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Revolution will be podcasted. All right, guys. Welcome to Tin Fall Hat live from the Wise Wolf Gold and Silver Studios. That's right. Wolfpack Gold. Just go to SamEEE.Gold. Use the promo code TINFOIL, and you can get in on the Press Mills game for as little as $50 a month. It's just that easy. Sent right to your house. Very excited to have our next guest on. I met her in Canada when I was gigging in Toronto, the great city of Toronto. You got to go. Gorgeous chicks everywhere. It was a fun time. I played a basement, you know, because that's what Francis Bacon would do, was play a magic club in a basement. But it was great shows, and I met our guest there, and she was telling me she's done some deep, deep dives into Disney. I'm like, come on the show. So very happy to introduce her for the first time, her first podcast ever. Lisa Turnbull, how are you?

Hi. Hi, guys. Oh, my goodness. I'm so good. This is a dream come true. I can't believe this is happening, and I'm already loving every minute of it. So thank you so much for having me.

So now you achieved your dreams. What are you going to do with the rest of your life?

Well, this is what I was saying. I need to set a new goal, Sam. I got to set a new goal because after this, I don't know, I've just made it. I've arrived.

We're going to pray that Canadian Wi-Fi works for the show. So, Lisa, we're very excited to have you on. You're such a nice person. You and your friend came to the show. You're very kind, very excited. Can you, for those who may not know you because this is your first podcast, Can you tell us a little bit about yourself and where our listeners can find you?

Absolutely. So my name is Lisa Turnbull. My Twitter handle is actually Convoy Karen because I was very vocal during the Freedom Convoy. My side gig is that I own a trucking company, a freight brokerage firm. So I was really involved in the advocacy there. yeah so i was quite vocal in my disdain over the communism that had overcome our country and continues to do so so my twitter is convoy karen but i started my tiktok account lease for truth so it's l-i-s-e for the number four truth and the whole purpose of that was to just share the nefarious dealings of disney or to to warn parents of the programming in children's programming they call it children's programming, because it is programming children. So my background is also in neurolinguistic programming and hypnotherapy. And that's how I really started to notice and discover the unconscious programming that was happening in Disney films. And the thing about when you learn how to hypnotize somebody, you learn all the tricks of the trade to brainwash. and then you notice when you're watching media they're using those tricks so what happened with me during 9 um 9-11 I was actually in India with my hypnosis instructor and we were watching the mainstream news use all of our tactics in in sharing the 9-11 story and yeah I mean and because so I mean the the repetition the repetition of that snuff film that was the towers going down I mean that was a snuff film the repetition and the trauma they they used textbook trauma-based mind control tactics on the news and that was alarming for me because I was just blown away that that that was happening and it caused me to look at other movies other shows realizing that it's called programming they don't hide it and what that ultimately did for me is made me ask the question like who am i what what thoughts and belief systems are mine and which ones were put in there because i'm a product of disney yeah you know i watched all the disney movies. I still have them memorized, the songs. I have them memorized still, you know, it's 30 years later. And so when I went all the way back to Disney, I was also reminded of my own trauma because I had a perfect life. Like I lived a charmed life. I have a wonderful family. I'm so, so blessed. But when I look back and think about what I would classify as childhood trauma, it's Disney. It's Bambi's, it's Bambi's mom getting murdered by,

by the hunter. I can still see that in my head.

okay um the fox and the hound like yeah hold on one second because we're cooking with gas right here and we're just starting the beginning i want to just take a moment we're gonna get to all that because uh yeah i know exactly i i totally agree with everything you're saying right now uh going back to the trucker thing just for a second um it was so crazy to me that this woman was calling everybody nazis while her own like grandparents were literal nazis like it is it's so insane to me i mean she would know yeah i know yeah trust me i know nazis i spend thanksgiving with them

well it's canada but you know so no that that's christia freeland and yes her grandfather was a nazi that there's no hiding that she's also a rhodes scholar so if you know about good old cecil b roads um you'll know that the road if they have road scholar after their name they're basically globalist garbage and she oh what just happened she's now working for ukraine eh oh she got she got zelensky hired her for some special yeah you know you know you're bringing up worse it's worse her so our our current prime minister

real quick on the road scholar thing it's it's why it's it's why i think rachel maddles is still on television is because she's a road scholar like literally her entire audience left her and they couldn't even fire her so they just gave her one show a week at the same amount of money she was making for the entire doing a show the entire week and like Dana watches her all the time like every fucking day how is she watching her every day

if she's only on once a week

well that's a great point Johnny good point on that one but like she has MSNBC on all the time and every time Rachel Meadows is on Dana's watching her and I'm like how many times has this chick got a lie to you she's got the worst track record I mean her batting average she'd be sent down to the minors and we've never seen the majors again. It's like un-freaking-believable, dude. And none of them. Chris Cuomo, Dana's like, oh, I really like this, Chris Cuomo. I'm like, he lied to you. He literally said straight to your fucking face that if you read the WikiLeaks, you're breaking the law. Straight up freaking lie.

A supposed journalist.

Imagine that. But now he's on the other one, and he's keeping it real now. Oh, yeah, I take ivermectin every day now. Yeah, he's just a scumbag, dude. But watching that, I'm sure, I talked about this in Toronto. I'm sure living in Canada next to this insane asylum called the United States has to be crazy. But watching Canada from the United States, it's also a different kind of crazy. Literally, you don't really have to do that. You know, it's like you got it pretty good up there and just the slow screws to communism and just hearing this woman call everybody a Nazi when it's like, well, yeah. And it's like in L.A., all the open micers think I'm fascist. They literally talk about me being a fascist.

That's hilarious.

Right. And even though I want like no federal government, if I had it my way and, you know, state rights and no taxes.

You know what it is? it's because somebody said this the other day and they're so right it's because in europe the right wing is fascist and in in north america especially in the united states the right wing is more libertarian anarchist than fascist and i think that's there can a lot of them come from that kind of european especially the youngsters come from that kind of european style of politics and i i someone pointed that out the other day and i'm like yeah but it's also like certain words

hit different right like the word fascist just sounds like anybody you hate it could be just nazi is like anybody you hate it doesn't matter what the point is it's like oh dude the soup nazi right i mean there's a soup nazi yeah republican just an old person like oh well that's yeah that's what you think are old people but really

these words are just it's used to just stop conversations that's all it is and when she's telling everybody they're nazis and it's insane to me to see regular folk just eat it up like with this thomas massey thing going on right now and literally everyone's like some chick some horse-faced chick it's just like he offered me money to shut up with no proof just literally saying it and now all these old people are like i can't vote for that guy wonder how much money she got paid by the way oh she's running for some school board somewhere and they're like hey listen if you want this board thing do this and we'll get you in and it's just unbelievable so watching from they're so crazy that the truckers who just want to work and not have to get shot like it's like my body my choice until it comes to these things and then if you don't agree with that then

you're the fucking nazi it's crazy to me dude well our current prime minister is the godfather of her child what yeah unbelievable so mark carney is christian free is the godfather to christian freeland's son unbelievable like it's and mark carney counseled trudeau

oh my god it's just incestuous at that point like one or two degrees from everything he's not

he's not even a canadian no they're yeah they're all they're all communists you know if you ever if you want me to come on for the i was going to call it the canadian communist corner because they feel like americans you don't a lot of you don't know what's going on up here and our media is not sharing it we're prisoners there we are prisoners up there this idea that that everyone is happily going along to communism no the election don't get me started on the election the majority of the country is mortified we are mortified and and a lot of us problem with the states like i can't stand i can't stand what's going on with the with the administration and stuff but you guys are our brothers and sisters i can't stand the fact that our government right now is encouraging us to hate you guys they're they're telling us not to go and and vacation there they're telling us not to spend our money there we're we're family we are we're like we're the same people with a line slashed down the middle of the land and this government

wants us to hate you yeah and they want us scared of what's going on up there too it's divide and conquer so let's get back to disney sorry everybody because i it's just i mean you go up to canada

they're the nicest people and i feel like it's important for americans to know what's what's happening to us so i was gonna say like i was gonna offer like a canadian communist corner once every two weeks or whatever i'll call it the beaver bit or at least it's beaver bit i don't know more more your style could get ratings i would love to keep you guys updated i'd love to keep you updated let's get into disney

And so you were talking about There's this video going around Of this absolute smoke show of a chick Breaking down like how every Disney movie is Mom dies, dad dies Mom dies, both parents die Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang And you're watching as a little child That is traumatizing Yeah

Oh yeah, so 61% Of all Disney movies Omit the parent altogether he's not even mentioned so one of the programs um in in disney programming is the elimination of external authority all right so our our number one external authority is god and then our second external authority are our parents and if our parents are following god then they're supposed to be making sure that we go on the right path when you eliminate the external authority then you become the authority so the ultimate goal is basically the serpents the serpents lie in genesis which is you will be god you will become god so the the idea of eliminating the parent is eliminating authority so that you can follow your heart so not only does disney sometimes omit parents altogether but they'll murder them in front of your face like with Bambi's mother, or they will relegate them to something lesser than what they are. So when you look at the fathers, there's an entire what I call the pussification of the male program in Disney. And it is strong across all of them. So the idea that in the early Disney, so basically there's three eras of Disney. There's the classical era where you have the three original princess movies. Then there's the renaissance where things started to get a little wonky. And now you have the current, the modern Disney. But what ultimately happens is the parent is completely eliminated. Like the concept of the parent is eliminated. And I'll show you how. So with the first three Disney movies, you have Snow White. That was the first one. No parents. None even really mentioned. Then you have Cinderella. Parents are dead. replaced by an evil, an evil stepmother. And then with Sleeping Beauty, she does have both parents, but the mother doesn't even have a speaking part. And the father has a very small part. So when they were making the classical Disney movies, they knew that they couldn't go too far off the reservation, right? They knew that their audience was Christian and they didn't want to scare the audience away. The majority of the, of the families watching Disney movies were christian so you don't want to get their spidey senses up so magic in two of the classic movies is considered a bad thing but then in cinderella there's good magic there's the fairy godmother and that's a little seed little planting of a seed um to give the idea that magic maybe isn't an evil thing and what i'll say about magic magic is the opposite of god all right so um you know according to and you know if you're not christian it's it's i'm not going to get so i want to make

