doesn't even own

a car what about my girl's license is good i bought her the car but i mean what do you do you think netanyahu's alive or is he dead i think he's alive i the fact that those ai's was so janky and bad is like a double reverse something like you're telling me they couldn't figure out how to make good fake ai like i think i could make better ones with grok than some of them did you make some fire ai so i i think it's it's it was on purpose to so someone go oh i think he's dead because they were trying to kill him you know and he wasn't in israel his brother got whacked on him and um so you want to put that out there because it puts it out there that he's dead and they're faking you know you can see the the strategy of it but uh he's been seen since then but it's just like dude he's such a cunt like the only people left in israel now who the fuck's over there now except maniacs everybody else ran away to cyprus or wherever america poor cyprus they're like they're taking everything yeah uh poor fucking uh argentina and all these other south american countries that they're burning their shit down and getting the land it's like unbelievable right to the irony of argentina being the refuge now it's so funny and that guy bent right over didn't he uh dude he converted he's a he's a he converted then he ran and then he doesn't say we don't know he converted for sure but of course he did is he probably's a fucking noahide not even a convert because the whole goal is noahide a noahide is like a being a dimmy you know the Muslims want to make you a second-class citizen called a Dimi. Well, it turns out Juhamid has the same plans, but they call it Noahide. It turns out that Juhamid ain't cooler than Muhammad, as maybe we're led to belief.

Juhamid. Juhamid.

No, I'm with you, dude.

I'm with you, and that's why when I just listen to everybody crying about everybody blaming the J's, I go, yeah, it's a little out of control it's low-hanging fruit but it's it's like you're never going to fix anything if you're always worried about hurting people jews are who told me what's up i i don't blame the jews i blame very specific people i keep saying it's not i don't believe it's just because you'll

notice when people want to say jews they're catholic what when people want to say the jews nine times out of ten they're trad catholic now i don't know what the fuck trad means aside from you're a gay racist like you're supposed to be i guess like it's supposed to be that you're um you know today's society you're supposed to be openly gay and closet racist but they're open racist and closet gay that's great but that's backwards and uh well you've seen that there's

all these new influencers coming out one one he does great research um and he was breaking down the the the kabbalah and he's breaking down the zorra the zohar which is crazy because then m sandler puts out the zohan it's like really fucking nuts right but he was breaking down everything that's in the zohar and it's absolutely insanity i personally believe and i'm going to get pushback on this that that's where the big bang theory comes from is the zohar and that god put all this energy into the tree of life it couldn't handle it so exploded

but the big bang didn't say okay so the thing about the vessels

comes from the Jesuits and I think it's all the same but okay

I mean without that stupid I know the thing you're talking about with the vessels couldn't hold the fullness of God and broke really I think what that shit is is a like a metaphor of Adam and Eve failed because they did whatever I think that's what that really is getting at

slinging pee everywhere dude banging serpents and then banging her husband right after that

yeah and i don't think she fucked the serpent that's what they say too that they're like oh cane came because the serpent also fucked her like like cuckolding was the original adam's in a cuck chair well i don't yeah adam was in a cuck chair they knew the difference between good and bad he sat there like jeremy from the quarter like that serpent don't you

you like oh you're such a dirty

serpent I'll bet you what it is I'll bet you what it is is some kind of initiation thing with a parasite and then so if you think of the better this is Kurt's thing

Kurt talked about this on the Kurt and Sam experiment volume 12

heard of it it's uh volume 12 it's out now if you check out our premium whenever this guy gets premium content it's out on his stuff it's out on samtripley.com and kurt's whole thing is that he now believes that aliens i didn't make it up i mean i got told by a bunch of people but this is

your belief though right that it's i think it leads more well okay so gray is a dude that told me about the parasite thing because i was like so what because i was asking about the grays and like well there were like three types i knew of but the whole movie is because you've talked about on the sh on emma's boyfriend that's from monarch and he was a jehovah witness also we've had him on

the show we had gray on the show you remember he wanted to record it and we're like no we'll send it to you that guy you remember that and then he thought that was weird i go we it's just how we do

it well anyway he he was a jehovah witness but he was grabbed by that russell family and i want to say van deusen was the other family name you should never hear that name but astrogenetics is a book to look up it's an old book it's like 400 bucks i couldn't get on amazon but it's all about uh astrology and your genetics and how it affects because these creep-ass motherfuckers are watching for who's going to be born when that's what they need all that dna information for and then then they can see what they could use your far like uh

i believe in that what could i use you for what's the parasite element of that though

so go on so the parasite thing is they call and there's like for thousands of years they've been people been cultivating parasites on purpose to put in your body to help you evolve or whatever and um a lot of them are negative and there's downsides of them but you it triggers your brain so if you think about all the exorcism or we have to fast and this and that it's all sounds like the kid who wrote the nephilim look like clowns book that ginger guy yeah yeah he had a theory about demons being parasites right and he and i thought it sounded interesting but then when gray told me his thing i'm like i could kind of is on to something with that it's not just physical parasite they they're like receivers for signals of consciousness like that's what the astrology part comes in with you're getting different radio stations depending on the faces of the moon and you'll hear about the real hardcore cultists doing weird i can't remember what the the surgery is called but it's like you put a tendon in your wrist from another guy and you know people get transplants and take on traits of the person i've heard that especially it's because all your so that's when you hear about activating your dna and all that new age shit there's not nothing to that but you're not hearing what the grizzly shit is they're doing at the top they're taking some kind of parasite into them that makes them less human 100 and it's not um it's not the real lizards he said i asked him if it's the donald marshall thing he said no so i don't know he said they're visible the naked eye it it's uh has something to do with space travel which is a

way space travel is done wait wait i'm sorry is this related to the hybrid shit that we've been

hearing about from like gates and i'm sure it is and when he's telling me i'm like i'll bet you the steven spielberg movie is going to be talking about this yes it seems like it's all just the

