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It sucks that I'm at the point when I don't believe any official story and it's probably detrimental to me Because they're probably a stuff that is true, but I'm sorry. You lied to me so much anything something happens I won't believe it now. Now you're telling me there's aliens. Yeah, fuck you. That was cool at 10 years ago If you tell me there's aliens now like I got a lot shit going on man. I don't I don't care

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thanks for having us man yeah man thanks for having us finally years and years later we're

here yeah we may happen i went to the comment section of my appearance on your show uh guys are like fuck it man yeah no they're like this guy i'm like guys we're just fucking around when

i'm actually angry everyone gets i forget stuff all the time there's times that i've had guests and i have completely forgotten to the day of and they're like hey man we're still good i'm like yeah yeah of course i'm like fucking scrambling yeah it's hilarious it's like this should have

happened a long time ago go fuck them i'm like okay dude it's life we're here uh a little thing happened called covid and you know wars covid and wars and everybody's busy but before we get into all that. Can you tell us a little bit about yourself and where our listeners can find you? Well, Mersh,

you could do this one. Mersh has a better speaking

voice. Yeah, we're Revenge of the Sis. You can find us on YouTube somehow. I don't know. Miraculously, we're back there. And Rumble, Rumble, that used to be a big thing, I think at one point. A lot of people were talking

about that for a minute. Dan Bongino's home base. Yeah, I feel like

you guys were crushing it on there for a while. go over there i go holy cow these guys are getting big numbers we were and we we the problem is we

you there was a point into a couple things happen there's a point in time when everybody was getting kicked off of youtube and look everybody was all these channels were streaming over there so you had a lot more people and especially during elections dude it's all political and stuff like that but then what happened with rumble on at least in my opinion is like it became a right wing platform and it shouldn't be it should just be a video platform that has cat videos and also

politics they're starting to do that you i think they they're doing something very smart that rock finn didn't they are bringing on the cat videos they are bringing on the prank videos they're bringing on the bikini chicks which is smart because you just become like this echo chamber

so i've been seeing a lot of that but rumble is the one that has to upload that because i mean as as a cat person why would you go from youtube just to rumble just why my theory that rumble

i've told this johnny before that because of palantir i think rumble's positioned pretty well i mean because i mean unless the cia runs rum palantir which is definitely on the table but if palantir takes over then rumble's gonna have have the juggernaut behind it hey sam when

when not when yeah come on come on dude what's some wins we have that haven't happened like everything sucks now you know everything sucks now yeah they replaced tulsi gabber with a multi-level marketing guy so like i mean you know at this point what are we doing you know what are we

that is crazy that is wild actually the craziest heel turn you've ever seen yeah yeah yeah i mean

when you look when you look at a guy's like absolutely like look at the list of things he said he was gonna do and then he just was like yeah i'm not not only am i not doing them i'm gonna do the total opposite of all the things i said i was gonna do yeah it's pretty much the

worst no no and then call you a loser if you don't like it and you're like oh man this is this is like a i've had girlfriends like this so like what do you do here it is crazy how like the trump

derangement syndrome is kind of for people who are behind

trump still like that's the ones with the real derangement syndrome it's like it's really out

of control dude yeah i see it i'm most surprised by how few comments we see about that you see one like uh you know every couple episodes somebody's got oh this is the latest podcast infected by trump derangement syndrome but anybody who actually believes the things that he said he was gonna do

has to be disappointed right now uh yeah right yeah it's a cult it's a literal cult whoever's

them now is like a cult and they can't escape it and the problem is they can't escape it and like so what happened to people like bongino's a great example what happened to him like you know he was big truth teller on rumble and all this stuff blah blah blah whatever but then once he comes back after finding out that he covered it for the epstein stuff and he lied about all that stuff now you have the promise people like that have no choice now but to be mark levin's a genius and you're like wait what are we really is it what we're doing now so i have

Dan Bongino's doing, like, air karate now. I'm just talking about the Black Pillars. Yeah, it's great.

It is crazy. It is crazy to go there, say you're going to talk a big game, go there, do absolutely nothing, and then try to go back. Why don't you do it?

Why don't you do it?

Dude, well, I'm not dumb enough to take that job. I'm thinking I could do anything.

Tough guy, you step up and do it. He just says that over and over again anytime somebody calls him out.

they must have showed him videos of him doing unholy shit and it could be like their ai which is like decades before us that looks exactly real and he's just like it's like black mirror where he's just humping a dead pig or some shit like that and we're like we're gonna put this out dude

you're right you don't even really need blackmail anymore as long as the video is good enough for everybody to believe and you're like we're gonna post it out and say you did it yeah 100 dude and

and the problem is like with it's especially politics like by the time the truth does come out if it ever comes out it's too late elections are over fucking policies are passed and and that and that's the issue and you don't trust anything and it's like i will say this now there's i there's a lot more people saying why don't you do it but a lot less people calling us conspiracy theories and i think conspiracy theorists and i think that's hilarious i think it's hilarious that

that's still a slur to people right oh what are you a conspiracy theorist oh you're not like you're the retard yeah i had a buddy the other day who i love with all my heart but he i forget what the term is but he's like you you know you gotta watch you don't connect dots it's not there i'm like this show's 10 years old dude it's been around for a long time it's top 100 in comedy on apple if if it was like if i was more wrong than i was right i wouldn't have a show anymore people would be leaving me like ben shapiro and you know once you fake the funk on a nasty dunk people are like out on you they're fucking done so it's like i'm not connecting dots it's just you don't you haven't heard this like it's crazy how if you don't know it it means it's

not real yeah right yeah you know it's with it well ben shapiro's like ben shapiro's still in this denial stage he's like no actually folks uh the reason we're not making any money is because everyone's anti-semitic and i'm like all right ben like i get it but we're gonna rally your

people to wake the fuck up and stop being retards my people yeah aren't you Jewish aren't you gonna lead a fucking charge

no I'm Irish I just look very Jewish oh I thought you were Jewish no trust me you think I'd be doing this you gotta be slumming it with this guy

he'd be on the front page of Rumble yeah you gotta get on that front page

or else it's hard to get yeah it's rough dude it's rough if you're not up there oh yeah dude it's crazy yeah it's just nuts with this integration of the israeli military and the u.s military that's the craziest shit i've ever heard in my life like even crazier than assassinating jfk like but be like hey man you

wanna hey you know i i know everybody fucking hates us right now and i know like like look listen israel's if you take the poll right now is no not a lot of people like them now's the perfect time for us to team up yeah that's like making that's like making a movie with kevin spacey right after the kid diddling stuff comes out you're like i'm gonna wait a little bit man i'm not i know you're like a famous whatever but i'm gonna wait a bit for this to die down yeah

let's see the brand's kind of cold right now the brand's gonna go and it's just crazy this like i feel like we're entering and you guys have been really like press i feel like i've been watching your guys's journey for a while and you guys kind of have like i feel like you guys started out one way then kind of went to the dabble verse for a little while and you're like uh and then you guys and i i watched it happen i thought it was so amazing like pull yourself out of the dabble verse which is like so hard to do and if you don't know what the dabble verse is you're you're a better human beings.

you don't know you're living you're living life yeah it's like people it's not only the dabble verse dude i'm gonna set the record straight here we fucking created the dabble verse by mistake we were the first people because you know stuttering john is it's great dude he just left you dude does he do that last show oh yeah that's this is normal you're looking at a normal show this is actually pretty much pretty much probably probably cat related if i had to guess

i figured something i knew it was it's gonna be cat related yeah no but the diverse thing's so

funny because like we the diversity started is we just make it we just rip on stupid people and stuttering john had something done and we're making fun of him and he got pissed and he sent like pretending to be a lawyer he sent me a dm being like we're gonna sue you and i'm like what yeah for what and then i you know we made fun of him for a while but then after a while it kind of became this weird economy and i'm like economy don't want to be here like Like, this is, this is cringe. Like, honestly, look, here's what I call it. And no offense if you're into the dabble verse, but this is my opinion. The dabble verse is basically just like a whack bag retirement home. If you don't know what that is, it's ONA fans go and retire to the dabble verse and go away. Oh, God. And then, and then, and then today I have to hear 20 years later, how an Opie jumped on a homely skies kick. I go, I know. But have you seen Opie now? He's not doing well.

He's not doing well. Anthony's crushing it. Is that what Chad? Chad's all up in there, right? Chad's tried so hard to get out.

I was going to say, shout out to your boy, Chad. I know, dude.

Chad went to Mursh's house.

I'm like, what are you doing, dude? Yeah, that was funny.

I have no knowledge of anything. Well, he saw what I did with Red Bar, so he was like, I'm going to do that. And I'm like, what are you doing? Don't do it, dude. That probably wasn't even smarter for me to do, but I had to do it. But what's interesting is the dabble verse is like, it's just got enough autistics to keep it going. and i mean autistics just drop money dude they're like why only fans is doing well it's like all these guys are just making these super chat money and god bless them i'm super happy for them but it's like it's a hard thing to get out of they you make just enough money that you could pay your bills and some people are crushing it like kevin brennan's crushing it but like a lot of these guys are just making enough money that they can't leave yeah it's kind of it's kind of like

when a when a pimp like uh you know keeps you hooked on drugs and you always kind of owe the pimp money you know what i mean so you can just never really leave yeah yeah dude it's very weird

and chad always trying to bring me on there and he'll call me like just wanting to talk and he's like hey i'm live on my show i'm like bro you gotta tell me that that's the worst that's the

worst because you're always caught off guard and you don't you want to like fucking ruin a gig or

something because you don't know your life also this is now going to get clipped so have fun with that because now now this is going to get clipped by dabble verse clippers i love right because

they're going to flip out wait a second then somebody in the dabble verse is going to comment on the clipped clip and then they'll clip that yeah and then i don't know a multiverse of clippings for me it's funny because i i don't get as mercer's definitely more involved than i was towards later and uh and and i i would say i was i was always telling him it's like it just feels like a lot of people with gray pubic hair acting like teenagers and i don't know how to handle that

situation i don't know yeah you guys were like you were in there and then you pulled yourself out which i thought was very impressive that happens to us a lot though because like we we get we just

get bored with stuff and move on dude that's our problem we get bored like you know like we were covering brendan shop for a while and making fun of that and after a while we're like this is stupid everyone's doing this what are we doing like who cares yeah we made fun of stuttering john for a

little bit and then it was like okay you know we weren't going to his house and like stealing furniture out of the garbage pile and stuff and bringing up on stage oh yeah just because he lives

like on the set of the back rooms that's not anybody's problem okay have you seen that movie yet i saw it yesterday dude i gotta fucking tell you one of the better movies i've seen in a long time and i mean that and i had only gone to theaters in general and i went for it worth it

well it's so expensive i mean florida's pretty cheap back on back oh yes yeah i saw it did you

like it uh i did yes but it's not what i expected yeah okay because like i'm gonna say it's not what you expect yes really well what would you expect well i expected more of just straight sci-fi horror and it was a little more psychological horror and kind of it wasn't, the mechanism behind it wasn't, it was just a little It has nothing to do with the YouTube videos? It does, it does

It's literally in the same I guess universe people show up from the YouTube video for sure and I do agree with you I'm more of a fan of the, I like psychological horror more than I guess gore and kind of that kind of stuff Thank you.

So there was, you're right, there wasn't as many jump scares, I guess, as you would expect. But it was both.

Even what they had were two. I hate jump scares. If you can't scare me without Johnny gets scared. Well, no, I just don't. It feels cheap to me. I've always thought, you know,

jump scare me would be cheap. You know why I like it? Here's my memory, because that movie cost $14 million to make, and it made $81 million. That Obsession movie cost $750,000. I mean, like, I don't know, even more. It's one of the top grossing films. And that new stupid fucking Star Wars film cost $126 million dollars and they've made 25. Yeah, fuck them.

The Obsession is fantastic, by the way. Is it good? Is it that good? It's so good.

I've had so many people tell me I've got to watch Obsession. I've just seen it yet, though. It's terrifying in so many ways, too. My wife's going to hate it. That's awesome. It's about clingy women, basically. And she's really going to hate it.