sure that everybody is is open to to receiving this information you don't have to be a christian to understand it but um from the christian the christian story makes it so much easier to understand right because the concept of the father right god the father he has the whole perspective okay he knows what what is best for us because he can he can see from from a farther vantage point nobody loves us more than our parents they want what's best for us so we trust the father right but in disney it's instead of the external authority it becomes a do what thou wilt so so the christian element is um because god's will be done on earth as it is in heaven and the magic element is do what thou wilt and and this is where you go i think in your in one of your shows you've gone you've learned about from the going nine to eleven what it means to jump from nine to eleven uh we may have discussed that the teacher we may you may we may have discussed okay so ultimately this is okay so number nine is considered the student we're learning we're learning from number 10 teacher is number 10 god is represented as perfection so the student is learning from god who is the perfect teacher he understands the the natural order of things he he has the whole the whole picture and he he wants what's best for us but if you don't want to follow the natural order of things and if you don't like the rules and if you don't want to have to obey those rules you jump over god and you go to 11 and you become a magician. So 9-11 represents the jump from being obedient to God to becoming your own God. Whoa. That is crazy. Yes. So magic is the opposite of God. And what do we call Disney? What does Disney call themselves? What kind of kingdom are they? Magical. Oh, they're the magical kingdom. They don't even hide it guys. They, they, they don't even hide it. Now let's go to, to their little Jiminy cricket saying, okay? So what does Jiminy cricket say? He says, when you wish upon a star makes no difference who you are. Anything your heart desires will come to you. So he's telling us to wish upon a falling star, right? Because you don't wish on just a regular star, it has to be shooting star for you to wish upon it. So you're wishing upon a fallen star, which are the fallen angels. And it doesn't matter who you are, anything you want will come to you. So do what thou wilt. So it's ultimately everything the fallen angels taught, the daughters

of man is being taught to our children by Disney, right? When you look at the things that they taught, they taught the women sorcery and how to use roots right um like like drugs essentially and astrology and they taught them all of these things and when i was in the new age because i did the thing i started christian and then i went off into the new age i thought to myself well astrology is amazing like i should be able to use that tool and these are amazing tools that i should just be able to use but again that's using magic and it's going against the natural

Thank you.

of order of things so so when a christian prays they pray to god and they ask for something and the answer is either going to be yes no or i have something better for you right because we may think we know what we want but ultimately the concept of god is that he knows what we need so you can't just cast a spell to get what you want because it's going to mess up the natural order of things right so that's why it's it's better to appeal to somebody that has more perspective and you put your faith in god and then you pray nobody prays in disney movies this is interesting i couldn't believe they managed to do the three classical 1936 to 1956 they did those three disney princess movies and the word pray and god aren't and no they're nowhere so they're wishing they're wishing for something they're not praying for something now at least they are still traditional so the the the princesses want to get married and they want to have a family and they want to carry on the tradition the natural tradition of their of their history and and continue the lineage at least um that gets gets thrown away but there's no concept or even talk of god and i find that interesting because all the kids watching it back then were essentially christian but it was just it was just kind of like a little sneaky putting magic in there yeah so when you learn about hypnosis you can't help but learn about mk ultra right so hypnotherapy is the positive side of hypnosis hypnotherapy is reprogramming your brain to have thoughts that serve and support the person you want to be so if you have thoughts in your head that are telling you to smoke or drink or eat that burger or whatever it is, and those thoughts go against what you actually want for yourself, that means somebody else programmed them, okay? If you don't program the thoughts in your mind, somebody else will. And the way that they do that is through the concepts of NLP and hypnosis. When I learned how to hypnotize somebody, they told me that you can never hypnotize someone to do something that goes against their moral will. You can't hypnotize them to do something that they know is wrong. You just can't. And then there's like this little pause, right? And it's so funny because it's like, you know, you can't do it. Well, accept, right? And the accept is unless you traumatize them, right? So if you want to override the moral fail safe in the unconscious mind and embed a command into the brain that's going to cause a person to commit harm to another or do something they wouldn't normally do all you have to do is torture them that's all you just torture them silly that's so crazy dude well the way they discovered this was in 1920 the tavistock is well okay ai ai told me that the tavistock institute

absolutely did not experiment on world war one soldiers who were suffering from ptsd to learn how to manipulate the mind no they didn't and i know that to be a lie it was the tavistock clinic that did it so ai told me i was wrong because i said the tavistock institute instead of the tavistock clinic yeah because i just took institute out and asked the same question

johnny talks about that all the time about how he can catch ai lying i do it as well i can catch him

all the time just straight up with ai i don't the idea that people are going to be using ai for truth or to to learn anything is terrifying to me i fight with ai more than i fight with my husband okay and the difference is ai apologizes to me when i prove it wrong that's so funny i asked

chat gbt once about about why it got because i like to know like what is mechanically going on there like under the hood why it's fucking shit up and it says that it's programmed to converse like a human and humans make shit up sometimes that's literally what it told me dude i mean that was the the effect it was like yeah well you know and human humans don't always know exactly what they're saying you know so i'm just pulling from my database of kind of things that humans have said

spitballing yeah so this fat guy this fat guy did this one thing where he put on a really really small shirt and he asked the eye does it look good and i kept saying it looked good just to kind of like he said like a friend just trying to be like yeah it looks good it's a little tight but it's what's in style it's like telling it how why it's still good and he's like yo i'm trying to get you to tell me to take this shit off yeah and it was just so funny because like you said it just tells you what it kind of wants to hear that's interesting

I wonder if that's like liability too like some guy goes and offs himself

because AI said you look fat but that's

later down that's after he does connect with you he later on they start to get into that twisted shit oh remember those early stories of it where it was like telling people to off themselves and like helping them and like dude you got to do this it's the best for you like oh some dark shit dude yeah tavistock is so into interesting because like yeah i mean it goes all the way you said 1920 it goes way it goes i think into the like 19 uh single digits like 1905 i i know at least in like 1912 hitler was there and you know there's that famous painting that everyone goes it's a forgery it's fake of course you're gonna say that because your whole narrative just begins to unravel if if this is true that he is in the uh you know the the the cradle the birthplace of hypnosis and mk ultra and then he just i just saw a picture where it's like hitler lenin like freud they're all in like and veniva or something like that is it no is it geneva i thought it was in switzerland Yeah, Geneva. They're all there at the exact same time. It's, like, really crazy, dude. And it's, like, that's where the mind control starts happening, you know, the breaking down. We saw that with Uncle Teddy, you know, where they basically traumatized him for two years at, I think it was Stanford. Listen, guys, you can see it right now. We are entering our children of men phase. No one's making babies. and the only way to reverse this trend is rock hard boners okay we're talking angry dicks here okay if you want a rock hard shank you know what your lady likes or if you're in the guys or if you're in the guy girls whatever you're into okay all are welcome on tinfoil hat but if you come you better bring a rock hard sword okay and that's why we love our friends at blue chew and the amazing blue chew gold let me tell you about blue chew gold that's right dude scientists working hard to lab to bring the most powerful ed medication of all time we're talking like things that get rock hard we're talking godzilla dicks here okay big angry full of veins she's gonna have to take the ways app to find your nuts that's how powerful it's gonna be you want it dude are you tired of tiny dicks get blue to gold and just have godzilla dicks okay everything wreck her shit that's what we're talking about make her know who's the man of the house that's right that's right blue to gold wants you to be the man okay tired of it tired of people guessing whether how manly you

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Yeah.

Get a little hood on. Just put it on my hand.

Yeah, that thing was everywhere. Him and Eric Rudolph, dude, every gas station, every grocery store had their face plastered up in there for my whole childhood. You don't remember that?

I don't remember that.

Eric Rudolph especially because he was in North Carolina. The guy, the 96 bomber, the Olympic bomber.

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Yeah, so, yeah, it's trauma. You know, it's so interesting because you brought up 9-11. If you look at the – Johnny brought this up a ton of times. It's like the Charlie Kirk assassination, you could not get away from that. All Twitter was is just bombarding you, feeding you trauma over and over and over and over and over again. and they can get rid of stuff when they want to like johnny knows how okay let me explain

so there's there's a reason why they do that so so the whole purpose of trauma-based mind control is to okay let me just give you a quick rundown on how how the brain works real quick you've got the brain has four different frequencies or speeds okay beta alpha theta delta okay we're not going to get into gamma but i'm just talking about the four right now so beta is right now okay All of your senses are firing your eyes are open your ears are open You're processing information at a very fast rate and you're taking everything in. Okay, that's your beta That's hopefully you're still conscious and aware. So that's where we are right now When you go into like that little daydreaming state, which is called alpha Your beta conscious mind is distracted So you either feel like you're in a light sleep or you're daydreaming or you just like just just not fully there and when that happens the gatekeeper that stands in front of your belief systems okay so it's imagine there's this gatekeeper in front of your belief systems and he's got a check board of your whole life and if information is presented to him on a conscious level when you're in a beta mind like if someone come and set comes and says um uh you love mashed potatoes but you know for a fact you don't love mashed potatoes and you're like no no look at this this no no no this clipboard right here says i don't love mashed potatoes like so chew i don't trust you i don't believe you get lost when you're in alpha state that gatekeeper is having a little nap because your unconscious mind does not have the ability to determine true from false it takes information as 100 true your unconscious mind is telling your heart to beat it's telling your lungs to breathe it is too busy operating your entire body to stop and think if something's true. So when you're in an alpha state, that gatekeeper is having a little nap and this idea, I love mashed potatoes, goes right past him and goes straight into your belief system and there's a very good chance you're going to wake up liking mashed potatoes. This is also why fast food commercials get repeated late at night on cable television for whoever still watches that over and over and over because they know people are asleep in front of the TV. They can't go into that uh delta sleep or theta sleep because they're still processing auditory information so they're highly suggestible so that's why commercials repeat a lot later at night because they know people are asleep so with trauma-based mind control when you are traumatized when your conscious mind sees the twin towers falling down or you see bambi's mother get killed especially as a child the conscious mind is starts to reel like it just starts to try to find a frame of reference especially for a child because they this it's the concept of losing a parent to the child there's nothing more devastating than that there is no worse trauma for a child than forcing them to imagine losing their own parent so that puts them in a heightened alpha suggestive state

so the reason why they traumatize the child at the beginning of the movie is because they know for the rest of the movie their conscious mind is reeling their unconscious mind is fully open their gatekeeper is asleep and