the tracks are laid for this whole thing to kick off right with spielberg and then when you hear

about the black goo and like the venom shit yeah um i've heard like six colors of goo i don't know what's what but it's all parasitic and then heather lynn has a great article about it about how there's a broker there's like a uh let's call them the broker class or that's what she's calling them and they're they're siphoning off of entropy itself to get shit so you know how energy can't be created or destroyed right but for some reason we're gonna have a heat death of the universe like we have a leak somewhere and these fuckers are the leeches on that leak they're like siphoning off the top dude that is crazy that's kind of original sin by the way original sin is not you're guilty for a crime someone else did original sin means there's some corruption that caused you to die when you weren't supposed to die that's what it means uh it's only catholic bullshit that teaches you like you should feel guilty oh and of course the earth gaia cult that they pushed for 20 years let's not forget climate change was complete horse shit the whole time and we know that now well a lot of some people haven't put it together yet but it then information has come out it's just they're not trumpeting it but you'll still hear imbeciles talk about fucking a carbon the life itself the which i don't know how i didn't know that that's that disturbs me because we all know welcome breathe carbon dioxide so the plants

are good yeah 100 that's the whole thing i'm like hold on that's what we know for a fact

to eat yo why are we trying to reduce that so i remember like sarah palin saying it and people that's stupid but i don't remember the answer as to why it's stupid and there isn't one it's bullshit and that's why they're talking about nitrogen being a problem with the farmers in europe because they're trying to take over everything and it's just a control thing and the whole goal has been one of the big problems well the bible and islam chiefly uh uh non-sufi islam because steve bannon likes that one but i'm talking about the other islams That are you know all other control groups designed by these fuckers over the course of time and and uh, you know, they It leads to nationalism America's experiment and breaking all that down Which is hopefully gonna lead to the one world government, which is the Star Trek occultist bullshit, right? They have a nuclear war in Star Trek before it gets to Star Trek times if you know the Lord. Yes, they do Yeah, yeah, that's what they planned That's what they planned the nine yo Danny Jones and Julian both had on dr. Puharich's son and a guy did a doc about it and I'm the documentary sounds interesting but it's like dude you don't know half the shit you should know the nine look up dissipation of the darkness mark windows is one who clued me in on that the nine is Herod Agrippa and his eight fucking friends who are all Babylonian dark magicians sigil magic and what have you and they formed the mate not Freemasons the masonry that temple of Solomon bullshit because christianity was spreading so fast they called it some kind of force or they called it a mysterious force so they wanted to be the mysterious force and then do like this mystery shit to combat it and they did they took over the occultists took over a long time ago in all these groups i can't think of a religion has generated more satanist than catholicism have you besides evangelicals judaism dude it's on purpose in the design to cause a dialectic the unity of opposites right yeah of course alicer crowley's mom calls him the beast that's always part of the plan he didn't go bad that was always part of the fucking plan

you know based on data when he was born all that shit is that what you're saying man shit you're

gonna be the baby face you're gonna be the heel it's just that simple dude there's one trick they use all the disclosing linda moulton howe and all that's all lawrence rockefeller shit it's oh fucking Carl Jung is a fucking priest in a fucking Bacchus cult and his whole goal he was like an adapter and his whole goal he's a sorcerer his whole goal is to get the Bible out of the way and the reason is because they want to they want to change all the rules they want the one world government and that's the that's the thing you know the Bible is kind of like Gary Wayne helped me kind of see this the most I would say is there's all these converging stories around the world they're just from different perspectives so you just look at them all you know i happen to be raised in one but the greeks and the fucking sumer and all that they all got the same you know they all got the same fucking deal um but some of them like it like in mesopotamia they're like these guys are great they give us civilization well i fucking hate civilization by the way i don't know i like fuck them for that i mean i don't want to live in a tent either but like really fuck them for that that's the fucking big trick and uh it's to break you down because we need to get back to the atlanta the golden age well trump's gonna bring us to the golden age right and what does that look like atlantis and what does that look like well just as in the days of noah you know the scripture just as in the days of noah it's gonna just like that yeah it's even a prophecy it's a thing they've rerun probably five or six times yes they just keep running the same play over and over again right it's not prophecy when you came up with it i don't know they even came up with it they're always trying to co-opt it and and they always are like think they can literally do something like some ritual publicly that will fulfill those things it's it's actually crazy that's the zohar lorianic influence right there that's where you get all the hermetic and all you know i mean it's not i don't want to say like too because there is something to it but it's not like what they're selling you the whole goal is we want you busy like bees and we want it back to a hive mind and back to whatever thing led to the last collapse and then it'll get wiped out like a like a server the conan exile game server every month you know and we rebuild it that's what they do for the purpose of what though because uh the thing at the top that gray talked to they were fishing for apollo but they actually pulled in zeus baal he said he was yahweh too but i don't think he's telling the truth about it but uh i think he's a nihilist wants to break away and and have its own separate thing but the thing is they can't create so that's why the why are they around with us if they're so advanced because we interface with god and they don't but that's what they told gray so when i say interdimensional trillionaires that transhuman and cannot transition back to human that's why i think that's why what it means to me i mean i i think i i was right kind of guessing that because they're that's why they need to go and so they could be from the future they could be if you're doing space travel you're automatically time traveling

that's just obvious and um that's where the parasite thing comes in that's how you're able to do it and if you go listen to old ufo encounters especially from like sweden and shit you'll start hearing where this is coming out little little details like it you know like one one mission just got to where they're supposed to get to just now from like a million years ago right? And they're beaming shit back. Or when you hear about