I don't know if someone's being funny, but they're like, dude, it's just like dating a Mexican. Is it that crazy? Yes, yes. That's exactly what it's about.

yeah the mexican wall is real i say i'm cuban by the way so the hispanic wall in general is real because women will go from being hot and then just like at a 30 something if they don't take care of themselves they hit what i call like the potato wall and man they all look like a bunch of fried yucas like it's really bad but it's just it's genetics it's not antonio girls san antonio

girls that's a great way that's a good because they're not supposed to be out the scene that's the problem and they know it though you know they're meant to be having kids and taking care kids i mean women the women on the show have heard from me a thousand times they're great but you know it's like you're not supposed to be at the nightclub at 40 you're not you're really not even guys aren't no yeah nobody's supposed to be dude it's like super creepy look at the amish do

the amish women dude they just turn into shoe boxes once they have a squirt out a couple babies they're all just shaped like rectangles uh just hefty women you know it's a real thing

they're gonna build a barn and like fucking squat 340 so they just don't care how they look

or something yeah yeah dude it's crazy and then you take a look because around 35 both sexes hit the wall men lose their athleticism women lose their fertility and then at 40 the most depressed and mentally ill demographic is women in their 40s progressive women in their 40s because they bought into the lie and then they realize that it's not happening and so crazy because i have so many friends of mine who have kids late and like the look in their eyes is like oh they lied to us about all this they lied to us about like it was like this is great and it's like having it's like really fucking nuts dude and just the way because i've been on stage and i've been asking young guys are you trying to get laid they're all like no i have yeah i have no clue how the psychological damage you have to do to a male for them not to want to chase the pussy women of mana i mean

fucking just scroll through instagram for five seconds and it's just a bunch of women talking about how they're a victim and men are horrible and they hope guys off themselves in the mail up and it's like why would you and then you see the guys going like no i'll just no i'll just play

video games i'm not yeah or there's like plenty of videos of like dudes going up to women and them secretly recording them and then being like uh ick you know and then like you're like all well what are you just going to humiliate these guys if they go up to you for a tiktok video like yeah they'd rather not and then women because they're up then they'll make a video

being like you know guys don't approach me anymore because i don't want to use the brave

like what do you want from me they've been talking about because everyone has a camera now we're in a panopticon just like they're always watching and so if you do something stupid someone uploads it it's everywhere now you're the stupid guy yeah yeah you can't you're

right and no matter no matter what you do you're gonna be you have to worry that you're gonna be recorded and you can't even fuck up you're right you can't even walk through a chicken like shoot your shot and fuck up and say something dumb because before you know it there's like five billion views on twitter and you're oh look at this retard guy he came up to me and thought he

could actually hit on me and i'm like all right man also the number one place to meet people was at work and they just completely wiped that off that you can't you can never do that that whole culture of work they like the office the premise for the offices of workplace romance would never

happened today so i saw this company this guy's like i'm just gonna get rid of human resources and he got rid of human resources and all the problems in the office went away of course they

just immediately went away he goes this department's only here to cause problems and he goes they said what happens if there's a high level thing goes then if there's something i'll deal with it but that's fine we're not doing this because it's it's look somebody said this and i can't take credit for it but how can can does any anybody in your audience and you can leave it the comments i would love to know this has anybody in your audience ever met a human uh a leader of a human resource department that was a white straight man those three things white straight Man, they're never those things. They'll be white and gay and a man.

they'll be straight and black and a woman but that it does not exist there so if you're a white straight dude and you're fucking working in an office good luck good luck dude it's basically

the view they basically have a human resources and we have human resource people listen but it's just the truth you know that no I don't okay that's what I thought you had to my mind I'm just women been taking a beating lately on a couple

of my shows well you know what they go take a beating on ours too so this show is not going to be fun for women but it's okay because you know what and i'm not trying to be mean ladies you're not fun for us most of the time because every time we're having fun you're

like hey what are you doing can i ruin it yeah well i guess you just see all these what what porn has done to guys is what social media has done to women like it's just warped their reality it's warped men's reality about sex it's warped women's reality about just perception of everything Like women used to have a thing where they would sit down and gossip with each other. That's gone. Now they just get on Tik TOK and give away all the secrets and nobody wants. And it's just, so this chick goes on a date with a Pittsburgh pirate, which is barely a pro athlete. Right. They got one picture and then everybody else is passing through.

You're better. You're better off dating a Savannah banana. Yeah. 100 for real actually yeah 100 pay wise so so you know she goes on a date and she's cute i mean

i'm 53 every girl in 20s is cute to me it's like really hard not to be cute when you're this age i used to watch male comics who were in their 50s just blush over these mediocre 20 year old female comics like oh dude she's really funny no dude you're 15 she's 20 that's it that's it's you're just giddy that 20 year old woman's talking to you so you know so so she's a man she's cute she's cute right she goes on a date with a pro athlete and he's like you want to go back to my place and she was just like oh my god i can't believe you're doing this and she runs to the internet and tells everybody the story and she instantly gets pounded on good good she gets annihilated and she blocks all of her. She blocked everybody. Yeah, she puts it on private everywhere. It's like nobody wants to hear snitching. Nobody wants to hear it.

It's fucking gross. Yeah, and again, dude, a fucking professional athlete is getting, like, no, really think about it. You're talking about real problem for real normal guys. If a fucking, like you said, it's a Pittsburgh private, still, major league athlete is getting turned down. Good fucking luck, Joe Schmoe that works at Amazon. Good luck.

100 percent it's it's and then these dating apps you ever watch whore math or hoe math have you ever seen the hoe math channel and he breaks down everything because he's like a mathematician he breaks it all down and he said like so studies have come out that 100 of the women find oh yeah 80 of the men ugly not even like unattractive or not cute ugly which means 100 of the women are fighting over 20 of the men 100 we're talking fours and fives and there are more fighting for

nines and tens yeah all the you know the problem you know why and this is women get women let's give you a break for a second you know they're a big big part of this equation is guys will actually fuck anything yeah so that's even even the ugliest woman always has an option you could be a 500 pound woman and hey guess what black guy still exists you're gonna get laid you're gonna

get laid you're gonna get laid they're delusional if you go if you if you go on the comments it's just their own girlfriends calling each other hot bitch got gas at each other up queen queen and then you have and then you have a black guy telling you you're queen so this girl thinks she's a fucking queen because they're just delusional every episode of jerry springer by

the way is like some fat white woman whose husband works all day and she's just getting a fucking nba train ran on her every day she's like you didn't talk to me he's like i'm working all the

time yeah she had so many guys so i mean nba nba guys in her they called her the covid bubble

for sure so so so women so i watch whatever it's a great it's a fun show i don't know why that guy gets to determine who's hot or not it's the weirdest it's like howard stern used to take a laser but he's such an interesting guy right because you're like you're not brad pitt and

like i i like his show oh oh oh the what the the what yeah yeah yeah that's uh one of my friends

calls it uh 4-H fresh and fit yeah dude it's such a weird fucking thing he's like you're a six I'm like who are you to judge anybody dude anyways

So he was talking to these chicks, and he said something really true. He's like, any girl here can have six guys in a day. Like, women can have multiple men in a day. But men can have multiple families. I mean, like, women can have a ton of dudes laying pipe on them, and men can have families all over the place. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's kind of the game that gets played.

No, but you're 100% right. Because really think about the 50s. In the 50s, not only could you support a family with one job, You could support like three or four back in the day.

One job, four families.

Yeah, it was great. We need to go back.

We need to go back. But it's going to get like that because if you got 100% of women fighting over 20% of the men, then you're going to have multiple baby mamas. Because these guys are not going to bang everything to do.

They do have multiple baby mamas. Yeah. Like multiple.

Yeah. I just posted. Today I saw a video on Twitter today of this woman who's living in a hotel, and she has seven kids from seven different baby daddies talking about how hard it is

that's insanity dude that's good for her for bringing them all to i mean do you know how many abortions happened in 2025 70 million around the world think about those are just the ones that

are on paper yeah i mean if you really think about it those are the ones on record you know

it is crazy so let's get into some stuff i saw you wanted to talk about um thomas massey your thoughts on the whole thomas massey thing and thomas massey himself do you trust this guy is there anything about him that makes you nervous or do you uh are you thinking that this was a legit coup to take him out and replace him with a zionist do you think that's all real or is it another part of the theater game that's going on no i like i liked massey i don't

i don't like trust any of these guys 100 and i don't trust you know i don't think any of them are like our heroes or anything but he was like the closest we had to like an old school like shut it down kind of politician and yet they railroaded the guy they spent like like a lot of money to railroad this guy in a tiny little district yeah i mean i mean at this

at this point it's like again it's not one of those they'll they'll they'll get they'll call you see it on twitter they call you anti-semitic by if you go like you know you a pack bought this election and you'd be like that's anti-semitic and then a pack will tweet out we totally bought this election by the way guys it was absolutely we did so can i just say god bless him though

because he's out he's smashing marjorie taylor green now he's out on boats he's not even hiding it anymore like he's just going fishing and drinking all of that he's already doing massey

2028 but to me it's it's not even so much about whether you like master or not like him it doesn't really matter i liked him i i'm more my politics definitely align more with him you know more like old school ron paul libertarian mindset uh but but but but the the thing the the reason that this should worry everybody is like it doesn't matter because yeah sure maybe it was our guy now whatever it's fine but it'll be your guy that's it it's a big dude bernie sanders like and it's when it's your turn you can't complain because now we've we've said it now we've said it now that you can with three billionaires in jewish money buy an election for somebody who would have

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And the crazy thing is everyone's going off on Kentucky, but I don't even think it was Kentucky's fault. I think at the end, just like what happened in the mayor's race last night in L.A., Like, all of these votes come in late. Like, they just have to see how many votes they need to just crank up. And then it's like, late night votes. Votes come in all for this guy, that guy, this guy. And five years from now, we're going to be like, this doesn't make any sense. There's only a million voters in this district. And 1.4 million people voted. And it's all too late. It's already freaking done. So, again, it's just this mail-in shit. it is the ultimate way for them to rig the election and you like we went i went voted last night and i went to go i just purposely handed them my idea i'm like here take it and they're like we don't want it what's your name and i'm like oh dude it's done so so spencer pratt and we i you know i was texting him all this shit to say because they kept hitting him all the time with like fucking you don't have any experience i'm like tell me i don't have experience in burning down the city and i exploding homelessness and turning la into a crime den i'm like because he's that's their whole thing you have no experience i go yeah tell him you don't have experience in destroying the city he's like thanks dude uh so i mean and there's you know he's a zionist but i think every election now is either you're voting for a neocon zionist or a bolshevik uh progressive

that's oh you don't win look how do you win how do you win that's the look i'm not i i'm a big

the mayor of la is gonna be pro-jewish i mean this is where you're gonna have to deal i mean we live in florida it's the same thing they always go look oh your governor's like so pro-israel it's like well if he wants to be governor of florida it's like whether you like it or not it's florida

play nice so i mean i don't know listen i get it but we you can moan and whine sometimes but for la if you live in la i again there's certain things that aren't a tier list right spencer frat is like he can't fucking control fucking foreign wars or anything so even if he is a zionist who gives a right because but what he can do is maybe you know have waters and water in the reservoirs right and yeah fucking clean the city up and he even got bill martin bill martin's like you know i installed solar panels and even told them like solar panels are like the last thing on the fucking list bro like i get it but you know so i i i'm not saying does it suck is it a hard pill to swallow sure But I think for local elections and stuff like this, I don't really think it makes as big of a deal as, like, a federal election.

I think local elections may be the only thing that really matters on a federal level. Well, did you watch the James Lee? He had this video he made where he was saying that. I know. Every time I tweet pro Spencer Pratt, I know James Lee gets a little more disgusted with me.

But I'm like, I'm picking my poisons at this point. Yeah, yeah.

Who are we choosing? If not, Nitya Raman? I swear to God, dude, I voted. A democratic socialist?

I voted yesterday. I couldn't spell anyone's last name if I tried. I didn't know who any of these people were. So I just, you could put in, you could name somebody. You could write in, and I just put my name under everyone. Who do you want to be county creator? Sam Tripoli. Who do you want to be district attorney? Sam Tripoli. You know you don't have to put anything. I know, but I just want to get a vote.

Well, all the names are foreign, so they just look like new comedians are on the French page of a Netflix special.

Way too many vowels, dude. Oh, great.

They gave him an hour Netflix special.

That's awesome.

Yeah, dude.

It does show you how pissed off people are in the state, though, that Hilton was leading in the governor's race, a Republican with an English accent. The guy speaks with an English accent and was on Fox News, and he's now first place for the government.