they just embed they just they just embed all of their commands and all of their programs and plant all of their seeds and when we as an adult watch the twin towers going down we go into either we go into a fight or flight response right so the same with covid right the reason why they were constantly keeping us terrified in covid is because when you're in fight or flight the blood leaves your brain and goes to your extremities your arms and legs so you can either fight off whatever is trying to kill you, or you can run away from it. So all of COVID, all of 9-11, we are in this fight or flight, which takes blood away from our brains. So we can't think as clearly. We cannot, our cognitive function is limited because all of the blood is in our arms and legs so we can fight or run away. And this is why we are in a perpetual state of fear or not. This is why people, and they want people in a perpetual state of fear and think of COVID, right first of all all the blood's leaving your brain to run away and then you you you smother your face so you can't even breathe the mask puts you in an instant fight or flight instant because the mask is like i'm suffocating i'm gonna die i either need to kill the thing that's stopping me from breathing or i need to run away from it so this fear really dumbed us down and for children it it completely opens their mind and primes them it primes them for all of the programming that happens after the movie which which brings us to the elimination of the parent the pussification of the male i mean the the early princes they were slaying dragons right like back in the day the prince would slay a dragon for the for the princess now um well when as you look at the evolution the prince is a romance is completely eliminated by the modern by the modern age but the the Renaissance is really where Disney really started ramping things up because that was 1989 with Little Mermaid. So they didn't make a princess movie from 1956 to 1989. Wow. Yeah, and why is that? Why was that? Well, I figured out why. Because that's when they were priming the parents. They foisted the hippie movement, which we know is a psyop. they had to make the parents of the next generation um basically degenerate so that when the renaissance movies came out they wouldn't have a problem with that programming so i mean like i'm the product of hippies like my parents were it was all about the hippie and all of those hippies had kids and then we had little mermaid and they didn't mind that little mermaid was half naked that all of a sudden the the protagonist of the disney movie is literally half naked and i mean she looked fabulous i'm still a little jealous right like but i was 10 and that was the first time i realized that i was completely inadequate inadequate physically because arielle like this long red hair and the

shells and gosh she was fabulous you're totally right you're 100 right listen real quick i was just talking to somebody the other day and like my parents are boomers I love my parents I'm sure we have what would be categorized as boomers that listen to this and I love them as well I'm not saying the individuals were the problem or even my parents were the problem my parents weren't perfect I and my daughter's gonna grow up and go why'd you do this and I'd be like we tried our best you know but the truth of the matter is is that the boomer generation was extremely damaging to our culture and our heritage and because that is that is the generation that stopped passing down wisdom to the next generation why don't i speak armenian because my parents generation stopped speaking it now the generation before was like you know you got to assimilate but there was the stopping of passing down of uh of uh language and culture stopping uh of passing down of like like cooking of of of working on houses working on cars working on all that stuff it went from that that stuff where it's like you did things for yourself to now i'm working in an office and that's what i'm focused on that generation stopped the passing down of knowledge

johnny do you have a problem with that it's an interesting thought well you mentioned i was going to bring up assimilation but you mentioned that because i i mean the language thing feels a lot like just hey wanting to fit in in a new country right right right but like my mother

and i love her the pieces she could speak armenian she never did it with us i mean ever

Do you wish he did?

Yeah, 100%.

100%. Listen, if let's say I got the full Armenian experience, I would still be an American. But it would be nice to have a connection. If I went to Glendale, I could talk to everybody. Where did they learn? From their parents. You know what I'm saying? No, no, no. No, Johnny, that's not true. No, I'm just asking. That's a genuine question. Because when I got to L.A., it was very, very much first and second generation in Glendale. they weren't part of that i'm not saying there weren't armenians in la in the hippie movement but the number of armenians has grown huge fleeing from armenia so it's like but i wonder just how

much that specifically is about the what generation you are immigrant versus okay so let's just take

out language johnny if that's an issue you have let's take out the language into the assimilation The cooking, the cleaning, the traditional roles, the fixing of cars, the building of craftsmanship.

Maybe it's just where I'm from is a little different than the city. But I mean, I grew up learning to do all that shit, so I don't know.

Yeah, there's exceptions to rules.

I think the South is a little different culturally.

Yeah, I think for a long time they were more of a Christian stronghold for a very long time. Like, they weren't as much into the Hollywood stuff.

I mean, I spent my life holding nails for my dad, you know,

unlearning to do so it's but a lot of it wasn't passed out and that's the generation where it

died and i think it's kind of kind of because you have to because how many places is it to get an oil change here they're everywhere i'm pretty sure where johnny's at there's one in a few it's either you learn how to do an oil change or you don't and it's not that your dad doesn't want to i grew

up in a small town even niagara falls wasn't that big and like you go okay maybe it's just my parents but where's the generation that can do that i have cousins that own a uh um a law maintenance company that's been thriving for 40 years there that was passed down but like i think that's a lot to do with technology too right don't you think

well i'll tell you canada is a great example of culture killer so i tell anybody if you want to hang on to your culture don't come to canada we will we will kill it um and i think i think that can be said for north america because i mean yeah we love we love our concept of diversity on the surface but we don't want diversity of thought diverse diversity of thought is not allowed in canada you can look as different as you want but you can't have any different thoughts and the indians that because we have a lot of indians that come to canada um they yeah they lose the language they lose they lose the cooking they lose they actually lose everything the kids don't want to go to the temple um because we this north american culture is the in my opinion it's it's it's death of culture they they don't want differences right and um even in terms of lineage that's another program in disney where they really disparage the idea of honoring the family and understanding your heritage um there's a there's a few a few scenes in some of the movies He's like, there's one brave with the redhead. Her mother's trying to show her this tapestry, and they're Scottish. And she's like, look, look at our family. Look at our history. Look at our heritage. And the protagonist rips it in half and, like, stomps on it. And, again, like, it's a reminder. It's like, no, just let it all go. They don't want us having culture. They want to create the new culture. It's a new culture that's been created, And it's a culture around what I would call the empowered child. That was something that Alistair Crowley said.

Well, real quick, there's something about like leaving your country and coming here and assimilating into the way our culture is. that i bet i don't necessarily have a problem with but it's like the loss of skills passed down from father to son and mother to daughter that is lost now you know it's just it doesn't exist because the parents are working yeah the parents are working so much now it is i like you know it's like we have a guy come over and fix everything and it's just like i'm just so slammed i can't sit there and work on a cupboard now i'm not saying i'm good enough to do it i I mean, it would get done, but it would be janky, you know.

But that's the thing, man. It was janky back then, too. You know, people just made do. You would have been fine. I don't think it's – I think you can do way more than you imagine.

I think that's all I want to do is just live with the Amish for a while and just get some Amish skills.

Dude, there's a great show about that, this old reality TV show where they just throw these regular people in with the Amish. I think it's called, like, Becoming Amish. It's so good.

Going back to Disney, a big thing that Izzy Griffin came on was talked about that really resonated with me was the notion of these, these progressives, whatever.

you want to call them or maybe satanist or whatever the term is their desire to destroy the archetypes in which we look at ourselves right it's like yes in some instances they just love to play the stereotypes and then in other instances they just want to destroy how men and women have traditionally interacted with each other yeah it's and it's it's inversion you know

inversion is the name of the game here and when you look at it that's what they're doing they're flipping everything upside on the head that's why that's why they're pussifying the male so the it's the butchification of the female is just as strong a program right i mean i remember watching these movies and just wishing that i could just kick butt you know i i watched sydney bristow on alias you know forever and i just wanted to be strong i just wanted to be physically strong and be able to beat people up but without realizing that a man who protects his woman he feels empowered when he can protect her so if he has a woman that can kick the crap out of him this is a reverse so this is where i get into the reversal of the poles okay because disney is really good at reversing the poles in my opinion so when you think about a battery you have a positive and a negative. Okay. That's why you have masculine and feminine. Okay. So the masculine is considered positive. The feminine is considered negative. That battery, those opposites create a charge. If you don't have those opposites, you don't have an attraction. You don't have a charge. So when you make the woman be masculine and you make the male be feminine, there's no longer polarity. And so there's no longer a charge and the battery doesn't work. And it seems like this is what's happening. These programs are designed to encourage girls to behave in a way that will turn men off and vice versa. And I think ultimately the goal is to eliminate the number of children we have. It seems to me, again, if you think of what is positive, if something is positive, then you get more of it. You create more, right? If something is negative, you get less of it. So when you look at the traditional values and the traditional roles, that creates babies right because the woman has to know that her man is strong enough to protect her and she has to feel comfortable enough to be her most vulnerable with him the woman has to be able to be vulnerable with a strong man because when she's pregnant she's the most vulnerable she's ever going to be so if she's looking for a man and he's wearing a pink shirt and he's this progressive idiot that that won't even hold the door open for her that's not she's not gonna feel safe having a baby with him and and and conversely the man he he thrives off protecting and providing these are the natural this is the natural order of things and i'm not saying every woman is supposed to be that way and every man is supposed to be that way but when you look at the well the biblical worldview where it says have a lot of kids and so if you want to have a lot of kids these are the rules you have to follow to create the environment where you can have kids but what's happening now as we're telling children to grow up and adopt ideas that are making them not have children. So you have to look at the fruits, right? The roots equal the fruits. So what are the fruits of the Disney Renaissance? There are no fruits. We're not getting married. We're not having kids.

We're not even close to replacing the population here in Canada. So it's negative. It's making less, right? Whereas if you look at this other way of living, the traditional way, it makes more. But it does seem that there is a very strong desire to eliminate our relationships with one another and our ability to have to have families.

I completely and utterly agree. We've talked about this before on the show. The way women talk about children, the way men think about sex, like men don't want to get laid and women don't want to have kids. they don't even it's not even that they don't even want to get kids they don't like children they don't like kids oh like it's so weird parasites it's well here we managed to convince

we managed to convince i would say i don't know if it's a majority in canada i don't know if it's a majority in america but the majority of women in my country will jump up and down and have a temper tantrum if you tell them they're not allowed to kill their own baby i i mean when i was 20 i believed it was no different than going to the bathroom so when i was 20 and even in younger it was like no no it's just it's a clump of cells and yeah i was stupid and i wanted to believe it was just a couple of cells right it was a very convenient lie that i was told so that i'd sacrifice my baby oh my goodness if i had done that and i and i my heart goes out to any any woman who has has done that I am not I'm not standing in judgment I just know if I had done it and I I would have been encouraged if I had gotten pregnant I would have been encouraged to have an abortion and I would have had it I wouldn't even have thought twice about it but I don't know how the now that I'm a mom I don't know what I can't even imagine how hard that would be on me now that I know and realize the truth. And, you know, it's very interesting, right? Like with this idea of, again, back to Jesus on the cross, his body was broken for us, right? Abortion is, I'm breaking your body for me, right? So it is, again, an aversion. And the mother is supposed to be this loving, protecting, like this nurturing soul. And we've somehow been convinced to do something that goes against the very fabric of our nature and it's it's it's words like crotch goblin they have all these horrible words for children they're calling them parasites and the whole sex in the city don't even get me started on the sex in the city programming what that did to women in my generation encouraging them telling them that you're more valuable as an employee than you could be as a wife and mother that had serious detrimental effects on on people that i know like friends that i have that just decided they wanted they wanted the sex in the city life they didn't and they didn't want to do the family life and um you know some people don't have regrets and then some people do but the the programming against being a mom is mortifying it's mortifying and then and then you have kids and you realize what a lie it is you realize that this is the greatest joy that you could ever possibly experience and you would never ever know the love that you know if you didn't have have these kids and you don't really

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it's not going to be like this forever and i was like you're nuts yeah i had the same thing i'm crushing it i'm going to crush to the end of days and there are some people that does happen too and that's like a one percent one percent but it does get to the point where the phone stops ringing and this this world of childless adults that we're going and listen i i it wasn't until I was 47 years old that I had kids. If I was female, I wouldn't, I wouldn't have this luxury, you know, you know, and that's done for a reason that there's reasons these things happen. And so I had late and I was blessed enough to have them late, you know, but we're going to see this giant influx of, of childless people entering retirement age and then entering like senior citizen age and going into homes and you're like, who's going to put you in the home? Who's going to visit you in the home? Who's going to be making sure you're getting taken care of in the home? Who's going to call you to see if you're alone by yourself? I mean,

like the government has figured out a solution.