the kabbalah being beamed back by the ai god back in time through forms and concepts and ideas because they don't have any mass right so you can send it back in time you've heard that shit right yes do you buy into any of that well i do buy into the how that would work i mean i i i think that they accidentally pulled jesus through trying to pull something through like apollo he was trying to pull apollo up that's like the nimrod guy he's a guy he's not a god it's a guy and um this is a lot taller that's what nathan reynolds said i think he's right because i've heard it now two two ceremonies with a weird polarity ritual positive negative thing involved to try to get through an eclipse so that's something is coming in that isn't coming in any other time of the year and they did it in the dresden mountains the one uh in new york mount dresden or something or dresden new york and it was uh the black gate is open on the something mountain they told some crazy ass shit and um so they're always trying to commune with paulo who's telling them how to get technology back and do all this other and who to kill and this and that from what i understand this is like from uh a couple of people stories okay i'm just putting this together from stories so he said though he talked to like the the daddy like saturn he's talking to rem fan you know and um the message was that for the followers like you're not even fit for food like the daddy didn't like them at all those followers he fucking thought they were scum they're worthless and not even worth eating is what he told in this fucking vision fucking crazy dude i had i we were on the phone talking about he's like all right man i'm just gonna it's funny when he tells you because like people don't want to tell you this unless you're interested in hearing it and and it sounds crazy but i just have heard so much now that i want to hear it because i i need to put pieces together and matt eric's got the whole fucking thing of what the fuck is the problem now oh shit hey i gotta do jimmy's show dude

okay i'll talk to you guys later bye buddy take care dude well we had him for an hour and 15 right about yeah that was fun it's good times that was a crazy ass thing how does kurt metzger

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repairs like yeah yeah it's like a it's almost like a fire hose right it's really weird because

obviously kirk's a super i like computer right of you know and he's really good writer and all that shit so he has this credibility with them because he's worked on so much shit so in a weird way they see him as one of them but he's more like me in that he sees the world totally different so but he gets into those meetings and he has you know where he's writing on gigs and he's doing all that shit and then he's talking about Paris sites and how they they wanted to bring in apollo but jesus showed up and they did how long have you known him for i've known kurt for a long time probably over a decade was he always like i mean

he's i'm sure he's always been smart but he's always been like this in tuned uh i i i don't

I mean, I remember when Skankfest went to Vegas for the first time, Kurt kind of cornered me and was, like, really going off on religion. That used to be more his thing. Yeah, he didn't like religion. And then both him and Jimmy Dork kind of started going down this path. Because Jimmy started out as a left-wing commentator. He was on to Young Turks. He's part of that old Hollywood that was very much like when they thought the left was rebelling against the right. And they're still, his old crew, Jimmy, they still think that. The Sarah Silverman's, the David Cross's, all those guys. Patton Oswalt. I think Patton Oswalt is a great comic. I know people are going to get mad at me because they think all this stuff about him, but if you look at his writing, it's really fucking good, dude. It's really good. He wastes no lines.

No, when he talks Star Wars and stuff, it's great. It's brilliant. And then when he gets into politics, he sounds like a full-blown retard. Yeah, and that's

David Cross, too. David Cross, exactly. David Cross's old shit was fucking lethal. I loved him, dude. lethal back when it was a rebellion against the government and right the the religion this is what i'm saying about hollywood it's stuck in 2021 but a lot of the people that been around for decades are stuck in the 80s that's why hicks was so unique for the time

and for now is because he he saw it that way from the beginning you know and was also as good as

anybody writing right and he you know it was just an understand like you know carlin was it carlin

carlin too yeah carlin carlin was a little left too man he would like yeah but he also went off

on the left right like he oh he was always talking about political correctness about how it's it's based you know he went off on the billionaires he went off on the government he went off on the banks but he also also went off on the left and and that's kind of what i i do on a much more illiterate level right i'm not saying i'm near carlin that's not what i'm saying at all but the reason nobody knows what to do with me in Hollywood is because I'm not on anybody's side. I loved Carlin.

He was the first person I heard. Outside of

Jesus, I'm not on nobody's

side. Carlin was the first guy I heard to say if voting mattered, they wouldn't let you do it. And I'm like, okay. That's something.

No, 100%. And it's just... But there is something to voting, Johnny. I'm torn on it.

Yeah, I'm torn on it.

It's almost like they need you to be invested in the psyop to control you.

You're emotionally captured.

Like, again, in this weird way, it's bread and circus in a weird way because you're fighting over right and left, but you're not really noticing the uniparty of the elites at the top. So if you're like, you know, it's like Katie Porter versus Chad Blanco or whatever the guy is, you're like right versus left. like dana's lost in that dana has no ability to understand that you can hate the right but understand that the democrats have destroyed your state and as bad as you think the rights are you got to understand your team is why this state is unbearable right now and they've only gotten

crazier dude the democrats like i mean think about clinton clinton would is like a obama was a centrist compared to the people who are running that party now because he was foreplay for it

like he couldn't go full-blown crazy he had to be the foreplay charismatic good-looking black guy

but i mean clinton had a balanced budget bro like we had a we had a surplus when clinton left office a budget surplus and then 9-11 came and they just all went fuck that up do you think the

pendulum would swing like let's say a republican won california just once do you think the left would like fix itself and be like okay we lost the fucking state one of the most important states do you think the next election would be more like not so fucking retarded schwarzenegger uh when he

was the president when he was i mean the governor sorry yeah he i mean nothing really changed around

here it's all the same well that's my fear of spencer pratt who's like i love what he's saying obviously he was on the show but you're going to get in and you're going to be the head of this mechanism, how are you going to replace the mechanism? great hope is that someone like that and this is what i had hoped with trump even though i didn't support trump was that because he's not familiar with how government works i that's to me like a feature almost like it'll take him a while to start doing all the go and and just the less the government does anything i think generally the better for the people you know what i mean

and i'm just hoping he'll cut back i think the bigger bureaucracy is a fucking a slippery slope to communism yeah and it's how they can do it by constantly hiring more and more people to feed the machine the machine becomes powerful then it becomes a state and that's the funniest thing is like the left crying about fascism when in like reality you have consolidation of the power just think about who lives the best in the communist country the government officials all the fucking time it's the poor that get nothing they just get nothing because just to run for politics involves a little bit of just like narcissism and selfishness