You're going to have these bubbles of L.A. where they still have money and they can fantasize. Again, it's like if you watch that Finkelstein interview. I'll get into it. So if you watch that Finkelstein interview, Norm Finkelstein, who suddenly is upset that the right is agreeing with him. He's like, you got these right guys, these conservatives, that are just anti-israel which is going to lead to the death of jews you're like bro we've they're literally saying the same thing you made your fucking name off of dude it's why everyone likes you because you're calling it like you see it and now because someone has an r by their name or c for conservative now you're freaking the fuck out and it just gets in to what always happens is the with leftists it's like the theory of hate is 10 times worse than real world consequences they would they would never want to agree with a conservative on nothing on nothing it's like the issue isn't as important as going to war with the other side and he just he didn't destroy his brand because he's back at it again but it really everyone was like what the fuck is this guy talking about and that's la it's like dude you're pumping seven dollar gas and you could be like well it's uh the straighter her moves it's like it's not dude the gas we pumped uh that we're pumping in our car that oil was taken out of the earth two years ago this has nothing to do

with the gas you're pumping right now that's i know and the other thing you brought up which we talk about on our show too is like remember like i remember when i was younger like every people were allowed to have like nuanced views on things and somebody was was republican not but i do remember this and this is the part that i blows my mind that you really like immersion i talk about when you were younger right like you know my my my my parents were republican right but our neighbor was a democrat and he voted for bill clinton and yeah they busted each other's balls but they came over they barbecue they don't can watch football everything was fine but now it's like what who'd you vote for wow i guess you know what i guess you don't want women to have rights don't you yeah wait what no i guess israel doesn't have a right to exist huh and i'm like you know what

the more you keep saying that well it's very interesting because the girl the girl the woman who lost came in third in the mayor's vote her last ditch uh attempt was to bring abort abortion into the issue so she started talking about abortions and how these republicans want to take away your right which is what you see every four years right about a year outside of the election the democrats crank up the abortion issue and then that's how they gavinize all the although all the white progressive women who who just have fallen for the psyop of back back alley abortions which isn't real you rachel wilson's talked about it a lot and the and the road versus wade whole cases the woman at the center of it admits she lied about everything

and you're right the back alley abortions they make they do they always sell that like we're living in some sort of fucking post-apocalyptic shanty town yeah where there's just fucking roving vans with coat hangers that are ripping babies that's not really happening guys it's

never happened dude it's all big bullshit lie but they had to sell them on it because because they want that to be a wedge issue i mean when when obama was in they had the house the congress the senate the the white house again um and they could they could have codified it but they didn't because that's the issue that they they drive in when they don't really have anything to run on so they just run on fear so they just crank up the democratic bullshit and it's it's really sad that they fall for it and you know going back to what you're saying about you know you believe one thing it will be used against you later on that's exactly what happened with pro approach you know my body my choice which was you know hey i have the right to my body when it comes to abortion stuff like that and then those people automatically flip to if you don't get the covid shot you have to go live in a camp they are literally saying we should live in a camp and they lost all their ground there nobody nobody at all believes any of this so they they've been taking l's on the the pro choice shit and that's what it is and it goes back to this ice shit yes there's a lot of people in this country that need to go and these idiots don't realize that and again it's like the thought of the uh the police law enforcement having any power and i'll get into my problems with ice but you know uh they're more upset about that like in minneapolis than they are about somalians robbing them blind the more tax people don't care about tax fraud the the the the you know uh the quality of life or standard of living people want more taxes if you got rid of taxes you would have a better standard of life i mean it's simple math but they don't ever care about that it's just more taxes more taxes more taxes we're dealing with that here we're trying to get

rid of income tax in florida not income tax excuse me um property tax so if you own a home here doesn't mean you can have like five homes without paying but if you own a home here homestead desantis is now trying to pass hey you know what we make enough money here we have a surplus we really shouldn't be having to pay property tax you don't own anything if you pay property tax right so of course as you could think it's a very popular issue for people here everyone's like hell yeah and the only people fighting back are these municipalities that are like but what do you mean what do you mean we can't make extra money what are you talking about the schools are gonna fall

apart and i'm like no they're not 300 billion dollars has been stolen in tax fraud in california and these people want more taxes yeah they almost have the best accountants ever that they don't have to pay taxes they want everybody else to pay taxes it's absolutely ridiculous and then you have these progressives and there's like young people i understand it's like a horrible economy to come into if you're super young but they're like oh let's give boomers uh more more fucking uh money blah blah it's like you don't understand they've artificially inflated the price of your house

so they could tax you more oh and a lot and then and they're all in on it and then black rock owns so many homes too and again it's it's this also falls under issues that nobody actually wants to take care of like everybody wants to feign because you know now it's like oh yeah there's a lot of things we could do right now they could fix stuff if we wanted to but we don't because all the lobbyists and everything's entangled and nobody wants to do it you've brought something up as a great point where you were like you know we're only we only really fucking republicans only really fucking care about the border too around election time and you want to know why i know that's true because trump is the look say what you want about trump illegal immigration has gone down people coming in he has not deported enough people but whatever i agree with that but here's the one thing that people aren't bringing up he never built the wall and that kind of went away because that problem is going to come back like that the moment he's out of there if there's not a physical barrier or something with what he ran on it's not going to matter and again i think and i think it's by design i think it's by design that's why the neocons were always against the wall because if you need to be able to run on immigration because in the truth of the matter you think these these neocons want all these mexicans and all these people you're not even mexicans you know what i apologize to mexicans because in the 90s if i could yeah i would go

trust me i would want to go back can we get the mexicans back that was fine that was so much better now it's like haitians and like you know like you know syrian terrorists you know like

they're pit barbecuing gerbils and i'm like what's happening here mexicans get up at 4 30 in the morning and go and go work for their family and like i can't i can live with that dude we all had this agreement right where it was like immigration we kind of talked about it but we were like you know what

eh you know what they might be a little loud a little bit late at night drinking their Modellos in the yard but it's like I can deal with that

you know. Listen I don't mind when you put inside furniture outside it doesn't bother me any

so it's like I don't care it's fine for me. Mexicans love couches on their front lawns dude. But they're comfy

tell what you want but they're comfy every Mexican house looks like the projects in the wire where they have the just couch out there And they're just sitting on it.

Here's the thing about the Mexicans. And Mexicans are amazing, but they're now two or three generations in, and they're going through. And they're way more like white people than Hollywood wants to admit. Hollywood wants to act like they're all gangbanging black culture. But really, they're way more conservative. Way more conservative.

But the problem is they're all fat, and they all work for Border Patrol now.

Dude, Mexicans. That's true. Dude, there's a lot of Mexicans. Yes, there is a lot of Mexicans. That's why their face is covered, because they keep getting yelled at. You're like a bootlicker for Mexicans. That's why they, yeah. Every time they're in L.A.

Cool, I get Benny's, dog. Like, what do you want from me? Yeah.

But here's, again, if cops don't wear masks, why should ICE wear masks? mask and on top of that i'm sorry and this is again the game they play which is get you comfortable with shit against that being done against people you don't like and once they get that then they do it to you it's like but and then there's nothing you do because you're emotionally captured it's the same thing with aids right when they tell everybody aids is everywhere they're like it's just a gay man's disease and then as soon as everyone bought it only the gays can get it then they're like oh my god the straight chick got it too now you're emotionally captured

those are just finance bros in the 80s still trying to get laid though that's a gay disease

that was some sam kenson's best shit but but going back to ice it's like you should have to have a warrant to go into somebody's house i don't care if it's illegal or not because that's basic constitutional shit that's a checks and balances this no this notion of rating someone's house without a fucking warrant is a slippery fucking slope that they're getting you okay with because you want to get rid of illegals that's how they do it oh 100 but look here's where i think

mercy and i will mercy agree with me we're stuck in this weird world where like we're we're pretty anti-authority in general i would say we don't like to be told what to do and 100 we like i like this when we watch cop videos we try to be as fair as we can because there's a lot of shitty cops and you know there are there's towns that are entire captured by them it's 100 happens but that being said i don't want to live in a lawless fucking shit world either 100 dude so you but i will agree we should always cover like yeah show your face i agree you should show your face like yes show your face i know they're getting through fine but okay but that's part of the job and i think bill maher said to give him credit he says you can't be a proctologist and complain about

seeing assholes all day you know it's like that comes with the job yeah dude 100 and if you think you're gonna send down fucking social workers to talk to broken people hurt people good fucking luck dude not reporting crime doesn't make crime go away it just emboldens fucking criminals i was like dude we don't we're not gonna get arrested for this shit let's fucking go dude so that's what we see happening and then they when they change the law and people don't know that they go and like shoplift and they get arrested like we're not going to jail you don't arrest for it they're like they change the law they're like oh we're going to jail it's like they're not going to get they're not going to stop doing it because you don't enforce it that's it and don't live in a gated community tell me about how we don't need cops yeah well they don't need them and that's

it's true that it's always gated community always the same people telling you not to have a gun too

are always the ones that have security governors to like newsom walk around with like eight armed

guards telling you you don't need guns newsom's scary man and i'll tell you why we talk about it on the show but newsom's scary because he can win and really easily because of women and i'm saying that women are dumb he has as president he has that bill clinton weird kind of he knows and i'm telling chicks dig him chicks dig him and that's really nowadays that's really scary

no like beto like beto o'rourke and a lot of these other guys they're just dorks like running these guys that are dorks like trying to like skateboard in the whataburger parking lot and it's like ew dude stop but yeah gavin newsom has that like old like bad guy from an 80s movie that's gonna like tear down the fucking community center energy yeah women like that say what you

say what you want about patrick bateman but he crushed so i mean you know and and women will fall for that because it happens because he's one of those always like you know you know women's rights and abortion man there's worse than women that are pro-abortion are the dudes that usually to get laid and he's one of those you know like oh yeah no dude women need to have abortions because mostly because dudes that do that have paid for several of them so it's in their business

interest to say yes i agree dude i'm looking at gavin newsom's uh podcast his youtube page he just interviewed uh what's his name andrew yang six days ago i don't need my governor doing a podcast yeah i agree but it is not doing that great like the numbers aren't crazy i mean he's doing it and then he had like ben shapiro like four months ago but i thought he let it go he's

still trying to push this podcast yeah because they're like oh rogan can do it i could do it

and they just every so many people think that it's the funniest like fallacy that people have was like if rogan could do it i could do it three three views four views it's hard to get views dude there's so many people now even people that like now you know back in the day when podcasting first started if you had some sort of establishment and you know you could it's easier to build into but now even established people going to podcasting and they're like they're not doing well because it's a different world people think it's a one way and it's the other kind of happened with i don't remember during covid but there was an invasion of like hollywood stars on YouTube because they couldn't make their movies, right? Because of the COVID. So they figured, well, I still got to keep my face up.

there and then you have like jack plaque playing twitch games or something and i'm like oh you guys want in this real bad don't you you guys want in this real bad and they're gonna get it and you know i mean the one good thing i will say that's happened and we just talked about it with the backroom stuff and all that stuff is that was a youtuber that did that and it's fucking beating

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there's a big rumor that they are set to reboot or like make a parallel dimension for the Star Wars franchise because they fuck Star Wars up so badly that the only yeah don't you I mean how else could they fix it there's another way

look Star Wars is something where like I was always I was a nerd as I got comic books like that was me growing up i loved that shit i was a real fat kid um and and and and and i always you know fond memories of star wars star trek and all that kind of stuff and as soon as it was sold to disney i'm like this is gonna be a fucking problem and now i will say i apologize again another apology i apologize to george lucas i shit on your prequels really bad me too and honestly going back now i would give anything if that's at least by the guy who created it and it's somewhat in the star wars but now it's political dramas they're fighting space trump or whatever and i'm like i don't need to see a star destroyer that's maga colored or whatever the next thing you're gonna do is and now they're trying like oh we gotta bring gino carano back we gotta bring it listen guys they burn the franchise i don't think you could fix it and to be honest i think you're right i don't want them to for what to do what to go hey oops guys we're sorry we're gonna do it to get the same unless you're who are you gonna bring into right there's no new look back in the day see what you want but man back in the day bro we had these fucking amazing jewish writers that were in their bangers bangers after bangers and now you have a bunch of gay non-binary millennials in there who are just making everything about current topic and then star wars looks like

euphoria yeah but they gotta do they gotta do something though they gotta do something you can't just let the franchise go yeah you can't just let it go much for it yeah and it's a cash

you're right it's too expensive you're right and and they they're literally rides in the parks you're right it is it is a lot of money so of course they're not gonna let it go but i don't i think it's you're not gonna capture any of the real old fans anymore i mean who's gonna go are

they getting the new ones are they can you at least say that they're got new star wars because look at the acolyte i mean that was the whole play for the new thing dude you know it's terrible

it's that who liked star wars boys boys like star wars and it's women making all the new shows yeah Yeah, and it's also like, okay, putting women in charge of Star Wars is like putting men in charge of sex in the city. It's just like you can't write to that demographic because you don't understand it. It's the same thing that happened to Playboy. He put his daughter in charge of it, and it just went to shit.