Yeah, I know what you're going to do.

Our government, you just kill yourself, Sam. That's what they, the maids, that's what our government sanctions, our government now sanctions that you can just be assisted by the government to end that suffering. And guess what? Are you depressed? No problem. Okay. Oh, you got bipolar disorder? No problem. It is, and it's true because they're looking and they're seeing that there's going to be a bunch of elderly people that aren't going to have money. They don't want to pay for them to be in the long-term care homes. And so they're going to be, loneliness is a debilitating and crushing experience, especially when you're old. And so, yeah, we're going to have a sea of people who are most likely going to choose that route that the government is so lovingly offering to them. And again, it just makes you think, like, are we in a death cult? Is that where we are? because now we're looking at the most vulnerable right like the most vulnerable and the most vulnerable on both ends of the spectrum and our government is just like just dispose just dispose

of them grandkids grandkids keep grandparents alive if you think about like how much does your does your mom love your grandkids yeah and if and if she didn't have anybody she's like well i might as well die if you don't have if you have no parents no if you have no kids and you have no grandkids and you're old and you're pretty much already kind of like already did everything you're

like yeah you might go and get a maid and get it done it's i mean listen if you didn't have kids and you're happy that's fine i'm happy for you i mean it's everybody's on their own journey this is not a a witch hunt or anything like that it's just you know it's so funny because you know i'm a little older i have my kids a little older and all these people in their like their 30s have these comics have decided to have children you always go it's a love you'll never understand until you understand it and like you love your niece and nephews you love your dog you love all that stuff it's not even close and you can't even measure it it's like there's no measurement that will explain to you what that is because you don't get it until you got it and these they're not going to experience it and did you want kids before you had them um yeah i always wanted kids I always wanted kids. I always wanted to be a dad. I take it as a task. My job is to give them the best information, the best teaching, so when they do go into the world, they're very smart, and they have common sense, and they can solve their problems. And, you know, like that's really what I want to do. You know, my parents, again, you know, probably weren't the best in some ways. I, you know, my dad, I could say more stuff, but my mom did her best. She tried her hardest, but they instilled a lot of great things into me, which was work, hard work, being honest, all that stuff that has taught me how to thrive right now. like my father always was working eight other different jobs than his job so he was always you know he's in the system but he had all this stuff on the side which is what i ended up doing you know what i'm saying so i learned hard work from my parents so i think it's super important and then it's like adoption i think people should adopt if you don't have a kid adopt help help Somebody do. It's like when you get your life review, that's going to really help that you change somebody's fucking life. It's so crazy. I was listening to this chick talk about how one of the reasons she didn't want to have kids is because she didn't want to do homework. Do you know how insane that statement is? It's your kid's homework. You just got to kind of help them. Do you know how easy my daughter's homework in kindergarten is? It's like trace this. Wait till seventh grade, bro. Yeah, I mean, and we'll both be like, I don't know what that word is, dude. I don't know what to do here. Yeah, just ask Chachi PT. He's a real dad.

The trauma that she has from doing fucking homework that she doesn't want to do it with her kids.

Well, she's like me. She's like me. And we'll see how she ends up fitting into the system. She may be like her dad that was just never in it. Like, and just... Oh, you're talking about your daughter. yeah she may be like i got other things i want to focus on instead of the traditional school learn how to follow rules do you learn how to be do what you're told all that stuff and i don't hate teachers here i think you know there's this this they get a lot of crap that i don't think they should be blamed for are there crazy ones out there yes obviously show me an occupation i'll show you some whack jobs um you know but there's this video going around if it made it to canada but it was a video where this kid went around to his classmates in Chicago and asked them to read. And there were big words, and they struggled with some of it, and everyone blamed the educational system. And I was like, dude, you have a kid. You know exactly whose fault it is that the kid doesn't know how to read. And that is the parent. And I know parents are stretched. i know it yeah okay but that kid can't read because you didn't and everyone's how old were these kids this high school i would say they were like mid school mid mid high school high school right what was the word i don't even know what the word was you can find the video but maybe we'll watch it later but i just feel like you're you're you're what your teachers are supposed to be is to add on to what you've already taught them to focus it not to teach them everything

i don't expect my kids to learn anything in school i think that like i make them go because i'm like you have to play the game and you have to understand what the world is like um but going to school and expecting an education is like going to church and expecting to understand the bible I've noticed it in my experience I didn't start really learning until I left school and I learned most of my stuff about the Bible outside of church because church has no interest in in my opinion the important parts of the Bible nobody wants to talk about all the important stuff there's a lot of lukewarm lukewarm Christianity happening but yeah I told when the when the pandemic hit I forced my children to memorize the definition of civil disobedience so we'd be driving we'd be anywhere and i'd be like civil disobedience and they'd be like oh it's so bang an unjust law that goes against god's law yeah it's crazy i can't even imagine i caught i oh i the principal when the principal sees me coming at the school little beads of sweat to formulate they they wish i would go away

yeah that is a hard part of that because but i got a special accommodation

really yeah what does that mean actually i actually left them so we now do a land acknowledgement instead of instead of the lord's prayer every um every every class listen this oh every classroom every you know every corporation that has a meeting they have to start their meeting and the children start their day with a land acknowledgement acknowledging that we are on stolen land and atoning for whatever horrors we need to atone for so there is a there's a strict no phone policy at the school but my children when the land acknowledgement is playing my children have specific instructions to be on their phones and we have received that accommodation because I explained to the principal that my family came to this country in 1610 and we are never ever ever going to teach our children Thank you.

that what the feats that they accomplished in 1610 and and everything they did to build this country is something to be ashamed of and i also explained to her that where the little part of newfoundland where my ancestors landed there were there were my ancestors weren't from england okay because everybody nobody in canada you can't say you're canadian in canada okay if i try to say i'm from canada is oh yeah but but what where but like where so i have to go back for 400 years and say england they're like oh okay so you're english i've been here 400 years but anyways the um the the my little fishing tribe that started living that settled in newfoundland they were fighting with the french all the time the english and the french were always fighting the french in canada is another topic for another day our whole country is ruled by the laurentian elite okay the French run our country they will get it like the it's so it's so bad but anyway so the English and the French we would fight and the French paid the First Nations they paid them to be mercenaries to slaughter our our village we we started the village it was zero we got it up to 500 and the First Nations were paid by the French to to massacre us down to 27 and according to my family's oral tradition, the 27 people that were standing were taverners. And the tavern clan is, if you go way back, that's on my mom's side. And so we have this very proud tradition that, yeah, they wiped us out, but they didn't wipe all of us out. And, you know, yeah, they may have used some of our scalps for decoration and stuff, but, you know, we survived. So I just explained to the principal, you're not, you're not making my child feel guilty for the pride that we have in our heritage. So what are you going to do to make sure that he doesn't have to experience the trauma of listening to a land acknowledgement that calls us thieves when treaty 11 clearly states that we bought this land outright but it was a two-hour conversation so yeah so they get to be on their phones

no that's amazing and i think that's very important because they're trying to get rid

of nationalism because they're oh my goodness and this undrip undrip is a big problem in canada This United Nations Declaration for the Reconciliation of Indigenous People, they're taking – in B.C., this is the thing. B.C. is the most progressive province in Canada. They are off the deep end. They are just completely – well, I think you're in California, maybe, except for you soon. But anyway, B.C. is really progressive. what's happened because they're so progressive we've given our country has given 250 billion dollars to the first nations tribes in the last 10 years and apparently it's still not good enough so now the first nations in bc made this land claim and they've just claimed an entire suburb of vancouver as theirs and looks like they won so now all of the home owners in richmond bc don't know if they own their homes and they can't get mortgages they can't renew their mortgages because title ship is now under question and and they they may not own their land and now the first nations ban is demanding 50 of the revenues from the taxes from all of those people so this is an example where the villain in a movie the right hand man of the villain always gets it the worst okay in the end of the movie it's usually the villain's right hand man that gets betrayed and just gets it the worst. And I feel like this is what is happening to BC because they have been properly complying to communism. And now they're the first ones that are actually suffering the consequences of it. And that's why I couldn't even say the story about the land acknowledgement because there's more talk about it before. Like they consider like there's this whole 215 body at a residential school myth so this they're saying that there are 250 children's bodies found in in a mass grave at a residential school in kamloops bc so we gave the government gave them 17 million dollars to excavate and find the bones and they haven't excavated because the lidar shows that it's just rocks but they kept the money and now we're saying where are the bodies holy shit yes and now they're calling it residential school denialism and they're putting it akin to holocaust denial so if you deny yeah yeah and they want to pass a law so you're not allowed to say where are the bodies

holy shit I hadn't heard that holy shit

that's why you need the beaver bit

that is absolutely insanity because I believe did yeah because i had uh i've had people on talking about that some of the grimerica guys are very much uh yeah it's very crazy dude okay so here's the thing here's the thing

anybody that got sent to a catholic boarding school or any boarding school there are people that will have stories about how they were mistreated right but if you look at the history So we found this has caused people to dig up newspaper clippings and really look into it. When I was in school, I hated myself. We learned about how horrible these poor children were treated. Like, it was mortifying. It was traumatic. It was traumatic. And to teach this to children and then say it's your ancestors that did it, it was a big problem. But then you start, you know, more information starts to come out. And you start to ask questions, and then asking questions, you're met with, you know, all, like, horrible, like, they just want to shut you up, essentially. And, yeah, I'm sure there were some bad things that happened in residential schools, but there are letters of the chiefs begging the schools to take in more students. There was a school that was going to close in Manitoba, and the chief wrote a letter to the local newspaper saying how beneficial the school was. So the children were they're being nourished. They're they're they're they're learning like there were a lot of children that benefited from the schools and there were children that were mistreated. And it would be foolish to say that there were none. But this idea that they were murdered and, you know, potentially molested and all of these really, really horrible stories. We need to look at them situation by situation. You can't paint this whole story with one brush. And it seems that the side that is making money off of this is really wanting to perpetuate the highest traumatic ideas. And they really want to hold on to it because it's a $250 billion grift so far. And that's lining somebody's pocket. So it's not to say that it didn't happen, but the way that they're painting it is just not right.