normal people don't run for oh dude i i tell this story occasionally but when i was a kid the the club i was in like a key club basically the all those people went on to do like good stuff the people are in the leadership of it and the one guy that ran for office and won was the worst person there he tried to take the thing over he like and we had to eventually kick him out basically like to go you know go to the adult because it involves that kind of narcissism he was a psycho yeah and he he ran for office and and was elected uh you know just total piece of shit

it's just it's just crazy times it's just crazy time is that new though do you think

that's new or is this just history repeating it's just more obvious right now yeah they're going for to revisit i'm really i i am pretty gay well i mean come on that's not breaking news exactly okay uh i'm pretty excited about the the ufo disclosure shit like i i in what sense let's see what they got for us you know what i mean like it's like the new movie or are you excited to see who falls for it i'm excited to see what it is like i want to see because i think they won't be able to do this without revealing some some truth you know like about you think so

what those things are like we'll see an actual alien you think they'll show us that even though

it'll be fake i'm not saying it'll be real i don't know are you ready for that new reality because whatever we're living in right now is not the same as before 9-11 so we had a 20 something year of just a different reality this when this happens dude this will be a 9-11

level psyop that will bring in a brand new reality yeah i yeah i i mean i just feel like it's i don't know like you know because i mean we're we all like our conspiracy i mean the ufo that used to be our bread and butter that was our shit like bigfoot when you for his bigfoot and like the aliens bro i mean that used to be all the fucking thing the only thing rogan could talk about was ufos forever and now well i mean we've gotten so twisted i and don't get me wrong i think it's a psyop completely but i i mean i do think that what they're going to say are aliens is something now maybe the pictures they show us aren't what they say but it's something and i i And I think there are still going to be some people that are trying to, like, I mean, maybe we'll get a peek at some angels or some demons or something.

See, but whatever they show us, technically China and Russia have to show their people as well. So the whole world kind of has to be in on it.

Well, that gets into this whole thing about oligarchies helping oligarchies, right? Like, you know, that video I sent you of Andrew Tate saying this war is fake. and like there's a lot of things that make you think there's some truth to that right like again kurt metzger is a supercomputer he's hilarious there are some places he won't go like you heard him say hey the whole climate change was a giant psyop and i go okay what about nukes now do you know my opinion on nukes that's that's my opinion about like hey dude they're gonna samson option us what is that what does that look like why haven't they already done some form of that to iran because at the end of the day everybody needs these oligarchies these oligarchies need each other to keep each other's population in fear don't focus on us focus on those bad guys the Americans go

focus on the chinese go focus on the russians go focus on the ukrainian leadership and all that stuff you know that's why i i start you know when you look at like every you know the price of bitcoin's up the price of gold is up the price of the it's it just doesn't make any sense to me

what does that have to do the price of gold and bitcoin what do you mean well maybe not gold i

feel like gold should go up in a war but it's like it did yeah right but but i feel like there's

just the economy doesn't seem to be that bad right now oh i see yeah because of the oil prices i

guess well i mean if we're winning wouldn't that i mean we're winning the war right supposedly no they said no they said even a war i know but that's the point is is it a war i mean everyone's

It's like, open, close, open, close. It's straight on her muse. Open, close. Is it open? Is it close? Oh, we reopen it. We reopen it. Maybe it's open.

It's a clown show, dude.

Well, my thing is, if we're winning.

It's a clown dick show. Let's say we're winning. Let's pretend we're winning, like Trump said. Imagine if we were losing, how high the gas prices would be. Like, are we winning? Are we losing?

I mean, the gas prices are pretty fucking high. It's all bullshit. I know.

The price of gas is a completely manufactured bullshit.

Yeah, we just go to war and it goes up. It makes no sense either. We win, we lose. No matter what, war, it goes up.

Well, the whole thing is like, oh, they can't get these shipments through, which is like, Johnny, correct me if I'm wrong, but the process of refining oil into gasoline takes a long time. I think so. I mean, not like 100 years ago. So, like, the pump, the oil, the gas you're pumping right now was refined a long time ago.

And it's not just gas, by the way. I watched this video yesterday about how, and I watched it. I mean, I first heard this from Penn & Teller on that show, Bullshit. which I loved as a young man.

I loved them until they did a hit on AA, and I was like, go fuck yourself.

Yeah, I mean, you know. It's the God thing.

Well, it's also that Showtime has always been, like they told Andrew Santino, he couldn't do jokes about pharmaceuticals. So, like, you don't want people getting sober spiritually. You want them to take your drug to get off drugs.

Penn Joy is a militant atheist.

that's this one yeah or usually involves you doing weird shit that you don't want god to know about yeah you don't want to believe there's and by the way you know a lot of this shit like i think this like like von galt said like the sin or or was um kurt said it the the original sin right is taking a life too early i think that's real shit i think a lot of the other stuff is just control mechanisms but it's also high now let me just say this high low vibrational shit that's my opinion

yeah and anyway so i saw that thing the other day and and it was about how recycling is bullshit but it was talking about the the invention of plastic and how it's it's really a waste product of refining oil and they and if they can't with these wells when they're pulling them up because of regulations if they can't find a place to take this waste product then they have to stop pumping at the well which is like number one sin like we never want to do that so they've and then they first when they first decided to sell this shit and turn it into plastic they were like plastic lasts forever you go watch the commercials back then they're like these things will never you know you can you can buy a bowl now and it'll be with your grandchildren that was the advertising and And then they were like, actually, everybody has this shit now and sales are going down. What the fuck? So then there's this famous conference where this guy was like, your future's in the trash can. And that was kind of his catchphrase. And it was like, then they pivoted to single use. Everything was single use. It's like, why were we cleaning the dishes? Throw it away. And that was because- Sales stopped. Yeah, sales. It's money. Yeah, it was just money. That was the guy's joke. He recorded at the beginning of the video. he was like every time the answer is money i'm just going to use this drop of me saying money and he said it like a million times through uh throughout the video but yeah and and so not only so i say that to say when the price of oil goes up you know you see plastics uh also get more expensive and and that affects sales more broadly so i i yeah i that's why i think that if i think it would be if this was real it would be much worse like the downstream effects of all that like if we really needed the oil that they have you know and aren't making our own it would be much worse