she started doing we're not gonna do these shots anymore it's like no those are the shots we like

we want to see inside we want that and the penthouse is like we're gonna open the pussy up even more right you're gonna see her tonsils but a perfect example you said about female writers and this is so true uh perfect example the stupid she hulk show was written by all women and that was a woman writing a lawyer a man writing a lawyer kim wexler on better call saul fucking amazing so it's it's it's we always talk about when women write you could always tell because they over explain and they use too many adjectives and they go too deep in the stuff and it's like

every little scene needs to be framed no women women always write like they just took a creative

writing class it didn't do well yeah it's always very telling and you're and you're right sam dude male sex in the city would literally be a 30 second vine video hey you smash hell yeah bro high five yeah that'd be it that shows over because guys are gonna be like oh my god can you really cindy was no one no one cares dude no one fucking we're not when i see a straight

male i'll even take black male straight male like that we know straight we're like not down low brother but we know straight on the view i'll know you're serious about diversity i'll know you really want all voices to be heard it that show's been running for 30 years it's never had a i think Lance Bass was on it for like two seconds. Was he? I don't know. I don't even remember. If you could pick the black guy, who would it be? Someone like 50 Cent? Michael Strahan. Tracy Morgan. Okay. Boozy. Boozy. Boozy would be great.

I want crazy straight black dudes like, nah, man, you can't be trancing your kids, dog.

DMX would have been great. The only real dude. Oh, he would have been amazing.

DMX would have been slapping bitches. He was wild.

he was great dude he was great you see all the old videos of what they've taken from us

it's just like all that male energy is gone everything's gay dude every time you watch like a rapper now they're they're all gay guys and i'm like what what is this what are we doing

does that guy have a perm yeah yeah i would like the jerry curl to come back that'd be fun let's get into erica kirk you wanted to talk about that um that tp usa is a dead brand it is a dead brand they ran into the ground uh they're they you know it's like it's pretty you know this whole thing coming out when melania was actually one of jeffrey epstein's escorts which like again we've been talking about that forever my one of my first jokes on my special is how she's like the michael jordan of gold diggers dude like she's the greatest to ever do it like no one's ever gone from fucking hooker to first lady that that we know of i mean half the first ladies were dudes anyways but you know it's like i mean like it's an amazing ride it really is the american dream if you think about it prostitute to first lady that's like that's a great story that they should write on some movie about you know from russia you know like that batty eleanor roosevelt

that was that was so crazy though like the way she just came out i remember when melania just came out one day and was like i have nothing to do with jeffrey epstein and i and we're all just like whoa nobody was saying you did like the craziest part is guys you have to remember when

it happened the day before trump was like we're not talking about this and she's like the fuck

i'm not yeah dude i'm trying to get in front of this but like he's one of his his hookers and then he married trump and it's like and that's the problem as you get older as a man you're like guys are good looking until they're older oh yeah i mean we just have more money which is very intoxicating we have more money in power but the chicks who date the really old guys are a little cuckoo crazy dude it's a little cuckoo crazy which is fine i like crazy i'm in all right but it's like that's who you get when you're trump you start dating fucking hookers dude

you dated a hooker you married a hooker think about it if you're her though right like you go into that thinking you're going to be the end game is i'm going to be with a billionaire real estate tv reality tv star tycoon that's the end game and at that point yeah people are gonna make fun of you and stuff but there's no actual real threat to your life and then he goes i'm gonna run for president and she laughs because he's probably he's done it a couple other times the guy fucking wins and now you're in a scenario where it's it's not like they're gonna the tabloids now you could just get murked you know what i mean like now you're in a real now you're in a you're not going to be sitting in a penthouse divorcing trump and then go marrying the next billionaire tycoon now you're stuck you know because what are you gonna do and i think that it was great to a certain point but i think with everything you only want to get so famous i

couldn't agree more dude i got this project if it blows up you'll never hear from me again i'll be like hell yeah dude i'll be gone in the wind that's okay and then it would render this

He tends to be like friend of the show.

We'll keep calling you friend of the show whenever you do stuff. That would be my new name on show. Friend of show. Friend of show. That's, you know.

How much do you, I mean, you think Trump, like, how do you just obtain Melania? Did you pay her off to Epstein? Because if she's Epstein's fucking side hoe, it's just not.

Yeah, I mean, I'm sure, dude. Some deals? That's just crazy to be like, that's mine now. And the reason I bring this up, because it will bring us in Erica, but they're all MK ultra sex skins. That's what they are. they're all like top shelf like insanely hot women that these guys just send in to basically go live with these like super powerful men and manipulate them i mean and they love slavic women and they

love slavic women because number one they don't cry yeah they just don't and they're and they're

really not snitches yeah those two they are they are pretty ride or die yeah they are so so again

it's like with erica kirk it's like it's coming out more and more that both her parents just like obama's mom and just like obama was pimped out by her grandma her his grandpa you know what i'm

saying i i you know it's funny because i told i i always i told my wife the other day and it's funny you bring this up i said hey honey if i ever die i want you to come out to like wwe pyro yeah like i really want like to milk it and even like it's funny because like i always use my parents because they're older is a good like see what older people are thinking and when even my mom's like like i felt bad for that erica kirk but honestly she's kind of annoying me and i'm like okay now when you're reaching like normie older people that are like you know this is getting

weird they got a problem well i mean the boomer generation like they got psyop so much they destroyed everything right and you just hear them like they they're really like we gotta get these but we got to get these nukes away from fucking iran like harlan williams is one of the funniest people on planet earth but watching him on rogan i'm like bro what are you saying dude like it's like you're you're worried about a country that netanyahu has been saying for 20 or 30 years is gonna get nukes and still doesn't have it like at what point do you not go maybe this isn't real i mean how many times can the boy cry wolf before you stop thinking wolves are coming turns out 109 times yeah but you go back to erica kirk her her parents are both deep in the cia deep in the arms dealing deep into intelligence and they just basically churn their daughter out dude and it's funny because if you go back to melania you know she's a shady ass person because they put out a movie about what a good person she is that's that's what hollywood does like look at this wonderful and they're just the shadiest people you've ever met in your life you know it's like how they sold everybody on lbj and we just ran this clip on on doom scrolling dude he used to walk out to press conferences with his dick out he had such a big root he would walk out to the press conference and whip his the president of the united states would whip his dick out to the press and then tell everybody to follow him to the bathroom and they would all they would all go in the bathroom with him isn't that crazy there's leaked there's leaked audio of

they were recording of him with his tailor actually talking about how big his hog was like you could go find it it's very funny i mean this taylor being like we kind of actually goes yeah it's gonna have a big penis and i'm like okay this guy you know it was probably a big hog

if you're the president you're walking out there full frontal dog big mike should do that was it a nice hog i mean i don't know what i mean i think you i mean i would i think it would be i I mean, you wouldn't do that if it wasn't, right? Yeah, you would have to be proud of it.

What do you guys think is a nice hog?

Yeah, what features?

I think it's got to be BSR.

Okay, well, look, not to be gay. You can be. But not to be no homo here. Full homo. But I think that a nice hog, in my scenario, is uncircumcised the way God intended. So I think that's very important. I like that. I like that.

Okay, yeah, the uncircumcised guys. You got them, dude.

i know i know he's uncircumcised he's hispanic i'm very aware we're concerned i know okay and

it's not anything other than our parents love us over here our parents loved us i also think it's got to be a little bit like it can't be it's got to be a little bit full when it's flaccid you know what i mean you don't want one that's like shriveled up because if you're walking through

you know and flopping around balls also like if the balls are too big it's like Like, ugh. Balls should be smaller and smaller.

Yeah, because you don't want them to, you know, it's like your feature act. You don't want them to overshadow you. You know, you want them to be funny, but not too funny.

Right. So your balls can't hang over your dick? You can't have just a beanbag down there.

No, because the small.

the potatoes the bigger the steak looks yeah i call it ball shaft ratio okay you gotta have a

nice bsr dude but i mean i measure my dick from my tailbone yeah me too dude i measure my dick

from the other room i just want to say that i'm just glad that we gave dignified widow erica kirk the day like just the dignity she deserved in this segment about as much as i could muster

up for her at this point the way she's acting but i want that the ai stuff like the ai like yeah charlie that you've heard i'm sure the ai thing where uh there's a there's a audio recording of charlie singh and if anything ever happens to me i want erica kirk to take over tp usa and they're like the jews totally didn't do it nothing to do with it that was and bb and yahoo has a big penis i don't know why that part was added no but but it's audio and then it's and then they said no he said it at some sort of private event but then i think candace was talking about it they said no we talked to people at the private event this was not there they said just release the video if he said it release the video they got caught with the i think tp usa is falling is is is falling apart because again man are we going to believe that charlie kirk mr like women shouldn't work women should be at home they shouldn't run major that's how we always talked he was always that way you know women should be at home women shouldn't do this was like except my wife and also if you're a wife right and your husband and let's say let's say let's say you're a husband right and you get murdered because of the job you're doing do you really want your wife to be put in that same fucking position with your kids like that sounds crazy to me point dude and i don't think he would have done i mean i don't know of course i don't know charlie but that doesn't sound like it even forget charlie any normal dude who loves his family like if it happened to me i wouldn't be like no you take over no why would i put my wife in that position was she part of the show at all before like was

she ever like co-host or would she show up like she would pop in once in a while but she was never

like she was just charlie kirk's wife and it gets really weird because we never see the kids we've never seen their faces we've never seen anything now supposedly the mom the charlie's mom has the kids which is convenient not that they're never around it's like so if we go how much of this is a facade how much is this theater then you got to ask how much was charlie kirk in on the theater like did he realize that he was that she's an mk ultra sex getting sent in to seduce him are the kids real if the kids aren't real is he's he's complicit in a you know in a lie so it's like how deep does a rabbit hole go well a lot of stuff changed with charlie remember i

mean when we used to cover charlie on our show it was he was very very like hard core pro israel like to the point where like you know nick fuentes was like following him around places trying to debate him and over time i think that it's very possible that when he got into it their views were overlapping i don't know but over time something changed like it's look even for even before all the whole leaked text messages and before he died even marsh and i were watching like did charlie kirk just say that about israel that's weird he doesn't yeah he started saying

some shit that was real out of pocket and then we were like okay kind of base where is that coming

from and when charlie kirk says that mr pro israel mr we used to make fun of him because charlie kirk had a very famous quote saying that you know uh america's an idea but israel's an actual place is an actual quote he said like that's the level that of brainwashing that he had that is so retarded it's unbelievable so so is it past me that charlie kirk was brainwashed yeah probably i mean who who is it you know do i think the kids are real yes and here's why only reason because if you are going to compromise somebody having actual children with them really lets you control them a lot more than if you don't i think that that's that's just how i think they operate you know you have something to hold over somebody's head not that i'm saying charlie was completely innocent because like i said i don't think anybody is completely at that level i think there are people that get into something not for good reasons but when it gets too dark even they go you know what i signed up for rah rah israel but not for what we're doing you know

yeah so the question becomes this it's it's who who took them out i mean there's some really great guests we've had that are going around and just it's like it's tyler robinson it's tyler robinson you're like well nothing really adds up that says it's tyler robinson except for the fbi telling you it's tyler robinson and you know to the point where you wonder if they're doing non-linear warfare and purposely making the investigation so bad that the conspiracy theorists end up questioning it and then the normies just end up deep throating it because they all love authority so it's like yeah i mean it's so bad the ai like i think the ai they have is so good that why would they put out where he's right? running across the roof and the shadow disappears like why would they do that why would he have the have the gun in his pants and then still jump down and he's able to you know bend his legs and then suddenly the you know the gun is flopping or whatever they're saying is happening and it makes no sense and then he he just he undone the gun undoes the gun and dismantles it and then he runs somewhere and puts it back together then leaves it there it makes no fucking sense at all and then they're like oh charlie kirk is uh charlie kirk is his bones are so dense that the bullet didn't go then the next day tyler robinson is like they put out a picture of him literally in front of the man of steel they call them superman neck this is something else that