Okay. I have a question for you. It's not, it's not on this, but so, you know, you brought up the liberalism, the progressivism of Canada. You brought up California. We see that here, you know, there's a culture war going on. You know, we just had this giant roast and people are losing their fucking minds, you know, about, did we already talk about that here? I know we talked to earlier, but, uh, before, but you know, they're, they're losing their minds. Uh, you know, they're mad at Shane Gillis. They're mad at Tony Hinchcliffe for some off color jokes. They, nobody's talking about Chelsea Handler having dinner with Epstein at a small dinner. Not like, Hey, I went to this party. It turned out Epstein was there, you know, or, or, you know, Woody Allen's there. I don't even know if those two or two, that's what Shane said, but you can look it up. She 100% was dating a guy who went to dinner.

She's one. She's one of them.

Yes, for sure. So nobody cares about that. And Cheryl Underwood, who is one of the greatest comics she'll ever be blessed to see do stand-up, she's a killer. And she did a joke about if anyone said the N-word, you know, she would have them killed. And listen, I understand it's a joke. I'm not mad at it. But what I'm saying is the uproar on stuff about, you know, about all the black jokes. Everyone's getting upset about that. And that to me is like you want equality. Look, you got it. Everybody's making fun of everybody. That's like that is the real equality. That's true equality. You know, it's like what most of these progressives want isn't really equality. They just want to bitch and mow. they love the status quo white guys bad black people oppressed women oppressed jews are are hated because they're they're fucking uh so successful and that's the only reason people hate them because their success uh gays are just marginalized like all this fucking crazy shit they don't want any they don't want the paradigm in which all these people look at each other the change they don't want any of that because they enjoy that because they don't have to think it's easy white guy bad black guy good gay good women good jews uh picked on you know it's like this whole thing uh muslims terrorists you know just like there's easy you know they're losing the culture war but the question becomes is like how do you how do you change it because there's so many of them and like they don't have kids It's...

They aren't building shops. They're just, they live, their whole purpose is to fight the enemy in the cave. It's like, sometimes I get to the point, like, why are we, who are we trying to save at this point? Like, who do we save? You always hear they want to break up America. And I'm like, I'm against it because then you get into Bolshevikism, right? And you've got the Bolshevism. Yeah, and then everybody is, not Bolsheviks, but the Balkanization, excuse me. Balkanization, yes. And then everyone's at war with each other. Everybody's at war. You think Texas is just going to chill? You don't think they're going to go into fucking New Mexico and just start racking people? Like, I mean, it's just, so what do you do with them? Because they have no clue what, because what they only do is, so going back to the roast real quick, they only get mad at things they don't like. and when their their side does stuff they don't that is wrong they don't care because fighting evil is more important than self-correcting right it's like the people in minneapolis protesting ice yet not couldn't care less that their tax money is being just stolen by somalians it doesn't matter to them yeah they just don't care they don't care and it's like i so this guy ron uh placone who i think is a great political guy he's from the left and he was uh basically called the things that happen they're racist on the on the roast and i go well what about the black chick saying she's going to kill white people if they say a word ron did did that does that upset you he goes well i i didn't see that i don't know i don't know anything about that i go you probably saw and it didn't care because it didn't register with you because you probably think that's okay and that's and ron's a good guy this is not an anti-ron discussion this is more of like when i get called racist anti-semitic and sexist on the internet it's like well don't you know i make fun of everybody like i'm literally more open-minded than you are i i equally make fun of everybody you just know it's the one thing that pisses you off so you think i'm that one thing when i make fun of everybody everybody i call out everybody's fucking criticism i have comedy about everybody but you only see the things that piss you off see i thought it was pretty

equal because i mean you got a george floyd joke and then you got a charlie kirk joke yeah you hit both sides both of them they were both pissed i saw someone yelling oh george floyd joke i can't breathe and then you saw the right being like charlie kirk don't touch charlie kirk i'm like

yo that was both of both sides and they're yeah and then you got michael che crying like he's like you know black roasting is like what's up with this dude's shoes and he goes white people race you know sex crimes fucking racism this this this i'm like so what you're saying is white comics have more depth is that what you're saying they go a little deeper with their roast and

what's up with this dude's shoes michael chase become this kind of arbiter for a taste that's and and it's really frustrating because i'm like dude you dude weekend update bro like shut the

And when she writes for his white co-anchor, and he writes some racist jokes to say. Yes, he does all the time. And that's funny. Oh, my God, it's crazy. But in reality, Johnny, I get why women hate this red pill moment. I get why Jews hate this anti-Semitism moment. I get why gays hate that the F word is back. I get why blacks get mad when white people are doing racist jokes. because i would be like that too if i was a protected class and anything i didn't like i can just call hate speech it would be fucking great it would be so great if this guy's like dude what's up with your socks i'm like why are you racist dude why are you fucking racist fun right hey dude your girlfriend's like is weird dude why are you a fucking racist like it's like

having a nuke as a country you know it's just yeah just drop it in any conversation 100 it's

like hey hey xg why are you parked in the handicapped parking spot are you fucking racist dude it's like i would love to have just something that gets me out of any criticism i would love to never get criticism it would be fucking fun right just to be able to do whatever i want if

anyone calls me out they can just call me a bigot fuck up the entire city of los angeles and then if i do i get re-elected yeah it's called blm right it's called blm i mean if they say the n-word

you can technically hit him who's that guy that killed the old man because he got uh imagine that

you're just talking to your buddy who's black calling each other the n-word some old old 80 year old guy from vietnam drops one m-bomb and you kill him you're like yeah that totally makes sense to me that's totally sensible you know you're gonna i have a story you're gonna love i have a story you'll love so yeah being in canada the only thing our school cares the number one thing

that our schools care about right now is anti-black racism. It's been the last 10 years. It's the only focus. It's the only thing that matters. It's the only thing. And the school region that I'm in, what happened was 10 years ago, there was a lot of violence. So a lot of kids were being violent against teachers and other students. And so they implemented a no-tolerance policy and said, if you just one strike and you're out, you physically hurt, you hit somebody, you're out. And what happened was there was a disproportionate number of black students that were being punished as a result of this no tolerance policy. So they paid millions of dollars to do a study. Yeah, they paid millions of dollars to do a study. That's great. The study determined that obviously every teacher in the board is racist. And that's the problem. So it had nothing to do with these children physically attacking, and it had everything to do with the unconscious bias, particularly the white female teacher. They really like to go after the white female teacher. So now what has happened is you cannot suspend, you cannot expel, and you have to be very, very careful if you're going to reprimand black kids. so they just they can't you have to give the special treatment what they also now have they've got a black parent um advisory committee so it's like a pta just for the black parent here's how i learned about the club here's how i learned so my 11 year old my 10 year old at the time he came to me and he's like mommy i want to join the cool club can you can you sign me up for the cool club and i'm like what is this cool club what are you talking about and he's like well they get to listen to hip hop and they're eating chips and drinking pop which is outlawed you're not allowed any junk in the school and they're drinking they're eating these forbidden foods and and you know they're dizzing and they're having so much fun i'm like well yeah of course you're going to join the cool club like that sounds great let's get you in the cool club no so i found out it's the um bsa the black student association so i had to tell my 10 year old sorry bud you can't go in that club because it's because you're white and a 10 year old he doesn't get that it's like what do you mean like it because a 10 year old isn't an idiot it's a stupid it's a stupid thing it's like well that's stupid like my friends are in there why can't I hang out with them exactly and what it ended up doing was it called animosity it causes animosity you're not you're not bringing these students together you're literally separating them you're segregating them yes and and and now it's so now what's happening so there's um one of uh one of one

of my son's best friends is black and her father is just this giant wonderful really really black man and we were after school the kids were all playing in the playground and his daughter came running up to him and said daddy um so-and-so called me the n-word and so me and like two of the other white moms that were there talking to him were just like like oh gosh like like this is this is really bad and so we're just kind of looking to see how he's going to respond and he's uh i think he's from trinidad and tobago no he's he's trinidad he's from the island somewhere so he's got a bit of an accent and so when she said that he's like and what and she's like that like he called me the n-word and what nice dad what's going on here and like we don't know what to do and and so he's like he's like um he said her name and he's like you gonna let everyone with a mouth kill you dead anyone with a mouth can say that word and you're gonna let i'm kill you dad with that word nice off you go off you go give that dad a fucking award give that dad but then you know what he looked at me and he's like he's like i'm sick of this he's like she gets a bad mark in in math and she thinks it's because she's black she doesn't get pipped um you know by to be somebody's somebody's uh partner in in some group work she thinks it's because she's black he's like my daughter blames everything on being black and she is now a victim she thinks the whole world hates her she thinks that she's not going to get a job because she's black and she learned it all in school and and it's like ah and he's like she won't take accountability and also she she she has been been crippled because she's been taught that because of the color of her skin she's going to be treated in differently in society and i was like ah like that's that's the opposite of what's supposed to happen right so again the inversion the inverted result is what we got and so a lot of these parents are not appreciating the fact that their children are being victimized their children are being racially segregated and it and i mean it's been 10 years and there's no there's i mean honestly i don't think there was a problem to begin with there wasn't a problem to begin with this is the thing like my sister's a teacher and she was told even if you don't think that you are racist you are so there's no that's so funny it's called

unconscious bias yeah it's you're not conscious of it yeah not having symptoms of covid is a good

sign you have covid it's like an original it's like original sin that you can't be forgiven for you know there's no jesus for that one yeah you're all racist yeah there's nothing you do and it's interesting because canada far fewer black people well i mean dude and what we're talking about is

don't take this the wrong way but we're talking about canadian blacks yeah they're far which are basically white black people like a quarter is man have you ever met a black canadian chick they're so hot and they're chill they're all from the islands they're chill none of them come from

slaves none of them are descendants we have the underground railroad so like we like if they did if they were descendants of slaves it's because we we gave them safe passage and and the rest of them are jamaican and and from the island so they don't they don't identify with this this slavery narrative but it's foisted on them it is it is voice that i mentioned to the principal is is you

know and again yeah i was helping them i would i would do too i do too if you told me i can blame everything on everybody else that none of my actions are why i am where i am by decisions i've made and actions i've taken that'd be the fucking best that would be the fucking best

failure it's literally a permission slip to not try what's the point of trying that's what i said to the principal like why are they even gonna try you're telling them that everybody hates them you know who does that a good a good child you know who does that black guys with white chicks