they're saying that I mean obviously Spirit was already losing it but they're saying us going to the United States going to war with Iran is what made that gas go up

maybe we should keep going we can get rid of a couple more shitty airlines that's bad

though dude you know it's bad shitty airlines

the competition yeah no yeah we need the greyhound people yes to go to the greyhound airlines that's

what it is the government was gonna bail the government was gonna bail out spirit airlines but the other airlines said nah fuck it don't do it because they're the ones that bring out bring down the price on on tickets so all the airlines were like no let them let them eat dog

shit yeah yeah well i mean make no doubts about spirit is why spirits out of out of there are horrible airlines they they run like shit they try to nickel and dime you on everything and now do you see delta delta is no longer giving away free drinks anymore everything cost cokes everything there's no more free stuff i didn't even know they did give away free drink yeah you get a free coke or free orange juice or free uh crackers gone dude oh yeah of course they yeah okay that's gone yeah

I sleep through. I'm sorry it's been so long since I...

I know, Johnny.

They bring me a cheese plate, though, when I'm a frequent flyer.

I know that, Johnny. I wish Dana would work with me, but she just loves to put me on 800 different airlines. I can't get you home soon enough.

God forbid, Sam.

Fly out today. Come back tonight.

Yeah, I'm sure that's what she does, right? The first flight back. It doesn't matter if it's...

Yeah, but early in the morning, and then I'm dead for two days. Flying takes it out of you, man. Oh, it does, because you're just flying against... Even though it's like compartmentalized, but it's like...

You're not meant to be doing that. And then there's a TV right behind you. You can't even sleep properly.

Well, it's funny you say that, because most of the planes I've been on, I've been looking for that. I haven't been on a plane with TVs in the headrests, I mean, in the seats. I mean, it's been... I didn't even know when the last time it was. It's been years. Six months. They got rid of him because most people are used to doing bare naked ladies there. Yeah. It's been years since I've.

That was a good show. We had somebody canceled. They had an emergency. Coach Collin was supposed to be on. He canceled. And then Kurt was nice enough. And then this guy had to do Jimmy Dore. So that was it.

Is Collin coming back? What? Coach Collin, right? Is he coming back?

Yeah. I mean, what did you think about the episode? So I thought, listen, Kurt Metzger is you got to learn to ride that wave.

Me and Johnny laughed right off the bat when you were trying to introduce Gold Wolf, and he thought you were talking to him, and he just straight fucked up his own intro. And you're like, all right, well, guys, you guys know who that voice that is. It's Kurt. And we're like, yep, that's the Kurt show right there. Kurt is just like, he's just a machine, dude. Dude, and I love that you call it Volumes. Are you a rapper? Are we going to do mixtapes? This is Volume 1.

it's that episode volume one and it's just like I just ride the wave I'm like his flavor flave like I just wait till he takes a breath and I'm just like yeah yeah a little job feel it feel it oh yeah that's all I do on the curtain and Sam volume experiment dude you know it's just like ride it

so lucky huge dick and a smart guy

dude clown dick clown dick get it right clown dick I still find it offensive

But it's fun to watch him evolve from where he was to where he is now. And it's just funny to see him, like, just be so deep into it now. And it's like, we can have a conversation, because I know everything he's talking about. I wish you'd get a little bit more specific about the parasite.

I love that idea, though.

Like, in what sense do you love? Like, what do you love about it?

I mean, well, even if it's metaphor, it fits perfectly for what I think of when I think of, like, exorcism, I mean, possession and what the people who are, you know, like, malign influences, their effect on you is. Parasitic. Yeah, parasitic, exactly. So, and I think it's entirely possible that they are, you know, parasites of a variety.

I think when people think parasites, they think a little bug, but it's really just something that zaps energy out of you.

Could be like that, though. I don't know.

You think like someone who's possessed has a little bug inside, though?

It could be, dude. And also, I don't know. When I was asking him about Gates, you've heard Matt Gates went on that show, and we've heard more about this now from Stephen Greer, I think, or somebody. They're breeding hybrid freak aliens with humans, and it had something to do. gates said no it is matt gates take it for what it's worth but uh with the interdimensional the

guy looks like both beavis and butthead at the same time yes yes yes beavis and butthead's like

uncle yeah uh it's something to do with interstellar or interdimensional travel is the reason they're doing it which fits perfectly what he was saying about the parasite being interdimensional you

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i think people when they hear that story they think oh my god what are they creating but i think the really dark part of that story is who are these aliens breeding with like where do they

get them what do you mean oh i assume i assumed it was like you know what a test tube babies kind of thing right like fertilizing eggs with no i think they're you think they're inseminating Like having sex with women

Abductions That's what I'm talking about

Now who was it Somebody was saying that Those are the things that do abductions They're not doing abductions for the ET They're doing abductions for the government Yes Who was saying that I saw it going around somewhere That's what I'm saying I don't know who said it

That's what I'm saying

I just heard that on Twitter like yesterday

that every abduction

is government is that's what I think it might have been I thought it was a woman but it might have been Stephen Greer that'd be nuts to find out

that everybody abducted was actually abducted but by the government

well that goes back to the missing 411 the operation high jump all that shit

my God was even talking about that in that other episode was talking about you know how she's missing time and maybe it's abductions or something like