now has been discredited when this first happened we covered it on the show i remember saying that you know the doctor and erica had told the kids that you know the thank god that charlie had superman's neck because it stopped the bullet and saved people's lives and now i think erica came out and said like no what the doctor went rogue and he said that i didn't actually say it's very weird like a weird kind of like it was it was set up in a way where people go like oh you don't believe that other people die look with the trump one's another one i mean the trump look listen would i would i sit here and believe the fucking narrative of tyler robinson more if we didn't have trump just like ignore his assassination attempts like there were no big deal when if thomas massey just doesn't agree with epstein's it burns down an entire fucking state the whole district yeah i mean that's i think that's that's where we're at but i i do i think tyler robinson did it i mean maybe involved sort of i think he did it alone no no fucking way i'm sorry i'm sorry you're not gonna sell that to me and then all that all those dudes remember all those those marsh we covered remember those comments in his youtube chat they were like yeah dude you should totally do it fuck authority like and then they ask cash about that like what was that about and he's like nothing yeah no i never said that that was nothing actually and you're like okay i mean cash patel was probably fucking drunk in his office they had to use the fucking jaws of life to get him out so he's not paying attention and why the fuck is utah police the fbi is doing this weird thing where they're not involved but they are involved you know kind of take the heat off of them but also kind of control the narrative and not release anything you know it's so crazy

how corrupt utah is like we always saw all mormons and mormons are great people dude like i i met mormons for the first time in vegas and they were the best but man you go to utah like this we're probably talking on broken sim i sent that video to you johnny but the lego disaster i almost sent it to you also but how deep did you guys go down that rabbit hole i went deep dude let's talk about

That Lego thing is fucking the Mormon Mafia, whatever you want to call it, in that town that they're trying to completely screw this Lego business is insane. It's insane.

It's so nuts, dude. It's so nuts.

We should briefly explain it, right?

Yeah, go for it, Johnny.

Well, okay, so this old guy had the best Star Wars collection.

He had the largest collection of Star Wars Legos in the world.

A couple hundred grand is what it's valued at. Two hundred grand. He entered into a consignment agreement with Bricks and Minifigs, I think it's called, this store in Oregon.

It's a franchise, by the way. It's a franchise, yeah.

And then the national franchise owner, I guess, came in, took over the store. And then when that guy came to say, like, hey, you know, what's the deal with the hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of Lego that is basically my father's life savings? they were like and they have this recording i can't believe they have a recording of this this guy telling him to kick rocks it'll take you more in in attorney's fees to get them back than you could ever hope to make on the lego you might as well just let us have them i mean just admitting they got him admitting to stealing the legos right there and it's all and so that guy reaches out to a youtuber reckless ben i think it's the guy's name right and this youtuber has been trying everything imaginable to get these things back and eventually I guess to allude this whole legal situation they take the Legos back to Utah and so this guy the YouTuber goes to Utah to try to get them and he's like trying it eventually to boil it down he gets to a small claims court he realizes that and he if he takes kind of ownership of the Legos himself, and then allows, because in small claims court, you can sue for up to 10 grand, and he has a bunch of other people sue separately, and then they just went on default, is the idea, because the other guy's not showing up. So they go there with, but they have to serve this guy. They have to prove that legally they've tried to make a good faith effort. to resolve it out of court uh and the guy just won't let them see him and he goes there with a process server and the cops the cops show up and say hey man you're uh trespassing you're trespassing so he gets trespassed and he's not allowed to go on this guy's property so he can't serve him right and they won't let the process server serve him and the cops pretend to be helpful they're like well you hand us those papers we'll take them in and they go to take him in they come back to him and they're like uh he doesn't want him you know and the guy's like their papers nobody wants legal papers you just drop them at their feet i wish i could have done that a couple years ago yeah yeah don't we all yeah i got i got a couple myself uh and but that's just i it's and so the cops then pull them over on what is the most bogus you can see on the on the the cameras the most bogus rolling stop uh uh cali roll yeah yeah cali yeah yeah but he didn't do it they didn't do it they stopped it was the first the car literally stopped and they have the cops on on body cam saying that yeah we do things a little differently here in utah and i mean just and and and apparently now they won't admit to this but the guy that they're in this legal battle with told the cops that they would have heroin on them

so they just go through this whole search the car is stripping down the car and it's the straight edge guy that they're convinced has the heroin the guy that absolutely wouldn't you know they're like well your pupils are constricted and they have a fake dog hit because dogs dogs it's a scam it's just an excuse police use to search your car illegally but yeah so it's I mean and the latest is that this guy has been so twisted up, the YouTuber, in this legally. I mean, he's, you know, he's, he's, yeah, he got swatted.

They swatted the guy, yeah.

Yeah, and he's now in legal trouble because of, you know, a number of reasons. He's reached out to John Bryan, who we've had on this podcast. Yeah, the civil rights guy. The civil rights attorney, yeah, and he's now kind of helping him out, getting connected with the right people in the right states. But it's just a, I mean.

And the thing is, all the cops that were involved are all part of the Mormon church. And the guy is also, too. So it's like they're all kind of connected. So the Mormon church kind of controls what happens and they protect each other akin to what happens here in Florida in Clearwater. If you're like Scientology territory, the cops will, trust me, always side with Scientology. Oh, really? Yeah, dude, it happens all the time. like tyler oliviera actually went to clearwater and tried to you know just talk to people scientology everything legal and the cops were like 100 because what happens is scientology it's like they tell you well yeah we're not paid off but of course they donate the most to the police department they give they they donate gymnasiums and stuff like that so they get off with that and that's kind of what's happening in utah all these cops either go to the church or they know people in the church and they're all connected and they're all trying to protect this i think the mistake that happened was they didn't expect it to blow up the way it did it's huge right now

yeah and they won't even they have him in court the youtuber and they won't tell him why and the prosecutor says well you would use it for clicks and views and we don't want that we so they can't tell him exactly why they keep summoning him to court to defend it i mean it makes no sense back

to tyler robinson and all the crazy stuff going on with that case in that the his his the his public defender or his attorney is connected some weird way to tp usa and some weird yeah there's some weird connection there that they're like brothers or cousins and it's just like they're just gonna railroad this kid they're just gonna force it down everybody's throats and he so he either wanted to block something from being seen or taylor wanted something to be seen and they they ruled against them and it's like dude i remember when the israeli like beeper situation happened and i would go on all these huge shows and they were just like dude that that shit's incredible it's amazing i go hey bro watch yourself because if they could do it to some some random people in lebanon they could do it to fucking you and anything in here could be turned into a weapon real fucking quick and then sure shit here's charlie kirk and that fucking thing just explodes into his neck and like it's crazy and then and then of course twitter which is a trauma deliverance system just made us all watch it a thousand fucking times oh yeah and it's just that was a rough day that was a rough we were recording we canceled one of the shows because we didn't want to talk about but i mean just absolute insanity and how everyone's moved on from that fucking public execution and it gets into like kind of thing where I've been saying like if they want

Once you're dead, you're dead. You don't get out of there. There were fucking people all over that place, and somehow Charlie Robinson survives that. They fucking have another guy somewhere else making sure he dies in the car. Don't forget the guy that yelled out. It was me or was it the old man that yelled out that all of a sudden he's a pedophile? And then they hit him with CP charges so he never gets out of jail. We had the dude that was doing the hand signals too and shit. The whole thing was weird.

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is you don't want to feel that way you don't want to feel like but now you're to the point where like it sucks that i'm at the point when i don't believe any official story and it's probably detrimental to me because there probably is stuff that is true but i'm sorry you lied to me so much anything something happens i won't believe it now now you're telling me there's aliens yeah fuck you that was cool 10 years ago if you tell me there's aliens now like i got a lot of shit going

on man i don't i don't care honestly so distracted dude we are so distracted yo and like dude anytime there's a giant trauma event i go to instagram and see how the hoes are taken in they're all ass up face down they don't give a we're so i don't even know why they're slow rolling it out

nobody cares what they say hose hose never change like you know what war war and hose never change

it doesn't matter because they know if aliens do come they're still going to get set up aliens want want to bang hot chicks too i mean amen right it's my old joke that like if darth vader came down and took over he'd be at the laker game with five of the hottest chicks you've ever seen in your life and they would all still be set up just like the nazis in france nazis came in all the hot chicks started banging the nazis and then the nazis lost and they got their head shaved in shame because they were fucking nazis but again and they're free and they're freaks so

they like to be forced choked. Yeah.

They're like, Yeah. Oh, was that French? I don't know, but I don't know what the point is. We, we, we, we, how's that dude? That's good.

Nailed it. No,

if you were French, it would be Arabic. Yeah. I mean, this is all, this is all the like, dude, it's so funny. So we were talking about, uh, Kurt Metzger told me that the guy who wrote that, that, that you, when summary about, um, um a population what's it called um where they're trying to replacement theory theory was eric weinstein wrote that isn't that crazy like the guy who goes and is on every show trying to warn us about the elites he's the one who allegedly wrote that document about what they're going to

do with a replacement theory you mean the only guy who's trying to say that epstein wasn't massad

that that oh yeah that guy i've given up on jews with that i like okay your factory setting it makes it impossible for you to to agree with that it's like you know what's so fucking stupid about

that it's like as an american it's so super simple go the sca did that yeah probably like we don't argue that way we're like yeah probably yeah no yeah it was probably the cia they do that shit all the time and when you go it was the massage there's no way we've never done anything come on

man well his argument is they're not allowed to operate they would never be allowed to operate on American soil are you

they think we're stupid oh yeah they're not allowed i mean ben shapiro is completely cratered ben shapiro everything yeah barry weiss laura loomer have all cratered their following yes

and they don't care loomer's face crater too whatever's going on there yeah she's not even

jewish she converted i know you saw that photo of her you saw that photo of her in high school with a cross on her neck that was hilarious i mean it's just even like more disgusting it's like you're treasonous to your own people it's crazy to me and it's not jewish because she

doesn't have rock and knockers and that's how i know she's not because you have nice yeah it's

almost an automatic i grew up in long island and they always had jew tits are fire bro the best

dude nothing better than fucking jew tits in a convertible mustang that's everywhere here

well that's crazy because we don't have convertibles out here like i was talking about this the other day it's like oh you see a couple old cars but there's no convertibles in la when do you see convertibles i never see convertibles it's easier to carjack you i was about to say i'd

be scared of the homeless fucking up my rooftop a little just slit it real fast i like those way

i like those waymos that you guys have that are just homeless sleeping moving homeless encampments now yeah that they found that homeless guy in the trunk just sleeping in the back of a waymo and the

lady's like what the fuck man well you just gotta get in because then you don't who's gonna kick

go what are your take robot cars are safe they'll control them and drive them to a wall if you don't

like israel so it's awesome what is your take on um uh the data centers it's like it's like so crazy

how it's so i'm a hypocrite i'll tell you what i'm i'm hypocrite i mean so why i guess i hate the data centers but also i'm like oh the simplest task let me burn up a bunch of water and a bunch power to ask grok i'm an asshole i hate amazon but i use it yeah but okay so what i heard rock

merch right use grok all the time oh yeah i have super grok now i'm obsessed you pay 300 bucks a

month no 40 40 no they have one that's 30 it's not the pro grok i was like 300 yeah they have

one that's one above it no not that one no no what can super grok do for you nothing i mean It's not much different in ChatGBT or anything else.

He just talks to me like a 19-year-old Zoomer kid. He's like, yeah, bro, no cap. This week has been pretty fucking, like, yeah, it's pretty awesome.

Bet, bet, bet. So on the data centers, there's no, obviously we don't want them. But the thing is, if we don't want them and China keeps making them, isn't that bad for us because they're going to get better in technology?