that aren't into black guys like you're physically attracted to someone you're like tall people short people thick people skinny people you're either attracted to them or you're not and they'd like to be like oh you're you're racist because you won't sleep with me and it's like well i'm not

attracted to you no it's racism see i've heard it the other way too i've heard that women who are only in the black guys are they they fetishize the black man is what they say oh by the way that's my

favorite fucking uh form of hate is fetishizing asian women do that black men do that you love it so much it's weird yeah you love you want it you you fetishize me you've turned me into a sex object. Boo hoo. Imagine that. Imagine that. Like I don't get any of these things. I have to earn everything. I have to fight for it. I don't have some chick just looking at me like I'm a piece of meat. I would love to be fetishized. Can I buy some of that? Where can I buy fetishization? Where can I get that upload at? You know what I'm saying? It's like and it's just people and if you're somebody who's crying about fetishizing it means your life is going so good that's it you're you're searching yes you're searching for for victimization of all these chicks just want to haunt me because they fetishize me boo-hoo unbelievable dude and it's and i get it because it's easy it's just easy to be like everyone's mean to me because of just something i didn't do and it's like i would love that again going back to all those protected classes that were created in the 80s and after world war ii where you couldn't criticize them and if you did it means you were a fucking fascist and you can't talk to anybody about this

shit like somebody that believes this that thinks they are fat you like this is like violence to

them i would love to know what what's the uh what is what would he like somebody somebody just liking me for me like what does that mean like i don't even understand what fetishization like

how many black guys did you date before me is the question it's got to be an even mix or i'm out yeah it's really unbelievable actually not even mix it needs to be proportionate to the mix in

the population you know i there are white women who feel like when they date men they're civil rights leaders like they're the rosa parks of dick sorry about that but it's just she came saw my show she knows i think i knew what i was getting into okay so it's like it's it's just such an interesting thing and dude like you know it's like if you know i was asking dylan this i go dylan is it racist for me to say

that i love watching black people watch magic is that racist but someone would find racism in there

but wouldn't it be the person that recorded it i mean yeah you're watching so david blaine is racist yeah that's what i'm saying yeah because i i get i get what you mean yeah it's it's racist i guess that you're watching i'm not saying it's racist no no no but it's entertaining i agree but someone could say oh you're racist for watching black people react like that to a magic trick Well, I was like, well, if we want to get down to it, isn't David Blaine the racist person for doing that together and putting it in front of him?

Here's a clip of just black people. It's literally called street magic. Dude, like street magic, dog. You know what I mean? It's called street magic.

Like he knew what he was doing, bro. But it's like, let's say I go, watching black people watch magic is magical, right? So I'm going to be like, dude, that's racist. but let's say michael jay goes up and goes watching black people watch magic is magical people are like oh my god he's like so fearless he's just fearless i mean he just he's not afraid to say things that we all think you know and it's it's like that's my problem you're mad at the messenger not the message and that that in itself is like like these super progressives have convinced themselves you can't be racist against white people like just think about that you can't hate on a race that's so successful well if you if you don't like white people that's racist but you've been programmed to over overrun that logic that says that's racism but it and the reason they do that because it allows them this outlet to throw their fucking hatred into something oh here's here's a class you can go after just go after these people it's funny too there's a whole

generation of people studying this for semester after semester in colleges too like this very subject that you brought up there are people who are dedicating hours and hours of their lives writing papers about this kind of shit and like studying like why white people can't be right think about that like how different that kind of person is going to be and then what job are you

gonna get with that that racial you're gonna justice the university or whatever yeah that's

it yeah that's literally it yeah feel lucky yeah no there was a there was a poster so because my town the town that i'm in it is it's it's well it's i'll just say it it's brampton and people that know about brampton it's it has a lot of indian immigrants so we really we're close to the airport and so we have um it's i think we're over 50 well over 50 now indian and um my my oldest son his two best friends um one is a punjabi kid a sick kid and one's a muslim and they know me like i drive them to school sometimes and pick them up and i'm not your average mother i'm not your normal mother and so i'm constantly you know sharing things with them that they would not normally be information that they would not normally be exposed to so they were in English class and there was this bright yellow poster on the wall and I have it memorized because I read it so many times because I lost my ever loving mind they looked they looked at the poster they saw what it said and they told my son that they were going to activate me they're like we're going to activate your mom right now we're going to take a picture of this and we're going to email it to her and we're going to activate her it was uh it was a saying from some american thank you very much and it said that whites that the the the virus of white body supremacy was developed in a lab in the virginia assembly and it has corrupted our entire world it is in the air we breathe the food we eat the water we drink it has infected our entire society We saw the white body virus, the white body supremacy virus. So they sent the picture, and they did activate me, and that was another conversation that I had with the principal. But the thing was, so the school is predominantly, oh, that was it.

I found it.

That was it.

I found it. Who did that? Oh, my God. There it is. So that's at schools? Where was that?

In a school?

Okay, I'll read it. All of our bodies are infected by the virus of white body, that's hyphenated, supremacy. The virus was created by human beings in 1691 in the laboratory of the Virginia Assembly. It quickly spread throughout our continent, infecting all of its people. Today, white body supremacy remains within all of us. It's in the air we breathe, the water we drink, the food we eat, the institutions that govern us, and in the social contracts under which we live, it is in our bodies and that is credited to someone called a rest.

not even white

unbelievable the only picture that exists is the one that my son's friends took up because I went crazy on that and they put a gag order on the school and nobody would talk about it I went to the school and they just bug eyed, tight lipped couldn't say a thing which was fine because i wanted to do all the talking anyways but the the thing is my son is a minority in the school i mean big time big time it's there's probably it's maybe 10 maybe there's 10 percent white maybe maybe and so i just said i said is my son a visible minority in this school and they just they just they didn't know what to say i said you understand what that is is my son a visible minority in the school because I was taught that if somebody is a visible minority we have to work hard to welcome them and make them feel like they're part of our community I was taught that you have to try even harder to make them feel safe and to make them feel like they're in a place that they belong can you explain to me how calling my son a virus is contributing and fostering his camaraderie with his fellow classmates? Because as far as I'm concerned, the opposite is happening here. And we are proud of our heritage. We are proud of the pioneers. We are proud of our ancestors, which by the new definition means that we are white supremacists, because if we are proud of our heritage, then we are considered white supremacists. So now you have just put a target on my son's back. And what are you going to do to confirm that my son is safe in this now hostile environment and what'd they say and it was like it was we can't talk about the poster we can't talk about the poster um we we can't talk about it so so that was another two hour it was another two hour what's

the ethnic breakdown of that school how does it break down if your son okay it's probably it's

like 70 percent indian 10 percent white and then like five percent mommy five percent black and

then five percent asian no mexicans it's canada and when you say indian you mean like natives

like whatever you call native from india oh okay wow from india so we've brought in since trudeau so in 2015 trudeau increased our immigration to like i don't know 500 000 a year and it's only india 90 of our immigration comes just from india and there are a lot of reasons for that and we'll talk about that but the thing about indians and here's the thing okay they so they all okay they all case so trudeau senior people a lot of people don't realize that that trudeau we just had is the son of the the really other bad bad one so trudeau's father um he was actually named by anarchy lucas um as one of those uh epstein kind of guys but he um he is the one that opened he opened our country to immigration and he opened our country to indian immigration and we had a really good we had a really good um rule like they had to have certain education and they had to have money and it was we had a really nice immigration system and we had a lot of indians come to canada that were wonderful for our country like they just they wanted to be a part of the country they assimilated, they started businesses, and everything has been great. But for the last 10 years, Trudeau Jr. opened, just eliminated the laws, the rules, opened the gates. You don't have to speak the language. Bring your grandparents. Bring your grandparents.

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so our health care is already don't think the Canadian health care is good all right yeah it's free because we pay like 80 tax but imagine an already taxed health care and then you tell every immigrant that they can bring their grandparents oh I I don't know why so but what has happened is so all of those all of the kids of the parents who came here in 70s their parents said you vote liberal like Indians were gonna vote liberal no matter what which is

your democrat democrat with these guys these ones that's what they do with the mexicans you can come here but you gotta vote democrat yes that exactly that's and that's why he flooded

that's why he flooded our country so the indians are are mexicans but the beauty of the indians is they hate progressive politics so they like the fact that the trudeaus let them in but they don't like the fact that their sons are being told they can be girls like they're taught that like from kindergarten it is like Latinos Latinos are very traditional yes yes and I said I I believe that the immigrants in Canada are going to save our country because the Canadians we're just the boomers I am mortified by what the boomers have presided over like they just they're they're just destroying our country but the indians are coming and they're working hard and they're like wait a second like we were kind of sold a bill of goods we were told it was going to be easy to live here but the cost of living has gone through the roof it's this is not the land of milk and honey anymore and now they're mad because they're like well you had us come over here and this place is not nearly as good as as we thought our our children aren't speaking the language our wives aren't cooking the food we were losing our culture and you're teaching them some really strange things so my town flipped it flipped from liberal to conservative and i mean it was a conservative majority and my town is it's major majority indians but i i just i love it because they're here but they don't feel beholden anymore to the liberal party because they're more interested in thriving in this country than they are in in honoring the guy that opened the door so i i like it i uh i love my i love my my my daughter's school is a very

large population of indians and i've heard people go man there's a lot of indians here and i go i like it they're their family oriented dude they just want to educate their kids and by the next

generation they'll be americanized get good education this guy's people they come here they

work hard they're traditional then the next generation's still traditional but they're more americanized and then their kids are just straight up white people they're like they don't want to work they play video games all day and they cry about racism it's like latino crowds are great but they're starting to change they're starting to get super sensitive because even when i did your show i did a couple jokes like oh it's because they start going to school yeah they start

they don't once once you're not working outside with your dad and you have the privilege to go four year and then they're there's that that's that mexican you're talking and again it gets

real fun when you can like cry about oppression it's like real fun it's like coming to a country and crying about how shitty this country is that's a lot of fun that gives you a purpose to wake up in the morning that it's like it's like it's just when you have when you have everything you need something you need a purpose in life the reason to get up in the morning and when you're born in your food your shelter your clothing's never gonna go away you're set on that man fighting oppression is so much fun dude because there's no real goal line again you look at the roast everyone's making fun of everybody you should be jerking off your progressive lady dick to this you should be so excited we got fucking equality but nope that's not it because they don't want at the end they need purpose and they just keep i mean the progressive