I've been there though there's been times where I've driven on like she says your normal path every day to work type of thing and you get there and you're like did i even listen to that podcast that i had on and then just time just flies driving has a special way what mma fighter talks a lot about it oh uh george saint pierre yeah he talks about he just the time just disappears in the head

a lot yeah but you know it's like xanax can uh reproduce that effect if you want to feel well

you know that's the whole thing that they say a lot of the early cryptid sightings i'm not saying cryptids aren't real but the notion is that those were actually elite kidnappings blamed on cryptids

to scare people you know sightings how how is this or do you mean like kidnappings and stuff

like the like this kidnapping would happen from these elites and then they would blame it on a cryptid has that happened i don't know that's what they were saying was way back in the day

on the on the other episode remember that she said that she had some she hypnotized some people and they they were talking about being giants in their back and their past life i'm like dude

that'd be tight imagine if you were a nephilim what's crazier being a nephilim in one life and coming back as a regular person or being sir francis bacon and coming back as an illiterate

podcaster what's weirder probably francis bacon the you got a doll i'm gonna go with francis

bacon you got a doll you got an action figure now of you i wish you know i the the painter francis bacon not sir francis bacon but we're all the same john francis bacon uh the other incarnation of francis bacon have you ever seen his paintings of the popes no they're the best look can we see them johnny you pull that uh actually let me i might be able to share uh you show it he has he he took us there used to be a thing to paint popes and like cardinals and stuff like and make them look really uh like they're like royalty almost make them look really good and then a painter finally made them look uh more realistic and then francis bacon has this spin on it where he just shows them kind of as they are like and there's some of the most they're amazing yeah yeah yeah can you that first one especially is a really good one he just painted a ton of these and they're based on real popes and they're all just screaming and torment and horror dude this does

not look like

whoa christiany catholic vibes oh it's not no it's not you would take a pope do you see that painting that looks normal the one in the middle actually okay okay now that's a famous painting by velasquez of that pope that was commissioned by that pope and that i think they weren't too happy with because it's very realistic he looks older but and so but then so francis bacon the painter who you know died in like the 50s or 60s or something uh he would do reproductions of those essentially but show them kind of like as the popes really were you know what i mean like spiritually where they're just screaming and in torment and like maybe they're in hell or something dude and he's got a whole series of them and they're all just really well they're really i mean they're just like zombified zombified look at that one on the bottom left of your image there Yeah, look at that, dude. They just all, and it's all real popes, yeah. Looks like that's scary.

Go down, keep going down. Let's see some other ones.

He's such a talented guy. Yeah, it's crazy. He was torn. There's some talk maybe he was like abused or something by Catholics. That's why.

I think somehow my dad, that's why he hates the Catholic Church so much.

It's interesting how the Catholic Church has managed to kind of rehab its image among trad people, as Kurt puts it. Have you noticed that? That they're kind of making a comeback? especially the orthodoxy is making a comeback, which is surprising.

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there it is i don't know why there it is yeah it's uh it's really good dude um yeah go down i love the comments it's just people just say the nastiest shit and so and mostly all love and then there's just one guy just saying nasty stuff dude you know those are great comments they are i'm telling you it's a great show it's a great show uh johnny one guy i think it was on uh broken sim comment section he was just like i can't wait till we all take this guy down i'm like thanks for listening yeah what it's just like and of course it's some random profile pic with some stupid name always and it's just like okay one if you look them up too it's

All they do is

just spend their days talking shit yeah that's all it is dude they're just like bots or losers but anyways back to kurt metzger let's end it on this uh he was great dude i mean he's just i i'm so thankful we're friends uh i love doing a show with him he's just i mean it's just fun to watch the girl it's fun to watch jimmy door become like a conspiracy theorist and do some really deep shit dude dude it's the best to watch actually jimmy door and both of them literally talk shit on conspiracy like oh shit jimmy's jimmy's in jimmy's in oh yeah i mean before he's like he used to get so mad when you called him a conspiracy theorist i go jimmy you're giving the term power just run with it you are a conspiracy theorist you think people conspire that's all it is do you know the biggest conspiracy theorists are the people that say america is racist the people that say america is homophobic the people that say america is sexist they are believing the entire country is conspiring against them that is a conspiracy theorist and you statistics don't ever support that that's what they think a conspiracy theorist is you really are that not the guy goes hey dog uh they lied about 9-11 that's not because there's so much information and data that says that's true to sit there and go the country is racist is like where where is it how do you stop it there's this is why they love those because there's no goal line it's like we can march against this against this to the end of days we're never gonna solve it it gives me a reason to get up in the morning because i was born in the wealth my life is easy my dad didn't hug me and fuck him that's all it is dude like you guys know they had a giant socialist march over last weekend they didn't hear about it too yeah i heard about it right my buddy brad binkley went to it he was like he couldn't believe how organized this naturally occurring march was what day was this i mean they're socialists nothing is naturally occurring right but it was so how everything was compartmentalized like if you're like hey he would go hey man i want to get some merch where do i get it the person would be like i'm not in charge of that that's above my head go talk to this person that's so funny it's just

I like them, isn't it?

So the anti-establishment people have an establishment, a hierarchy of power.

Well, they're not anti-establishment. They want all the establishment, the socialists.

What am I trying to say?

You're thinking of anarchists.

Yeah, you're right.

They want more. They're comfortable in a hierarchy being told what to do.

Yeah, they love that.