Dude, you are just deep-throating just psyops, dude.

you know they're like they're like homeless shelters we i know we need them i just don't

want them near me yeah and it's awesome yeah that's that who are you steph curry the guy who loves everybody until they try to put homeless center in his fucking neighborhood and then

mersh loves black chicks so he might be who does it dude hot blacks come on let's go dude i know

we need more hot black fans dude but it's like it's crazy because like they pounded us with climate change and the environment and now they want to put in these things that just destroy the environment like hey man you want to get a job at a data center yeah awesome what's it pay hundred dollars an hour oh fuck yeah three months later dead from cancer like how are you not going to

get just completely zapped working there also talk about replace training your replacements you're worried about training indian replacements you're training ai to replace you which is even

worse but now they're coming out that it's not working and this is my whole thing is just like everybody's worried about ai and like i get it but it's like it just reminds me of the cold war where we're just worried about nukes and then what what happened i mean we basically propped up russia to just be able to compete with us so we can build our own nukes like i just it just yeah these ai's like dude i catch it all the time lying dude if i can catch you and i'm retarded what's that dude's name do you guys follow i think his name is husk that all he does is show how much

ai just fucking lies oh that guy is amazing it lies like all the time to you it was like hey can you time me running okay i'm done how long was that seven minutes ago it was like a minute

what are you talking about and he's like okay but okay so ai kind of sucks i would agree but uh your weed guy showed me this ai machine that's worth like a million dollars that's literally putting small nugs of weed in one category it's literally looking at all the nugs of weed and it's literally moving them and putting them and where they're supposed to go and it's a million dollar company million dollar machine i'm like how much could you have to pay a person to do that it takes a lot no it really you got a lot of workers minimum wage right like what the fuck yeah and he's got this machine and i'll show it to you it's nuts where ai is literally just putting the weed where it goes what strains what strains where what strains where and i'm like yo it's taken over a lot of jobs i really do think it's going to

come after people's jobs oh no it for sure is yeah i mean it might it's it look yeah but it's gonna take a lot of small menial jobs but the problem is is like i think like their problem with ai is that even though the you you saw like that uh university of south florida when that when that boomer was trying like any ice the future and every all the zoomers just boom booed her like boom yeah dude yeah yeah look man they i i think zoomers get a lot got a lot of get a lot of shit you know i think it's unfair some of the shit that they get but we're giving him a shit world man we are giving him fucking garbage and going like hey you just went to school for four years guess what ai is going to replace you good luck motherfuckers and yeah they're turning against it too because at the end like you know you're telling kids that already can't buy a fucking house that oh yeah also it's going to take your job and i will agree what you said i was saying i was talking to my wife about this too it's like but yeah there's the other thing of like if you know you do believe that china is doing that do you really want them to be ahead of you i don't know but i also don't want to turn into china to be china that's the other problem yeah but it's

also like you know china here's the problem china during the the hundred flowers they just got rid of everybody that was creative they're like who hates the government everyone's like me hate government and then they just slaughtered all of them so like china doesn't innovate china has to wait for us to come up with an idea and then they just make it better and cheaper i mean how many nobel peace prize winners are out even though that doesn't mean anything anymore they're putting zelinski up for a fucking nobel peace guys kill 1.5 million of his own people like oh you're bringing peace to the world you fucking piece of shit you piece of shit and it's just you literal

garbage well it's just a piece of shit price and we just they they abbreviated it yeah

noble peace shit or whatever it's called yeah dude it's kind of crazy man i don't know man china china has its own problems right now it's like no they do look i i even even the beginning

i i was never we're never really big on the china scare in general where everyone was like china's gonna do this and that i go look here's the thing here's here's our protective layer as americans

people i i do wish they didn't make like 90 of our antibiotics like that would be like that

that's pretty cool if we they didn't do that yeah yeah but it is like i get i get like yeah man look here's the reason why we're going to be protected for the most part china's never going to attack us like with a war or anything like that they're not because the one thing that protects us is we're like that fat wally future we're all consumerist they need us or they don't make money we buy all their so there's only a certain level that you could actually degregate the us without hurting themselves the world economy yeah that's the only thing that we're just we're such a fat consumerist you know what i mean that they're like we gotta sell to somebody and if the if the biggest whale goes you know there goes the entire dabble i'm sorry

fucking china sorry yeah no dude i'm with you on that dude i'm with you on that for sure it's it's uh it's i just don't believe everything they've ever told us is going to happen never

happens no that oh what do you mean i ran just five days away from a nuke dude what are you five days away three thirty years from now yeah fucking yeah fucking what's your take on the war bb had dark hair when when he was still saying that my take on the war it's fucking bullshit it was coming they made they literally have already made a list of countries they want to invade say what you want about trump at least first term trump slowed it down a little bit

yeah this one this time he just hit the gas yeah and now they're making up for they're making up

for for law for lost time and and they pushed in him trump now is in that legacy part he wants a legacy he wants a monument he wants to for we talk about putting his name on the kennedy center which is like giving yourself a nickname which is fucking cringe but uh he he he now cares about that and even ask him about the midterms he doesn't fucking care about the midterms nobody cares he is controlled he wants when he leaves for everybody to be set i don't think that trump here's what i think and i don't think that trump has underage videos with girls i don't think any of that stuff i don't think it was that honestly i know this sounds shitty i would actually have a little more respect i get it man you're protecting yourself but it's not that it's worse he just wants to be cool trump has always wanted people that dislike him to end up liking him he looked up to these you know what it is it's the howard stern effect yeah yeah yeah you go from being this outsider to eventually you're saying like you know i'm not gonna i'm gonna get the vaccine robin i'm gonna

have to get the right vaccine and that's dancing with alan yeah yeah it's interesting because like

you know again if you had the election today kamala harris versus trump i still think trump would win i still think she's a historically bad candidate she's just garbage everything about her is garbage you know she's the chelsea handler of politics she fucked her way to the top and now she's lecturing us on

shit and it's just like just be a mattress warrior we don't care we actually like that we would be like we would hey dude be the chick who's known for fucking this guy or that guy there's something that's cool good honor there there's some honor there dude you were so hot this alpha banged you good for you stop lecturing us do you buy this falling out between because trump confirmed today

that he called netanyahu fucking crazy on the phone and that uh he trump claims that he got them to turn back soldiers that were on their way to Beirut. Do you buy that they've had a big falling out? I mean, like,

it's costing him everything.

And I think he... I mean,

he can't go to a stadium without getting

booed now. And you know that fucks his ass. He can't go to UFC, bro. UFC is, like, historically that place loved him, and he can't go anywhere now. Yeah, Florida was

not nice to him. No, and that's Florida.

That's his hometown, like, his home base now, and it's... Yeah, he knows he fucked up. I think he knows he fucked up and with trump the most frustrating part is is that for me is like i think other people like the neocons and the mitt romneys and all these people are actually inherently these evil fucking people i think trump is just the end game narcissist level of what happens where it's like i have everything i have look everybody wants to be fucking president how many billionaires howard stern how many billionaires have wanted to be president you know and he pulled it off he kind feels bulletproof and he got two people that supposedly shot him he feels bulletproof actually i'll tell you this i think that the trump assassination attempt i think that was all fake and set up i don't even think he knew about it i well there's this there's this kabbalah

ritual called the it's basically this act of servitude where you cut your fucking left air and it bleeds out and that's a fucking jew magic fucking uh ritual dude like i wouldn't doubt if that's a part of it you know to play the game so they don't fucking take him out but at some point people are going to be over this israel shit and they they're not going to be able to buy their they can only buy their way through with the the illusion and if it's like i mean like you okay you can go to thomas massey and drop 10 000 fucking uh um a ballots for whatever the his opponent's name is that's feasible but if nobody's voting for the your guy because you're so toxic it's gonna happen and like i always tell my jewish friends like i'm like you gotta do something dude because it's gonna get really bad soon if you don't start calling out these fucking neocon zionists who look at everybody like fucking cattle you're gonna find it you're gonna hear it's gonna get really crazy you're basically gonna be like white people you don't want to be like white people again it goes back to the the the roast it's like what you have a you have a stage full of multi-millionaires that everybody up there is minimum seven figures they have seven figures in their bank account minimum and they're crying about oppression they're crying about hate dude that's not hate dude that's equality right there you're all equally getting lit the fuck up i don't know what you think equality looks like because that looked like it to me well i agree

with you said and they do have a problem because like once the boomers go bye-bye in their forever box they don't have any young support they're done like that's there's no new people they are right now at the end stage of what they can pull off that's why they're trying to co-mingle the militaries that's why they're trying to do this now because they know that this whole they're trying to fast track it exactly the guilting people stuff isn't work is not going to work anymore so now they're gonna have to make it law make anti-semitism law that way it's not gonna

matter if everyone's against you yeah everyone's worried about sharia law how about noahide laws these are actually meeting with even your governor even fucking that cripple in texas they can't they they're just all playing ball because they know that's power but that's coming to an end dude and like i'm sorry iran is never talking about nuking us israel can't stop talking about nuking us that they're like multiple cities dude we could be it could be like a nuka palooza over there dude la new york you know it's like oh so you're gonna hit these these like these headquarters of your most powerful people you're gonna hit them with a fucking nuke do you really like you'd be i mean you guys are psychopaths they might yeah they might well i mean they well you're gonna know something's going on when all of a sudden you see empty synagogues

you're like where is everybody so do you think the next president is going to be pro-israel or

anti-israel next president uh i don't know dude i mean like they're they're still holding on to it like listen my issues with thomas massey say he was a freemason as a fucking as a teenager he was deep into that shit very fucking early the death of his wife he disappears he comes back with a

giant glow up he's got a tan a new haircut he's banging all the hot senators it's like that's a you know if we're gonna if we're gonna call out erica kirk for having weird reactions to your spouse dying thomas massey is right fucking there dude yeah but i hear you i hear you but if you

lauren brobert goes up to you ain't smashing let's be realistic yeah i'm totally knocking it after that theater video yeah i'm getting hands on broadway dude she has a full tribal tattoo yeah down her whole body her body look her up in a bikini she looks like like marsh said the other

day she looks like goldberg's arm yeah dude 100 and it also gets down to like you know we've said this on the show a bunch of times about how like if you you know it's everyone's like if kamalo was in this wasn't wouldn't happen it's like dude he was literally called genocide joe joe biden led the 1.5 billion um 1.5 million white christians being slaughtered in the ukraine and i'm sorry putin's working with them on it they want new israel over there but if you had kamal harrison the only difference between trump and kamal harris's cabinet is kamal's would be fucking fat lesbians trans and blm and trump's is just just closeted gays and whores well that's the

only reason we didn't even go to war and they said biden wouldn't have gone to iran only because covid happened because if it didn't he would have that's the only i that's what i believe if he didn't we would have we needed something we already had you don't want to do you don't want to waste two things so you do one at a time because your tragedies get stretched out more or your your world events happen so when covid's happened let's not waste iran now let's we got we could control them with covid and then once covid everyone's like this is gay that's like hey i ran time and then after i ran the next one will be turkey and then just gonna keep going but

They also needed October 7th because that kicks off like, oh, my God, they're attacking us. And then it becomes this move to, like, New Israel or Greater Israel, which is them bombing five of their fucking neighbors and crying about getting attacked. The game, it's over, dude.