the progressives are the are the are the moon child of crowley right so so alistair crowley he went to egypt and he did ritual sex magic and he communed with what he believed was an egyptian demon and this egyptian god or demon told him that he was going to bring about the new age of horus to the land and that and he was always this this new age of horus so what the age of horus is is the inverted hero's journey so the the the hero's journey is um it's like it's in so many different myths and stories that the son goes off he leaves he leaves his home he goes off he learns something he battles whatever he comes back he's got new knowledge and he continues to carry on the kingdom he takes the kingdom right the um the lion king is actually the exact um hero's journey uh the isis it's actually the isis osiris and set is the is the hero's journey and the lion king is the exact it's like it's the exact hero's journey and i feel like they did that they did that movie as a way to pay homage to crowley because his idea was the inverted hero's journey So what Crowley said was, instead of the hero coming back with more wisdom and knowledge and experience and leading the kingdom, the hero is going to come back, force the kingdom to bend to his will, and what he wants, whatever he wants, it's that do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. So instead of coming back and leading the kingdom, he comes back, he forces society to bend to his will, to believe his lies, and then it's ushering in this new age of what he calls Horus, where everyone is their own god, and everyone only cares about themselves, and you don't have this idea of a ship, right? Like when a country is homogenous or at least when we when we all have the same goal, you know, oftentimes religion will bring us all together. But if we are on the ship, we know who the captain is and we're all going in the same direction, which is, you know, to be to have a nice life, to have a family or whatever. There's all it's so much stronger when we're all moving. But the goal is to make every single person an island. So instead of us all feeling like we're in this ship together and fostering community, fostering relationships, focusing on what we have in common as opposed to what we have, what our differences are. This is also why Disney doesn't have human friendships. OK, there are. So the human protagonists in Disney don't have a human friend. It's it's it's an animal. It's a candlestick. It's a lion. It's a monkey. it's never a human and for all of these disney movies there has not been an example of a human to human friendship and i think that's a seed that they planted because they don't want us to be friends they want us to be as separated like they want us to be balkanized they want to balkanize us so that we don't have any common ground and they wanted to normalize the idea of

not having human friendships which also turned into not having human children right and said you get a pet you'll have a dog and that will that or a cat and that will fulfill you but you're right this progressivism is completely designed to separate us and usher in this new age where every individual person has their inner truth the the early disney was external truth and now it's completely inner truth and that's why this whole follow your heart um instead of your your your brain is causing children to think oh if I feel it it's real if all I have to do is feel it if I feel it enough in my heart it's true and it's so dangerous because objective truth is so important and progressive don't have it they don't they they're losing their capacity to discern truth and because they're they've redefined truth as being whatever it is that their feelings tell them and that's chaos right when you talk about order and chaos you know what the the order is when the the masculine leads if you think about the the feminine is the river okay sometimes it's calm sometimes it's like raging but the masculine are the banks okay the man is supposed to be the banks of the river and hold steady and just be present in the moment so that the woman can be who she is you take those banks away and you have full chaos so so the idea of a patriarchal society is one of order and the idea of the matriarchal where the woman is in charge it's chaos and this is they're taking us to chaos this idea and and also i would note the new world order because they invert everything i think new world order actually means old world chaos because the old word chaos is when they were sacrificing children and spilling all of this blood and worshiping all of these gods and i think that's the ultimate goal i think the ultimate goal is old world chaos not a new order bring bring back babylon that's what they want yeah right that's the

that's the greater israel project and here's a here's a crazy thing when you look at the fallen angels okay so like the book of the book of the watchers and enoch they talk about the fallen angels then you look in egypt okay so the pharaohs were believed to be divine they they were believed to have the hybrids so it believed that these that the pharaoh kings were were human divine hybrids and when you look at the hieroglyphics they're giants they're way bigger when they're when they're imparting wisdom onto the, onto the regular people, but they're smaller. So there we have, so we have the fallen angels were these angels that came down and taught man, sorcery and magic and all that. And now these Egyptian gods were doing it. Well, they've now found in South America. Have you seen the alien carvings that they're taking out of Tula Hedagu?

Yeah.

So with the alien carvings, it's Egyptian gods that look like alien with the alien eyes. I can't, I can't get, you have to have the alien carving sky, aliencarvings.com. ah so so so i don't know is that like the one story that they're or or is this like a common thing where we have these beings that come down and try to corrupt us

and teach us these things that we i don't believe in aliens you know it's like giving a monkey a machine gun right like yeah i believe in angels i believe right well i mean that but Yeah. Listen, your internet is going crazy right now. I feel like we pushed it with the Trudeaus and they're starting to lose their mind. We're dropping too much truth here. We started Disney. We ended with white body virus and then we ended with Disney again. Absolutely great.

I thought I was going to be taking us on the tangents, but you took us on the tangents. That's all I do.

I can't wait to get yelled at by the listeners. One more time. Tell them where they can find you.

okay so my tiktok is lease for truth l-i-s-e the number four truth my twitter handle is my name is convoy karen because i got so sick and tired of being called a karen on twitter when i was when i was supporting the convoy that i i claimed it i just took the name and as soon as i took the name they stopped they stopped calling me karen so i am now convoy karen on twitter and lease

or truth i do that when they call me gay i just run with it own it you're such a gay i go yeah king of the gays i run the shit turn around let me show you how gay i am and they're like and then you just move on it's just it literally is that it's like just call you name if you own it they fucking yeah well it goes from being a joke to and to homophobic at that point and then there

can't be homophobic you got him i dated i dated a demon once and i told him he actually i realized

you can't tell us that at the end yeah how do you end with that i'll talk about it but i i said to

him at the beginning of the relationship just don't call me the c-word you can call me anything but don't call me the c-word and so what did he do every time we fought he called me the c-word but it desensitized me so so it got to a point i just didn't care anymore and you know i think that if we go back to the n-word i think that probably needs to happen we need to get to a point where words just don't have an effect on it if we decide a word is going to have such a i am literally working on that that is my entire purpose i'm helping you with that there are some people out

there trying you know but it's it's coming and i don't think people are excited about that but it's a better place to be whatever happens you're going to be on the list of who got it no i will never get credit some young shiny person will come in get all the credit it'll be on the front of time magazine the n-word is dead yeah and then it will show him and now people like you were doing that forever i go well michael j killed the n-word yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah all right great show thank you so much looking forward so much fun looking forward to have you back on okay let's

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Be 21. All right. What did you guys think of Lisa besides the internet?

Yeah, she must have pissed off some Indians because that tech support is not serving

her. I know the Grimerica guys are going to hear what she said about the indigenous and I'm going to get a stern call.

Yeah, that's interesting, huh? That's a stern call. I'm going to get it. I feel it. It's funny. I was reading online about it when she said that and it does appear, it's only been confirmed by ground penetrating radar up to this point, which has difficulty distinguishing between skeletons and rocks and just earth being moved so they haven't actually confirmed the mass graves I mean kids are going to die at a large school like they had thousands of kids exposed to new diseases so there are going to be some deaths from that so obviously there are going to be some graves but a mass grave is an entirely different thing apparently that's where the debate is

whether they've confirmed those 17 million though? 17 million to go dig it up I think you should at least make a hole at least act like you did something

I mean, it wouldn't all be at one school, right?

It's like, listen, we know that what happened to the natives in America was really bad, right? We know that.

Yeah.

But, like, the First Nation people of Canada, I would be doing the exact same thing. Give us your house. They're like, what? Dude, this is our territory. Give us your—I would be shooting for the sun. Like that guy in Berkeley when he was like, they were debating reparations. He's like, the real number is 500 million. I would shoot for the fucking stars. Why wouldn't you?

Yeah, you should go back to Turkey and try to get some reparations from Turkey. Good luck on that. They're going to put up with that. They'll give you a free hair job maybe if you want.

Yeah, they'll give me a free hole in my head. That's what they'll give me.

See, what they should do is, I mean, what does America do? They give them the worst parts of the county. Like Indian reservations are like the worst.

like temecula is fucking hot that shit sucks yeah but then they give them uh casinos and then what's interesting is that you see the corruption which is within the tribes that the people run casino keep all the money they just keep all the money so it's like yeah i mean obviously you go far enough in any group you'll see some darkness i'm not saying it and like white body virus it's like it was all the fucking british like the british made all white people look bad and nobody here johnny do you have any british in you yeah yeah so johnny fucked everything up the rest of us are just hanging out trying to be cool people and your people are going around i mean it's like

irish scottish and english and swedish spaniards spaniards fuck two percent cameroon french did too

oh you got some cameroon in you yeah dog who did that who did the dna test i'm wondering about that

My sister did.

Oh, really? I want my brother to do it so badly so I can find out. I'm going to find out I'm not fucking Sicilian, and I'll be so freaking pissed. Dude, imagine you're not Asian. Yeah, I am. If I'm not Armenian. Yeah, if I'm Armenian. That'd be so hard to see that my family literally came here from Armenia. And they were like, dude, we just passed through, and it was like, we just signed up Armenia because nobody was coming in on that country. That's so funny.

It was the first on the alphabet.

I just checked the first box, and they were like, we were looking for Armos, come on in. Yeah, but Disney is crazy, like how many times they killed the parents.

And we say Disney as shorthand, but it wasn't just Disney. It was like Land Before Time was a movie that, I mean, that traumatized the shit out of me. And that's where, at the very beginning, the mother dies, the mother dinosaur dies. I mean, I can't watch it and think about it now without getting a little teary-eyed. I mean, very sad.

Johnny, if you can cry, that would be great for ratings. you always say that was that the first movie you cried to Johnny I mean if you remember no no I don't remember well cause I cause my parents told me the first movie I cried to they took me to go watch Lion King and I was like two or three and they literally said oh you cried when the oh a faggot yeah a little bit a little bit of a faggot fucking three or four so the dad gets trampled the dad gets trampled by the antelope and my mom says I start crying she said that she felt bad for taking me to watch he's like just cried and then you didn't want to be there no more

I wouldn't take my kids to see that like the first movie yeah the lion king that was the first movie they took you to was at a theater at a movie theater like mine was dog man which is a weird name if you think about it dog man yeah dog man it's about this this man who gets turned into a half dog and he fights crime

It's a very famous kids.

I think my first movie was probably like Turner and Hooch.

I know what my first movie was. It's not this one. Yeah, that's Dog Man. That's the one you watch? No, that's why I took my kids. That's my daughter's first movie.

I took my nephew to that. Was it nothing traumatic?

You could watch and be like, there's that, there's that, there's that. Ricky Gervais did a great job in that. Like I was telling you about the Kung Fu Panda TV show. Yeah. About how there's a scene in there in which the demon's like, just sacrifice your children and I'll give you all your dreams.

It's crazy. I think probably my first movie was Turner and Hooch. Yeah. What? My dad would take me to see like fully adult movies. Like I saw Blue Chips. Remember that movie with Nick Nolte where he's like a basketball coach and they're like bribing players? I saw A River Runs Through It.

Is that Shaq was in that?

Yeah, Shaq, Penny Hardaway. Yeah, it was great, man.