Although, it's funny. Most of them, the people that are socialists, think they're going to be the ones in charge. History says no. you're the first ones to go yeah it ain't gonna be you bro yeah you ever see those you ever see

those pictures of where uh that the you know communists take over and then they put all the fucking purple hair green people again against the wall for the firing line they're like comrade i'm one of you they're like no you're not bang dude it's always yeah i mean stalin he took out all of his allies yeah but it's also johnny is there a little bit and this is gonna sound very very dark but is there a little bit of this like this movement by the elites is to get rid of all the

npcs why would they want to do that because because the npcs are the ones that follow them

and yeah but they don't they're they're they're just look at look at tiktok i mean they're out of control they're just completely who's they the the the the masses like what they what they worship what they do it's just chaos dude i watched the craziest documentary on netflix it's

called should i marry a murderer oh i watched that yeah you watched it and this chick bro she long story short spoiler alert for should i marry a murderer on netflix she is dating this guy for three months they're gonna get married they get engaged and then he tells her that him and his brother ran over a guy on a bicycle a few years in ireland this is ireland too in scotland and and and they he was still alive when they did it and they buried his body on their farm at the farm where they worked basically and he tells her this and she immediately is like i'm gonna rat you out i'm gonna go she goes right to the police uh like a few days later rats the guy out that and and probably rightly so i guess uh even though they were she was his fiance and then the police are like well obviously he's a killer so don't be around him you know she starts dating him again she goes but after she's already like given witness testimony against him to the police she she starts dating and the whole time is like snap it like the whole documentary is just her snapchats Thank you.

from that time where she and she just makes his face like did he did he end up offing her no no no dude in fact he comes over yeah he forgives her and he's like you're the best thing that ever happened to me and then she's like man maybe i do love him should i marry him and then he ends up and it's does he go to trial they go to trial and she doesn't show up to testify against him because she's going psycho out of guilt for fucking him over and guilt that she's alone that says to me that guy's got clown dick it may be because she loved i mean yeah she's like oh judy kills people but man that thing feels good so she just goes off the reservation she's thinking like i don't have to testify if i can find the bike that that the guy disposed of somewhere even though they have the body it doesn't really make sense uh so she just runs instead of testifying goes out into the wilderness just randomly searching for this with a cameraman with no with her phone like videoing herself the whole time just like boohooing

by the way this is why women love murder fucking entertainment because they want to solve a murder they want to be part they want to be

heard they want to be heard yeah and then and she was a doctor bro she was a fucking like person the crazy thing is she worked in the office where the guy's body came to she was one of those people that cuts bodies up after after does like post-mortem analysis and yeah anyway so he ends up getting off not getting down on not murder, but a lesser charge because she didn't testify. It's just the craziest

fucking thing. Her logic was like, I want to get back with him so he doesn't think I'm the one who told the cops. It wasn't even that. Remember, she was

starting to melt down. Then he's going to turn on Netflix and watch the show and be like...

Well, no, no. He knew it was her. He went to her house after he found out because the police did a terrible job. They let some boy around them know how they found the spot, which was she threw a red bull can over her shoulder and smashed it into the ground so the police could find the spot where the body was buried this guy just told her everything dude took her to where the body was buried uh and he must have been wanting to get caught like on a subconscious level but yeah so she immediately ratted him out recorded him secretly like a five times without him noticing if they would have been married does she have to no if she's married to him she doesn't well she should have waited well so she she he technically should have waited some of that is not yeah right yeah but some of that's not really some of that's myth about you can still be compelled to testify on certain things uh and some things there's like it depends on the jurisdiction you're in uh yeah so i i think a murder maybe she would still have to testify especially if it happened before they were together i don't know i think it's usually like marital communications and things that happen while you're married he's an idiot though for telling her oh he's an idiot he's an idiot now don't get me wrong what they did was terrible that guy was alive they should have taken him right to the hospital yeah because the guy was an idiot he was riding his bike in the middle of the night down the road in this foggy like really secluded area in the scottish highlands and these idiots were drinking too though so they they were drinking yeah but still they wouldn't have like the guy was an idiot for being out there i they would have gotten in trouble but they might have saved his life and it can't it can't end worse than what happened to them okay the bro one brother went to jail for 12 years the other got five uh but yeah it's it's a crazy thing dude but anyway she's the whole the the documentary half the footage is just her she was videoing herself melting down she was way hotter before

yeah yeah you out of watching yeah i can see why he was into you and then she looks like a Yeah, she aged. It's in their block now. Yeah, she aged.

It happens to everybody, dude.

If you date a serial killer, you're going to age.

Yeah, 100. That'll put some years on you, bro. You know, it was this study that they found about women. They wanted to see how men and women apply sympathy. So they had a group of men and a group of women watch a guy play a game. And the guy loses. And men and women had about 80% sympathy for him. Like 80% of them said they had sympathy, right?

80% of the people, or they felt the average was 80%.

They basically said, how many of you guys have sympathy for them? 80% of them said, yeah. Or no, out of 1 to 100, how much sympathy do you have for them?

So the average was 80. 80, right.

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So then they do it again, and they watch the guy play again, but they see him cheat. He starts cheating, but he still loses, right? The amount of sympathy men had for him went down significantly.

It's like the Astros, yeah.

With women, it stayed the exact same. Really? So it doesn't matter what he does. They feel really bad for him. Which explains why, you know. We can fix him. Yeah, or we're marching for George Floyd, right? Or, you know, it's like why they're like, let the guy who dressed like a scarecrow in the woman's bathroom. Because it doesn't matter what happened, they have sympathy for you. That's so cool.

I loved coming up with, that was my favorite thing about psychology, was study design, coming up with the ideas for studies and designing them. That was fun. What a good idea. it's just crazy that says a lot right there dude about that says i mean dude you can break down

pretty interesting three things you can break down all the times that let you know the difference between men and women one is uh legos did a um i wanted to find out why boys like playing with legos and girls don't and so they what they discover is that boys play with legos as the character meaning like oh if it's batman boys are like batman's going to save the day but when girls play with it they play with it as themselves oh my god i'm going they could be batman to be like i'm going shopping i'm going to have a good time so what does that tell you and every comedian would tell you this women internalize everything so when you're on stage going what's up with women like dude my my what's up with them in relationships they think you're literally talking about them like they're crazy they internalize it's everything it's why when a chick comes out and is like this guy did this to me women always believe her because they're going oh i remember when this guy did something like that to me and then they transfer that guy to their feelings