It's over. Neighbors that have our fucking bases there, too. It's not just the neighbors. Like, it's our fucking allies, people that are actually our allies, unlike Israel.

yeah and it's kind of crazy because like you know it's like a tony hanscliffe's new special is coming out and his his promo for it is him about about the light up jews he's like you know i made fun of blacks i made fun of asians i made fun of blah blah blah i know what you're thinking where are the jew jokes that's his promo dude like it's over it's safe now is what you're saying

it's oh dude back in the day it's over the way we're fucking talking now we would have got a

strike on youtube yeah oh yeah it's fucking over dude what happened there by the way do you think they just saw that people were leaving and they needed that influence that's that's why they

brought the rogan verse in because they lost youtube youtube has ran in a loss for so many years for google they lost they lost money for so many years google was never about making youtube was never about making money for google excuse me youtube has always lost money for them youtube was about control the promise if you start kicking off too many people you cannot control them anymore because you're not watching your shit anymore yes that is it you need to bring people back because sure you're going to watch a nick fuentes video but the next recommended one will

be ben shapiro yeah yep so so we've been saying this on the show is that you know hollywood's problem isn't that they're these movies are losing money their problem is that nobody's watching their shit so they can't propagandize us anymore like one battle after another that was meant to piss everybody off about ice and nobody watched it so they can't propagandize us anymore they just clean up their their red they just get an influx of a fucking fed funny money cleans up the books they're back to zero it's like mandani when he's like i balanced the budget in new york city he's like no you didn't you got fucking 14 billion dollars from the state of new york yeah cleaned up your fucking thing you didn't do anything it's a total bullshit lie same thing with hollywood all these companies run at a loss because they're money laundering. That's it. Like, oh, we spent a billion dollars on this movie. You spent 200 million and the rest went to these black op operations. It's total bullshit. But nobody's watching it anymore. So YouTube did it and then fucking Netflix did it. Like, hey, look at us, dude. Look at all these edgy. And they're all my friends and I'm happy they're

getting on there. No, hey, man, get paid. Look, we always say, I've always said people like, oh, I'm too. No, get the bag. Always get it. Get the money. you should always because dry times are going to come again 100 i never begrudge people go like can you like sometimes happens like can you believe somebody did somebody's show that you made fun i'm like yeah good for them like i would get those numbers dude you know are you kidding me who cares like this is this isn't you know this is a this is this is not this is not the way it works you're like get it i don't care if you're like one of my friends i think netflix is retarded but if marsh goes hey man they gave us i'd be like yep we're signing it

we're in netflix tomorrow sounds amazing we're a netflix show now sounds awesome 100 and they need that shit and it you know it's like really interesting how the the roast happens and then the next day chud the builder gets in you know interrogated by the fbi and then the next day after that he's shooting somebody it's like this kind of like the racial shit is already like really fucking crazy and i love black people but they're being babies they're just babies dude i mean it's just like i'm sorry guys it's like you know you've been protected from criticism forever that's fucking gone now it's like everyone could everyone could talk about everybody oh yeah

everybody's getting that black fatigue yeah dude setting in yeah but you know the word we've talked

about on the show you know the people suffering the most black people who do get their shit together because then they're i hear them complaining the most like you're making us all look retarded can Can we fucking stop now? Even Kevin Hart had to be like, the George Floyd joke was fine. It was my thinking. All these white people shit the fuck up about it.

Dude, for real.

You guys haven't tried the Kool-Aid pineapple? Listen. That's all I see on my timeline right now.

What is Kool-Aid pineapple?

I have no idea what you're talking about. They're getting nice pineapple that's sweet and juicy and they're making Kool-Aid and putting the pineapple in the Kool-Aid and then drinking it and then eating it like that. As in making it sweeter. What does this have to do with anything, though? It's just biro, and it's the new thing where it's like... Like black people just love it. Yeah, you get it in the ghetto. You get it in the ghetto. They're literally just ruining pineapple, something that's great.

Yeah, it's the new thing where black people take a thing that's perfectly healthy, and they make it unhealthy.

Yeah, they'll let it marinate. They'll let it marinate overnight, and then they'll sell it in the hood.

Mexicans can't talk, dude. You guys put bacon and butter on fucking everything. You guys do that.

I'm sorry but

it's good for you

as a fellow spick I will tell you that you're naming good things putting on stuff oh bacon yeah that's great that's normal stuff we've cooked there for years I never said you know what this pineapple needs Kool-Aid

more sugar like it's not sweet enough have you seen the Kool-Aid

pickles those are real too

unbelievable let's end it on this fat people at Disney what do you guys think

oh my god dude we covered these fucking park slot we call them we call them the park sloppers but those plus size park hoppers very beginning they're like a couple views we were covering these people and it became a phenomenon of people noticing how fat these people are and they are getting big and you know you think you go you go to a theme park and you figure man i'm gonna go to theme park we'll walk around i can eat whatever i want i'm gonna walk like 30 000 steps who gives a shit not if you're on a mobility scooter and weigh 500 pounds and there's an entire ecosystem them on instagram where they go online and complain how theme parks don't fit their fat asses

that is a big that's where we lost they will go and legit review restaurants and they'll review them based on things like how many stairs there are and like whether or not whether or not the

chairs have arms because they can't fit it's really funny yeah i i follow these ladies that they're right they go to they're really big they're like obese and they go to to parks and then they sit on the ride because you know how sometimes they don't work. They do it for other fat people so they don't have to embarrass themselves. They're like embarrassing themselves for other fat people. Oh, they're civil rights leaders? Yeah, they're like, at Disney on this ride, you don't fit. So if you're over 300 pounds, don't even sit on it because I did it for you type of thing. That's so crazy. Yeah, they're like

Malcolm XXXLs. I was going to say Rosa National Parks.

That's another good one. I like them. If you go to Costco in L.A., especially if you go in the O.C., it's nothing but people on the fat Mexicans and black people on those scooters, dude. Dude, to get a cart at Disney, you don't have to prove anything. They just give it to you. And they're running around. And they're also entitled. And they also run over your feet. And they also don't wait in line. And they are the worst kind of people. And like you said, if you look at the comments, it's other fat people saying, you go, girl. Yeah, you go, queen.

you're you're killing it typing out of breath just typing is too much too much activity today

the park hoppers are very funny because at one point you know we also we live in florida too and they go to disney all the time and one time we were over at hollywood studios she's walking around and we see that they're there i'm there with my wife and my wife is in very good shape right she just did a a bikini bodybuilding she's really really fit right and she's like okay and i go well they know what i look like you know because they've blocked me and i'm like who's to the plus size park hoppers and and then my wife went and found them and pretended she was a super fan and took a photo and i'll show i'll send you the photo later if you need if you want to see what a normal person looks like next to these people it is it is it is brutal it is fucking brutal oh they also try to stick i try to give us a strike because we're making fun of us youtube goes oh you're bullying and i'm like the fuck i am i will sue you then they remove the strikes i'll sue your fat asses to the ground

fat toes i put a um i put a meme up that i found it was uh toilets of the world and it was like the they have four pictures one was a american toilet the white toilet then the other one was a chinese toilet it was a hole and then there was a japanese toilet which is like some futuristic trough where you kind of get on top of it and do your deal and the last one said saudi arabian it was white instagram models right and right and and i posted it was flying up and then instagram hit me with a fucking strike saying i was bullying like who am i bullying the porta potty toilets

i would argue that the saudi people are bullying be the one shitting on people you're just pointing it out if anything you're a hero you're a civil rights leader i really am for fucking common

sense dude it's like unbelievable dude and it's just like the wrap it up it's like instagram is just kneecapping the jesters they're like anybody who talks any real truth like real real truth not like this weird conspiracy have you heard about how everybody's racist and homophobic like that's the real conspiracy like you're a real conspiracy theorist if you think society is racist society is bigoted homophobic anti-semitic you're believing that entire groups of people are conspiring against your one group for no reason none it's like well you know it's like i got a lot of jewish friends they're like they hate us i'm like why why do they hate you and they're like and it's always like well we're successful and it's like you sound like carlos mencia when he was getting taken out and he's like they just hate me because i'm famous and killing it you're like no you steal jokes nobody hates you because you're doing well there's a bunch of people doing well you know it's you're an asshole already had such a great joke when the

kanye thing came out in relation to what you just said or he was like wait because the kanye thing like you know the whole kanye nazi thing happened while he was like filming a special and he was like the jew special which is hilarious by the way which is an all-time banger one of the best but when he was when he was going when he was going like yeah you know kanya says wait wait but hold on a second juice can be annoying what did we do and that was like such a real like hold on we are annoying though and that was a okay that made me that fucking hold on what do we do like i want to hear it because 100 yeah it's like yeah listen you know what i i am cuban and if you're on a carnival cruise with me i understand where you're going to be allowed about bad at my family we're loud and i and i reckon and i will apologize to you you know i will i won't steal

your bike but you know of different cultures you know yeah dude it's kind of crazy man it's like a crazy time dude guys great show glad we finally made it happen one more time can you tell us where

they can find you uh yeah we're going we're actually we go live now at 4 p.m eastern time over on youtube revenge of the sis that is our local show but most days monday through friday we go live over there and merced is night wave at 10 p.m and i do day wave at 10 a.m oh nice it's on the same channel yeah just on youtube you search day wave or night wave but if you go to the revenge of the cis one all our stuff's linked there so are you guys getting uh any love on youtube we you know what we were kicked off for two years they're staying out of our way which is all we ask for all we ask for is hey man monetize me and leave me alone and that'll be that's all i want i don't need anything extra special just leave me alone you were kicked off did you one of the people got their their um no you want to laugh i got our channel back before they announced that we we got we were getting strikes and the last strike we got was for and i shit you not was for cyber bullying jeffrey epstein yeah i'm not kidding it's a 14 minute video we did where all only person we talked about was jeffrey epstein and they go this is cyber bullying and that was the last strike took the account away and we were gone for two years we were only on rumble for two years and then for some reason our buddy alex rosen predator poachers awesome shout out to alex rosen he's the man um he he was he was like hey man they gave me my channel back you should try and i went and found a two-year-old email to appeal and i go let me appeal and i go hey blah blah we're mass flagged and they go the next morning i called mercy go you're not gonna fucking believe what happened they just they gave us a channel back took all the strikes away and monetized us and i'm like insane okay thank you and since then you know

i would say stay out of our way just leave me alone yeah it's weird because there's this thing called tombstone algorithms where they don't forget about you and like we're still under the fucking gun and it's it's so crazy that we have to allow a fan to post all of our shit just to get more views and it's just like i don't know anyone else

has to do that because they'll like our episode will fly and then it just stops oh they'll cut

it off that's happened to us yeah that still happens to us we we don't get when we were first started doing the show we blew we when we did the blow up point we we would have been if they didn't do that whole shadow ban us and demonetize us we would have been so but i'm not blowing our own horn i'm just looking at numbers you could see growth right and then one day after the same moment when i think it was uh crowder got into that fight with carlos mazza and they demonetized the great demonetization of youtube ever since that moment we our algorithm just went you know we get some views and some new people but not that much and yeah we're not we're not going to be put it to you this way i'm sure just like us your video is not going to come come up next when somebody's watching another video no it sucks dude that's that's where you want to be if you want

views yeah amen yeah all right guys great show thanks for coming on oh yeah man i had a great time dude glad we finally can make it happen and uh seriously appreciate it thanks for having us on anytime all the time open door dude let's go uh let's break down the episode summer weekends

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All right, what'd you guys think of the Revenge of the Sis, dude? i love those guys it was fun it's fun yeah like he said it was just it was just like a nice hang conspiracy hang yeah the whole key is like what am i gonna call the episode that's why i'm going on right now lego wars i was thinking about calling it garbage people just fat people at

fucking walt disney people stealing legos oh dude it was we went all over the place i didn't think we were gonna touch on the lego scandal here i thought that's like a more broken i mean dude

it is blowing up dude oh is it i mean dude everyone's making content because it's so

nuts is it the john bryan video that's going around the civil rights that's one and then

everyone like all these huge content people are talking about because especially guys love legos we grew up on legos imagine having two hundred thousand dollars worth of legos and then someone

just steals them from the guy is on in the audio like fuck you come come try to get him you know what i mean like i'm stealing your legos and i don't understand why that's just not open and

and then to run to utah where you're thinking you're safe yeah you've it's literally the streisden effect you made it 10 times worse he was right though he was safe in utah i do take

for now i mean the pressure is going to come down dude it has to it has to now well now they're also i forgot to mention they're in this position where they've raised so much in a gofundme that they can now just give that guy the value of the legos but reckless ben the youtuber it's like yeah i don't want this guy now to just be like well he got paid back he's getting away with it so what they're gonna do i think is take the money and give it to that official statement have

an official statement but you can't leave a comment the comments are right now have been very limited. Bricks and minifigs? So, he's going to

give it to he's going to buy the legos himself reckless bin so then it legally is like falls on him and he can pursue it from there god bless that guy though i were you familiar with that guy reckless no and i gotta no i love him me too yeah apparently he just goes around like white

knighting shit in like the best possible way yeah that's cool i mean use use uh live streaming and

stuff for good not evil i agree totally and it's so funny because he wanted just to do like a quick video you know he wanted to help someone out maybe a 30 minute video you know let it go show people he's good people he's like i didn't expect to be tied up in this fucking scoundrel i just got myself and like he said he won't let it go now he wants to somehow yeah he shouldn't dude he's

winning and these guys careers are done you'll not they'll never read what the statement says

johnny can you read that yeah sure because you're a good reader uh it says oh it's a part multi-part oh dude it's a huge part one to our lego community thank you we know how many of you have seen the discussions surrounding the former bricks and minifigs salem oregon location and we understand why people care so deeply the boy ai surely wrote this at the center of the situation is a family caught in the middle of a private dispute with a former independent owner why'd you close it

oh that's what you're reading yeah oh you're reading the little one yeah oh my bad sorry

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Stop it. They're lying.