This is the movie you watched? Turner and Hooch? That's not that bad.

Yeah, well, that dog gets really fucked up in the movie or something, I think, and then ends up saving it.

My first movie, guess what it was? Peter Pan.

Oh, that's a pretty good one. The one with the woman playing the little... No. It was the animation. No, but there's a really old one where it's live action where it's like a woman

playing Peter Pan? Nope, nope, nope.

What was that movie? That one right there,

down there, that's the one I saw. Nope, over. That one, that's what I went and saw. That was the first

movie i ever saw in the movie theater oh it was a tv movie in 1960 is the one that i'm thinking of where peter pan is portrayed by a woman i think that's it right there right

is that the woman that that butch lesbian because i think uh you've heard the theory of uh peter pan how he's supposedly taking the kids because he doesn't want he's the bad guy he's the bad guy yeah that's what i mean but they get you to root for him hook is trying to stop him Batman 1989

I might have seen that one too actually as a very young child

so that explains why you're so fucked up

that's why I love cinema because I started out with real movies

I'm not going to lie you watched Grown you saw the one with Jack Nicholson when he goes this city needs an enema were you like I don't know what that means

I would have had no idea I was barely old enough to hold my own popcorn in that movie so it's uh back when like like those movies are great dude oh i love them i just showed my nephew the nolan batman movies they're still great man every one of them oh yeah they're so they'll be the they're the best superhero movies ever made yeah they were the perfect combination of like

hollywood magic and story writing yeah perfect you know nolan i miss what happens when you let

somebody real like real talent loose on even a i think i hope the odyssey is gonna be good

Johnny, do you think there's any chance the Odyssey is good when that trans is playing the guy? That's not confirmed, by the way. That was a guess.

And then the black chick is playing. That's not confirmed, the Oracle, right? Yeah, but that's not confirmed. That was speculation is what I saw. We'll see if it's true. I hope it's not true.

I mean, click that. The Odyssey Facebook right there over. Up, up, up. There. Click that. Elliot Page is going to play Troy or some shit? Was it top and bottom?

I could totally see that happening, by the way.

Yeah, and guess who's not going to go watch that movie? Everybody?

If it gets good reviews, I will be there.

Johnny loves trans. His name is not Elliot Page.

No, I love great films. Elliot Page is the name now. It used to be Ellen Page. Why fans think Elliot Page is playing Achilles? Oh, Achilles. New rumors about... Oh, Achilles, that's like a guy. So Elliot Page, man, she's pretending to be a guy. Why not? It's just acting. It's just more acting, right?

You're acting and you're acting.

Yeah, it's like she's used to acting. New rumors about the Odyssey, Christopher Nolan's blah, blah, blah, suggest that Elliot Page could be playing Achilles, the champion of the Trojan War. Rumors have also claimed that Lupita Nyong'o is playing Helen of Troy, which has already sparked backlash online, including criticism from tech billionaire Elon Musk.

Yeah, and even this is the whole point when people cry about blackface. You're like, they're shoehorning black people into traditional white roles. Like, what are we talking about here? Anyways, if you want traditional white rolls, go see Sam, go to Sam.

Greeks were kind of swarthy, though, to be fair. I mean, pretty dark-looking people, especially back then. You're filthy, Johnny.

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too much truth yeah it's funny she went to she said she went to her friend's house for a better

internet maybe she should have stayed at home it seems like i wonder i wonder how that would have gone but it's so crazy that that she's dropping bombs and it just got worse and worse

Do you think you're ever going to have a two-hour conversation with a teacher at your school?

Okay, so I'm going to be honest with you. So they had an after-school special, after-school event where the kids could go and learn pottery. So Dana decided she just wanted to go there to make sure Billy was okay with it. So she went there, and these two people came in. And the one woman's like, hi, I'm blah, blah, blah. my pronouns are blah blah blah blah blah blah and these are six-year-olds and data told me i'm like out out we're not doing it out out and she goes she's so nice i don't care there's no reason for you to bring sexual shit up in front of six years old okay you shouldn't do it they're six imagine trying to explain that to a six-year-old and johnny i say it all the time my kids are learning A, B, C's, one, two, threes. Trans, genders, that's all advanced algebra. What are we fucking doing here?

It's not for now.

You're still explaining he, she to them. You want to add they, them, and then they don't mean them. You know how it is.

My nephew's eight, and he was talking about the other day he said, my dad said I came out of his balls. It's kind of true. understanding though i mean it's like he's kind of

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That girl, the lady that she was talking about her pronouns, she's got kids.

You think she has kids, the pronoun lady?

Well, no, but she's taking care of some kids, and then those kids might tell your kids is what I'm trying to say, even though, like, it's not.

It's like the kid who tells everybody Santa ain't real.

Yeah, some kid's going to tell your kid about pronouns.

it's like a friend of mine a good friend of mine he had like one of his like 20 something year old relatives decided to transition and she told every he he put everybody this thing put everybody in a text thread to announce it and he even put like the 13 year old girl in it and then in the text he was like she he she whatever was like what are your pronouns i want to send you art and my buddy lost it and it's like no man don't do that they're kids let them live their lives i don't you want to do it he's like you didn't support me it's like get the fuck out of here dude get the fuck out of here you're you're talking that shit to kids that's like disgusting let you chose your path go have a good time i'm wishing nothing but happiness leave the kids alone yeah they don't

need what are you going to be offended if a kid

misery loves company dude it's all about subversion dude I got subverted you're going to get subverted you know it's like the women in Epstein

I would just rather get rid of pronouns let's just get rid of all the fucking pronouns

we don't need them it's not real nobody uses pronouns anymore when you meet somebody is like someone who uses pronouns now is like someone who refers to black people as colors you're like we don't do that anymore

hi I'm Johnny I have a dick how about that

Well, that's what I've been saying we've got to do with bathrooms now. Dicks and pussies. Dicks go in here, pussies go in here. It's not about gender. You solved the problem. You solved the problem. If you've got a dick, you're going in fucking here.

Yep. You know to find a way. What if I'm transitioning? What if it's in an in-between?

Dude, show us your cut-off dick. You got to prove you cut your dick off. You got to keep it in like some fucking weird kind of wax or something.

Yeah, just put it on a necklace. Yeah, you got to get embalmed and send it to you.

Like a rabbit's foot.

Pull it out. Here it is. On your keychain.

You know it's going to be a small one. Ain't no one cutting no big shit off. Yeah, no one's cutting a fat slong off. Yeah, dude. It's all these little ass things.

Everyone's like just cutting off their fucking inchers.

I want to know if it's the biggest one that's ever been cut. The doctor goes, I can't do that.

I'm going to be here all day. Are you sure? I'm going to need you to sign some extra paperwork. He just gets out. Two doctors get out and they just start sawing. Just crying the whole time. Just weeping. And the guy's wiping away tears as they're saying,

you're such a beautiful dick. I can't believe you're destroying this. What a waste. For a hole, you got to put a plug in for the rest of your life.

Can't we just wait until somebody comes in and has their dick cut off first?

Just gives it back to you. He's like, stick that in there.

Like a John Bobbitt type comes in, you know, we can stick it on him. Let's just wait. That's a crazy story.

What if we found out that, like, one guy that just transitioned, somehow your body's chemicals match up and your body won't reject it? And they're like, we just figured this out. he just cut off like a fucking 10 incher i could sew it on if you could do that let's say could you

do a penis trans no yeah because i was watching this documentary of this girl girls who chop off uh men's dicks and yeah i can get re well the idea they did it with john bobbitt yeah but but

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Here's a clip from the latest Broken Sim. Tony did a joke that offended the other half of the easily offended about George Floyd. This was Tony Hinchcliffe on the Kevin Hart roast.

You know, Kevin, they told me not to mention your kids on this roast, but I must say, you did good. They've gotten so big, they now buckle Kevin up in the car seat. It's true, he lost his gig hosting the Academy Awards because of some homophobic tweets, but you'd be homophobic too if you were eye-level with everyone's cock. He got into a fist fight on a private plane. Proof that no matter how much money black people have, they're still just going to act like ninjas. Always fighting. Like Bill Cosby, Hart is a black comedian from Philadelphia. Unlike Bill Cosby, women don't know when Kevin is inside of them. You've done good though, Kevin. The black community is so proud of you right now. George Floyd is looking at us all laughing so hard that he can't breathe.

god bless this room and god bless the united states of america so funny dude

yeah yeah i think so too i think so too yeah yeah and now uh blm has had their say

they just showed up yeah they they took a break from their case where they're getting uh fucking arrested for um they've arrested for uh embezzlement to cry about a joke yeah that's it

they uh they weren't getting enough headlines you know so yeah we gotta get the funds aren't coming in anymore let me see i just had the clip but it went away uh yeah it was some uh oh yeah here she is it's this lady uh who's some somebody from blm uh having her say here

we can't take again it is not a laughing matter we are here today to call your attention to the fact that an egregious disgusting joke was made

what a fucking world we live

in dude about to memorialize George Floyd for year six after his brutal murder at the hands of the Minneapolis Police Department yeah i mean a lot of problems with this yes trauma we have young people in our community who were children at the time they're now teenagers still dealing with the impacts of the police killing of george floyd oh god and instead of allowing our community to grieve in peace to celebrate george floyd we have netflix comedians making lights of the brutal killings of george floyd it is unacceptable and it is unconscionable tony hinchcliffe made a grotesque joke saying saying that oh my god she laughed oh my god she laughed she even thought it was funny tony hinchcliffe made a grotesque joke saying saying that dude even she laughed Oh, God, dude, these PSYOPs suck. These PSYOPs suck. When I saw the clip online, it made me sick to my stomach. We are here to declare today.

Sick from laughing, probably. I mean, dude, even you laughed at it. It was a great bit.

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I don't get it, dude.

I just don't get it. Like, do you really think we're buying that? Like, how dumb do you think we are? That is so fucking funny. I mean, dude, that is a great new shirt. These psyops suck. That's a great new shirt. We should make that, dude. We should make that, dude. These psyops suck. I mean, they're just lazy, dude. She's laughing. I mean, anyway, I'm so angry. it's just crazy dude it's just great i mean dude it's just absolutely insanity and i'll ask this and i'm asking this on every podcast i'm doing johnny anybody in the chat which i'm i'm afraid to ask this to but anybody please explain to me what equality looks like like let's just say we achieve it what does that look like what is equality because that rose seemed to be equal everyone made fun everyone up there's a multi-millionaire and everybody up there made fun of everybody like what is equality anybody what does it look like a lot of those blm people are millionaires now too after yeah they got four houses in white neighborhoods they're killing it yeah it's totally like what are we talking about here what are we talking about here it's like unbelievable what are we talking about yeah what are we talking about right now

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