on this dude onto that guy yeah my girl's mom was like that when i first moved in the refrigerator was covered in magnets like we don't need no man men suck time to go in the garbage time to go in the garbage I told my girl I'm taking these down this is the dumbest shit ever and then she supported me in that she's fucking I wonder why she hasn't found a man after all these years

openly hating is just amazing

and it's like everyone's like

these red pill guys are turning into dudes and the nazis against women you're like what do you think call her dad call me daddy's been doing for fucking every forever every show all these fucking female podcasts guys are jerks we don't fucking need them i'm not even gonna say the female comic like she's the tiniest human being ever she's like we don't need a man i'm like dude if society crumbles you instantly become a fleshlight you know that right like you if you have no say in that you just become a fleshlight if society crumbles and we're lawless you are a flesh light you bet you're gonna want a man yeah you're gonna want a man real quick an alpha man you're gonna be doing butt stuff on the first date trust me on that like you don't need a man like what are you fucking anyways enjoy the

highlights here's a clip from the latest broken sim hot chicks ask for aliens let's go aliens

Here we go, look at that

I love that the guy has a Hot Topic t-shirt on

Acting like we're going to take him serious

That was my It looks like affliction Yeah, it's like, bro

Guys, you remember UFC 2008? Yeah, I got that vibe

Let me tell you about aliens This is Perry Stone Now, we have other clips that corroborate this So this does appear to be true What he's going to say Check this out, folks I had a friend that Can you hear that?

message i was i can turn up a little bit a weekend meeting preaching uh friday uh saturday and sunday morning and he said and he said perry can you give me a call i have some information that has come to my attention of course when a friend of yours does that that you know quite well you're not you have no idea what information they're talking about and i'm not going to go into great detail, but there were a large number of pastors that had been invited to go to a certain state to hear some men in the United States government and others share with them a concern that they had. This particular man, and I'll not name him, and then we may end up doing some teachings with him or having an event at his church. He has a great church. But he said, Perry, what they're about to release from what we're hearing, there's going to be a release concerning aliens and concerning unidentified flying object spacecraft that some of the people who were in the meeting were telling us as pastors, you need to prepare your people, and you need to get ready to answer them for what you're about to hear being released. Some of it has to do with crafts that have been discovered that are not allegedly a part of our planet, and the materials they're made of are not a part of our planet uh very strange reptilian looking creatures and other things that almost sound like something out of a sci-fi movie or an orson welles book

yeah okay let me just say something or real what do you think all you got to do is look at this guy's All you gotta do is look at this guy XG's saying we're glitchy I don't know what to tell you guys I got full bars I got full bars Dana's not even on the wifi I don't know why the wifi's bad I mean this is what happens when you got Monopolies on internet you can't call Anybody but I just want to say something Based on the This guy's energy to me Okay He's not energy of someone who heard something earth shattering to the point that it could wreck his congregation do you understand what i'm saying like yeah if this guy's like they're like hey dude we're about to tell everybody about these reptilians okay it's not it's going to be earth shattering wouldn't this guy be like dude listen guys i hate telling you this it's not something i enjoy but what's about to happen is going to be paradigm destroying there would be some sense of urgency from this guy

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you now i will say he is one of these people who teaches kind of end time stuff apocalyptic stuff

so maybe he's just living in those waters all the time my dreams are coming true could be i mean truly yeah it's so this is now someone else this is no energy johnny of of of of excitement or fear okay you're gonna trust this guy guy who's well no i mean i read his energy you're

trust lex luther that's what you're going to trust lex luther let's do some more energy readings here

of this fella okay all right recently my team and i were traveling and we had an encounter with something that we've never experienced before and now when i talked about this just recently many people in our comments feed and through our live broadcast began to ask us to bring it out and show you what we encountered now what we encountered was six objects in the sky out in front of the aircraft we were flying from tennessee to colorado springs and we began to see six objects right there in the sky and we believe these are uaps and ufos so when we saw this we We just thought to ourselves, my goodness, what in the world are we looking at? How do we grapple with this? It was a very interesting thing. Now, uniquely enough, we were just in a disclosure meeting two days before this talking about...

UFOs, UAPs, all these things, and that there's going to come a great disclosure, even an announcement that we're not alone in the universe, we're not alone, and there's non-human intelligence that is absolutely happening all over, or in the highest offices of the land, or they know about it, that kind of thing. And so when we heard this, I thought, my goodness, this is quite the disclosure meeting, and they were prepping us to be leaders in the space from a biblical perspective, to bring people the saving knowledge of Jesus and help the church avoid deception and not knowing what to do if they encounter these kind of things. So what we did is we received that information and began to talk about it. The next day, the president puts out a post that says he has authorized the specific agencies involved to find the truth of the matter of aliens, UFOs, UFPs, and all these issues and bring them out to the public. The day after that, we were traveling. This would be February 20th, 2026, we're flying. And as we were flying, we began to see these six UFOs appear out in front of us. Now, I've talked to a lot of people about this and I'm about to show you the footage, but I've talked to a lot of people about it. And some said, well, that's probably just drones over the nation. Others have said, and some of the ones I spoke with are actually some of the highest experts in the area of UFOs, UAPs, non-human intelligence, and the like and when i spoke with them they said well it could be drones but it also really could be this other scenario that many people are talking about what a great answer huh this

disclosure narrative what a great answer it could be drones or it could be aliens i mean like thank you for that why did i even contact you thank you for telling me something i could have just told myself nobody has urgency here yeah johnny i had more urgency talking to you about how i like mid porn stars than any of these guys talked about fucking paradigm shifting aliens yeah i have more passion for my uh okay looking porn stars than these pastors have for aliens

i'm just telling you know what it has a flavor of it to me it has a flavor of sinclair broadcasting remember how they would have those clips of all the local news agencies saying the exact

information could be dangerous and hurt our society society society let's get all the pastors

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Homeboy. Eric, open your mic. drink from the fountain of knowledge there's lizard people everywhere that's some interdimensional wake up erin this is only the beginning dude you just blew my mind