They're just full of shit. They're lying.

And you're full of shit. And what you should be saying is, we don't work with these people anymore. they should give the Legos back that's the end of the statement because what you're doing now dude is you're destroying your brand even more like your brand is done and the only hope you have is to side with the people who lost the Legos and be like Bricks and Minifigs understands how much people love their Legos and it's sad that somebody would steal your Legos

and this isn't the only bad publicity they've had by the way these Lego guys have gone in there before and what a guy will do is pretend to be kind of like somebody who just found his old legos under his bed and he'll put one really valuable one in there and bring it in to get a quote you know and he's busted them a few times this guy like saying like oh yeah they're worth about 30 bucks bro nothing special here and then the guy will be like what about uh was there a gold one in there and one time he tried it went missing yeah wow you saw the same video yeah it's a they're just scam artists like allegedly just like they said allegedly right you might

have never done it but i know he did it it's like gamestop gamestop will literally sell you a game for 50 40 bucks and then you'll beat it or you don't want it anymore you want to trade it in and they'll give you four or five dollars and then literally they'll tell you that they're gonna put it up there for 40 bucks but you have would i mean you just don't sell it i guess it's

called college bookstores yeah oh well that was the ultimate scam we'll sell to you for 60 we'll

buy it back for four yeah what that was such a scam dude and they knew you they had you have a barrel because they keep updating the you know you'd have to get the latest version of the book

the teacher would tell you you need the latest version of this book the old one doesn't work and the new ones you couldn't go and buy an old one from your old classmate this is the dumbest

thing they could by the way i wrote the book that especially at uncli my professors wrote the textbooks so they they would just get in paper every time they sold a text it was such a they

must have loved it dude they must have loved it oh and then they made it part of their course You got to get this book. Yeah, dude.

Now, my psych professor, Professor King and this other guy.

Shots fired, Professor King.

Well, he was a great. No, I mean, he was published because he was like the top shit guy in psychology. But, yeah, he wrote the book, and you had to get the latest version.

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Had a big week last week with some calls and a lot of people are happy.

Are we talking big bucks, no whammies? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You can't guarantee no whammies, but boy, he had no whammies last week for sure. Yeah, he's on fire. I love him very much. It's just a community of people who want to make sure their future is secured financially.

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Yeah, you could literally have a good deal here just cutting this into strips and wiping your ass with it. It's probably cheaper than toilet paper. Yeah, it's cheaper than toilet paper. But it's a nice shirt.

Sir, triple A bacon. Look at that. That's a fire shirt, dude.

Dude, I guarantee you he never thought he'd be worn on a T-shirt in the future.

Yeah. You mean me from the future? Yeah, you didn't. In the past, I never thought I'd put myself on a shirt in the future. Yeah. I'm very excited. I got a couple new shirts coming out. He does look like you. Well, because that is my face.

He is Sir Francis.

No, I had a guy make it for me. That's my face.

No, but did he AI your face on that one? I don't know. I don't know his process. That's the actual one.

Oh, so you're saying that's a real picture of Sir Francis Bacon?

A real painting of him. What's crazy is you're going to make millions, and this wasn't even your idea.

You think I'm going to make a million dollars off this shirt?

Let's just say that for the guy who made the t-shirts kicking himself in the face right now. I'll be like, fuck, I shouldn't have gave him that idea. It's a great shirt. It's a great shirt.

It's like a shirt you can wear to a... Like, it's not super casual, but it's not super, you know, dress up either. Like, you know, you can wear this to a nice place.

I wear this to, like, a renaissance.

Everyone's going to be like, oh, that painting's beautiful. I'm not sure. Yeah, it's of this great philosopher, Sir Triple-A Bacon.

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So, Johnny. We were talking about your hunt for the big slobby chick at EDC on Instagram.

Oh, dude, I still can't find – we still haven't found her. You haven't found her? I'm trying to interview her for like $200, $300. I want to know if the T-shirt was successful and why she wore the T-shirt.

Well, because women like to act like getting laid is hard for them.

Yeah, she didn't have – that's what I'm saying. You didn't have to wear that.

She's like, oh, I'm just going to put this out and hope and pray.

Yeah, it's like dunking on your toddler and then just clowning him. Yeah, right?

You're like, dude, I'm so desperate to get some D, man. I'm just going to wear this shirt, put it out, and hopefully one person will hit on me. There must have been a conga line of dudes throwing dick at them.

Oh, that's what I'm saying. I want to talk to them. Or what my friends said. I was like, do you think someone just gave her the T-shirt? She doesn't even – she isn't from this country. She doesn't read English.

Oh, that's so funny. She's a foreigner. She doesn't even know. She's wearing this T-shirt. Yeah, it's like those kids in Africa that are wearing like Super Bowl 30 T-shirts or whatever. She's got a shirt that says, I believe in love, and love is anal. She doesn't even read English.

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All I do is get attacked and laugh the whole time. I wonder if he thought he had a chance. He really thought out there, he's like, I'm about to pull it out.

Sam said this in the show, right? He probably used to be kind of a tough guy.

Boy, he's not that tall. Let's say he, even if he was taller, it would be what, five, six?

No, he's a tiny fellow, yeah.

He's a tiny, so he has little man syndrome. He had flashbacks of his youth. You should have picked him up and just sat him down off the stage.

You kept pissing him off. That's the Viagra talk or whatever.

I look out and there's his face like this. I'm like, are you okay, bro? What's going on here? Fuck you, man. Get off the...

stage who knew it was coming because someone caught it like someone caught like again again

somebody's attacked him this guy said world record i broke it down on my own private you know just out of personal interest and you had a few little quick crowd mcgloss swim moves you know that i thought were respectable he came for the mic too you did this kind of matrix like

but then the guy came up and i couldn't move it and the guy got it but the first time when he kind

And you went like... No, no, no. I didn't think he was going to end up falling.

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I thought they were just going to end up pushing him out, but they ended up falling on the floor. Well, because he's strong.

He wants to get, yeah. And that's people like, you got your ass kicked. I go, dude, literally, I had like 18 shots on this guy. Who said you got your ass kicked? Just dumb people in the comments section.

Not some people are so stupid.

Let's say he was more your age and you look a little athletic. What would you have gone for?

Well, I mean, dude, if it's like a real attack, like he wouldn't even make it to the stage. I would have fucking sparted his kick right in his chest. And I was going to do that at the Ha Ha Cafe, but it's just like I didn't want to get banned from there. That's my biggest thing. I don't want to piss off the venue because it's my friend's show. I know Jack and his mom and dad at the Ha Ha. i don't want to put them in legal problems so i almost put myself in harm's way to minimize the damage that can happen to the guy i'm not a fighter like i remember one time there was this guy in the front there was like three white guys in the front dude and he was just saying the dumbest shit and then he said something so dumb heckling me and i just racked him dude he got so upset he was like screaming at me his friends grab him they're walking him out he sees a chair he picks it up he's about to throw it dude and thank god his friend stops it stops it because if that guy threw it it would have hit somebody just in the front so i was prepared to jump up and grab the chair like i was getting ready for when the chair flew to just jump in the air so the person in the front didn't get fucking dinged but that's the only thing it's like dude everyone's like dude you should have fucking lit him up i'm like first of all if i hit him i'm known as an old man fucking abuser kill him too and then if he falls and hits his head and something

happens then i'm catching a case it would be like that black kid that well he got away with it i guess but got called the n-word and he clocked that old guy and he fucking died man it could it could easily happen that's gonna stay with that kid forever forever all right guys enjoy

the highlights here's a clip from the latest broken sim but you know i can go what i can assess the situation i realized like an 80 year old man is coming on stage he'd have to be about

80 years old or late 70s we do we're gonna play video after this by the way so stick around so

do you want me to describe it all before here just wait should we just play the video and then play it now play it now dj electra is here electra fry she is the one who filmed it uh she was just we both walked in late uh so here it is yeah oh go for it go for it

yeah there we go dude please don't have a heart attack or if you die in my set that will be the great story of all time sir are you okay what are you gonna do what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing

Johnny, did you see my amazing Croft Maga moves right there? I don't care. You fucking asshole. So he looks down at my legs at that moment and I go, oh, he's going to try to kick me. You fucking shit. You goddamn racist fucking shit. I can't stop laughing. Sir, sir, sir. Sir, you're 80. Get out of my way. Stop it. You fuck. Now, this guy can't be taller than 5'7". Is this the greatest? Sorry, man. I'm sorry. That's his wife. Hey, hey. Be nice. Be nice. Be nice. Be nice. Be nice.

Fuck.

Hey, you just poked him in the eye. Be nice, Grandpa. Be nice. Don't get angry. Oh, my God. Go down. All right. The MSNBC is upset tonight. Bro, listen to Grace. Watch out. Watch out. Watch out. The guy grabbing him right now. Oh, my God. Falls. If someone yells, they knocked him down and he fell. Can anybody admit I did not use any cropping dollars there? I had clear shots. Clear shots, Johnny. I could have sparted him right there by the time he gets to the stage. Even on the last time when the guy attacked me. Dude, you showed up late, bro. You missed me fighting the elderly, bro. The best $25 I've spent. Yeah! that's it dude that's amazing wait so what were you into what were you getting into when that set him off what what bit was it well it could have been the indian uh garbage oh you think it was that one okay well because he's calling me a racist and probably he's and my favorite thing if there's any like justice and karma in the world an indian will scam him out of all this money

you know dude you should have been i mean he didn't even get to your racist material you know that's what he was offended by just wait five minutes because yeah i do it would have gotten

worse i did my m-word bit that night at the end of it and they all loved it you would have lost

his mind if he had heard that yeah he would have gone nuts dude he wasn't waiting for you in the

parking lot or anything no dude i mean he's past his bedtime and his wife was just over it it makes me think because he's a tiny guy he's got his whole life he's had like napoleon complex so probably when he was really young he used to like to fight but now he's like 80 good luck

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Okay, so if he had had his way, what do you think he was trying to do?

uh take the microphone for me okay he wasn't so he wasn't necessarily trying to fight you he's just trying to get the mic i don't know he probably would have done that too that's so funny he probably would have done that too so you know it's just like he was about to go for a kick too right yeah oh yeah he was staring at my legs and i'm like don't kick dog do not your dick dude what if he secretly maybe he's just like i'm so overrun with homoerotica right now i gotta have it confusing feelings he's like that would have been even a better finish and just traumatize the entire crowd it does look like you're going for your dick in that still image

that you picked for the for it looks like he's going right for your dick yeah and you're giving

him like the krav maga swipe i'm going bang bang i'm i'm like that moment in the matrix where he's

like bang bang bang i was gonna say more like steven seagal doing his aikido or whatever oh

Which one? The fat Seagal? Is that what you're saying, Johnny? You're saying I'm fat Seagal? Johnny, that's not fucking cool. People are pissed at you in the comment section. Call me fat Seagal.

McDojo Life. Who's in LA, by the way? Now, did you know that McDojo Life guy? He moved to LA. Why is he moved to LA? I don't know.

what are you doing it's a shingle uh but he he shared the other day that have you seen that like it's steven mcgall doing demos while seated he can't even be bothered to get up both nick

mullen and tom sigort talk about all the movies he now does fighting sitting down it's so great cheers it's too cheers it's too bro yeah that's great i wish i wish i could have cheers it to dude just sit there bang bang bang crotch shot he goes down uppercut and everyone's

like that guy was that guy was dressed for like a real night out you know he had like his wife was

dressed in like indian garb like from india hindu garb so maybe when i said indians are garbage he

got really mad interesting maybe yeah maybe they're like hindus or something could be

and she was over it what if they just fucking stop they probably adopted an indian kid a long time ago and they made it their whole lifestyle probably like dude they they're probably white daughters married to an indian guy and their kid their grandkid is half indian people liberals just love being offended on behalf of yeah her her his family's h1b visa people

that's just their favorite thing is to be offended on behalf of others who really oh white people love that shit it just gets their dick hard dude so let's rank this in the uh the pantheon of uh attacks uh again what what is what what are we weighing uh threat to life i would

say okay threat or most exciting and fun which one do you want yeah well i think those are equal those are the same thing to me no the threat to death is a lot worse not yet right but what i'm

saying is as far as my entertainment is concerned uh the greater the threat to your life the more

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